evans_scars
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid: Shares raw mental‑health thoughts, e.g., suicidal tweet 'I LOVE MY FRIENDS... I GONAN KILL NYSELD'
- Tech-savvy: Posts about Linux setups, like 'Reinstalled Arch Linux today' and choosing display managers
- Creative: Pairs most tweets with photos, from food to weight updates
- Boundary setter: Bio promises to block if mean and adds content warnings
- Community-aware: References shedtwt/edtwt and seeks support from those communities
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: Mentions cutting and suicidal urges, e.g., '...I cut myself...' and 'I will kill myself'
- Disordered eating: Obsessive fasting, calorie counting, and weight focus, like '210 kcal eaten just to prove I don't have an ED'
- Alcohol misuse: Drinks to the point of vomiting, e.g., 'drink until I throw up'
- Impulsive posting: Shares graphic, triggering content without filters
- Neglected health: Continues harmful behaviors despite illness, e.g., persistent coughing, nosebleeds, and self‑starvation
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Barney Gumble is the classic Springfield alcoholic who constantly drinks to the point of self‑destruction, mirroring Evan’s frequent references to binge drinking and vomiting (e.g., 'Guess ill only have alcohol later.. Unless I drink until I throw up if I snack something beforehand'). He also shows signs of severe depression and suicidal thoughts, like Evan’s tweets 'I'm actually going to kill myself' and 'I think a lot but it feels empty sometimes... I should just die'. Like Barney’s struggle with weight and body image, Evan obsessively tracks calories and weight loss, as seen in '210 kcal eaten just to try and prove I don't have an ED' and '63.1kg oh yeah oh yeah'. Both characters use humor and sarcasm to mask their pain, evident in Evan’s self‑deprecating jokes and Barney’s attempts at levity despite his condition. Their profiles are littered with warning symbols (the many ⚠️ emojis), just as Barney’s storylines often carry warnings about alcoholism.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Their tweets are dominated by personal emotions and inner turmoil, such as "I hate my body" and "I think a lot ... I should just die", showing an introverted focus on the inner world. They constantly cite concrete sensory details and exact numbers—"210 kcal eaten", "63.1kg", "I love looking at people's food"—which points to a sensing preference. Their choices are guided by feelings and personal values, evident in lines like "I will starve myself because I'm angry at my stomach" and "I hate my body", indicating a feeling orientation. The overall pattern is spontaneous and unstructured, for example "I might just fast for today actually I wanna see if this goes down to 61" and "I plan to drink until I throw up", reflecting a perceiving lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you trying to decide between LightDM and Ly? Because my heart just logged in automatically when I saw your profile.
- If we were a Linux distro, I'd be Arch and you'd be the perfect .iso—light, fast, and always ready to boot up my day.
- I saw you love Bonnie from FNAF—how about we make our own animatronic love story where I'm the Freddy and you're the Bonnie that steals my heart?
- Your calorie count might be low, but my feelings for you are off the charts—wanna share a 70‑kcal bourbon biscuit and some conversation?
- Lawful neutral, huh? I guess we both know the rules—like the rule that I’m supposed to ask you out before my next fast.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Arch Linux tinkerer who once installed Arch on a Windows‑7 laptop. Food experimenter, meme curator & late‑night coder. 📸– @evans_scars
Your signature cocktail
Cutting Edge Cocktail
The Cutting Edge Cocktail blends the sharp bite of bourbon with the jittery buzz of espresso, mirroring Evan’s love for alcohol and late‑night Linux tinkering, as seen in "Reinstalled Arch Linux today and honestly Barely had audio issues." The sour lime adds a warning‑sign tang that reflects the constant ⚠️ alerts in their bio and tweets like "I'm so sorry but I get being curious why someone may have blocked you guys". A touch of simple syrup sweetens the mix, nodding to the rare moments of affection in "I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH". Finally, the bitters bring a dark, bitter finish that captures the self‑destructive edge of tweets such as "I might just fast for today actually I wanna see if this goes down to 61 tmrr" and "I'm gonna take a shower if I don't feel any better I'm genuinely gonna attempt /srs."
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user repeatedly shows loyalty and devotion to friends and family, e.g., "I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH" and "I'm trying to stay clean so my mama doesn't get angry". They also demonstrate hard work and patience in a long‑term personal goal, saying "So far this year I only lost 12.5 kg but it's okay I don't mind taking it slow" and "I will always record my lowest weight as my current because as long I don't go over my cal limit (and exercise it out) I shouldn't be gaining weight". This consistent dedication, patience, and caring nature aligns most closely with Hufflepuff values.
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Your song
Hurt - Johnny Cash
The bleak, self‑destructive tone of "Hurt" mirrors Evan's frequent expressions of self‑harm and hopelessness, such as "I think a lot... I should just die" and "I'm losing it, actually." The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" directly reflects tweets like "Todas i accidentally cut myself because I forgot I had a blade" and "I'm so serious when I say that I always without fail masturbate ... I'm scared." Their suicidal ideation is evident in posts like "I'm actually going to kill myself" and "I LOVE MY FRIENDS... I LOSE MYSELF," echoing the song's sense of profound emptiness. Additionally, the recurring theme of feeling broken and worthless in the song aligns with their body‑image struggles, e.g., "My feet aren't even that big they're just fat I hate my body" and the constant obsession with weight and calories.
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