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This user is intensely introspective and emotionally expressive, in a way that fits Lisa Simpson’s combination of sensitivity, intensity, and niche fixation. They have a consuming special interest (Habit/ángel), much like Lisa’s obsessive passions for causes and hobbies, shown in posts like “my first thought of the year was habit . let the record show! 💭💭 ı really cant believe this stupid chud cornball ı fell inlovewith in 2018 is Still infesting my brain in the big 2026” and “habit lives in m y brain and he makes decisions for me”. They are self-aware about internet culture and other people’s behavior, sometimes judgmental but also principled, like when they call out parasocial or uncomfortable dynamics in “why do people still talk about this im sorry but ill never feel bad for someone for being 'addicted to cai' i dont know i think you can just Delete it” and “does any body else fidn it weird how @mizu_ennaa is friends with minors and talks to them and meets them in real life lmfao”. Their melodramatic, poetic swings between romantic devotion and despair echo Lisa’s tendency toward grand emotional gestures, seen in “if you gotta hurt somebody please hurt me!!!!! and if you gotta break a heart then please break mine!!!!” and “i think i might have a suicide soon”. Even their mix of creativity and self-consciousness about fandom—like “liking a niche artist is so embarrassing because ill show my friend like Yeah this music artist That has 5 monthly listeners”—feels very Lisa: earnest, slightly embarrassed, but deeply committed to the things they love.

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They read as introverted (I): most tweets center on inner experiences, parasocial/fandom bonds, and being high alone, e.g. watching videos and "waving at my laptop like a fat baby" “watchijg habit bideos and waving at my laptop like a fat baby”, plus long naps and falling asleep in the college bathroom point to low outward stimulation. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), spinning abstract fantasies and symbolic narratives rather than concrete, practical topics, like imagining fictional scenarios and soulbonding: “habit lives in m y brain and he makes decisions for me” and “i am a bunny that wished to be human”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, driven by intense emotion, attachment, and interpersonal drama rather than detached logic, e.g. “if you gotta hurt somebody please hurt me!!!!! and if you gotta break a heart then please break mine!!!!” and their fixation on love, jealousy, and hurt. Their style is very perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, talking about sudden mood swings, suicidal ideation, and drifting through sleep and college with little planning, like “ı just slept for like 20+ hours good grief!” and “woke up from an 7 hour nap and genuienly thought it was morning”. Altogether, the combination of introspective parasocial fantasy, emotional intensity, and spontaneous disorganization fits INFP best.

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Full-time student, part-time habit archivist. Once fell asleep in a campus bathroom for 40 minutes and called it “field research.”– @evanswjfe

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This cocktail lives where they do: in habit’s attic, jittery and romantic, with silver tequila for the dizzy, sleep-deprived chaos of “today ı also accidentaly fell asleep ı n the college bathrooms for like 40 minutes Tired so tired” and “ı just slept for like 20+ hours good grief!”. Chamomile mellows it out, a nod to the soft, yearning side of “let me kiss you on the lips” and “would you like to be in love forever”. Blackberry-rose syrup makes it lush, dramatic, and a little horny, in the spirit of “jerked off to habit” and the many “my wife” thirst-posts like “dont even talk to me until ive had my morning my wife”. Sparkling yuzu soda matches their hyper, slightly feral timeline energy from “I NEED WEED!!!!!ahhhh ahhhh i cant waiiittt” and “IM GOING TO BE SEEN LATER IN MY DREAMS!! NOT A FALSE ALARM”. A dash of absinthe brings the eerie, obsessive soulbond vibe of “habit lives in m y brain and he makes decisions for me” and “my suicide is imminent unless habit materialises in front of me and does it himself”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny sugar carrot crown it for the bunny persona “i am a bunny that wished to be human”, making the drink look as unhinged, sparkly, and devoted as their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong, almost single‑minded loyalty and devotion to their chosen people and interests, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their attachment to Habit and their ‘wife’ is framed as constancy and emotional commitment, e.g. “i miss habit and i want to die and my teeth feel sensetive”, “my first thought of the year was habit . let the record show! 💭💭 ı really cant believe this stupid chud cornball ı fell inlovewith in 2018 is Still infesting my brain in the big 2026”, and the repeated “my wife” posts like “dont even talk to me until ive had my morning my wife”. They also express a soft, nurturing side in tweets like “that one oomf you just think is so sweet and precious and you feel maternal towards them” and playful affection such as “let me kiss you on the lips”, reflecting a people-oriented, caring temperament. Even their self‑protective moments are about emotional well‑being rather than strategy or status, as in “finally blocking people ı dont Like… My spirit is free my wings are spread”, which reads more as guarding their peace than as manipulation. They are creative and whimsical, but their defining qualities are loyalty, attachment, and emotional devotion, placing them most clearly in Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures messy, dramatic longing, self-destruction, and dark humor in the way they talk about themselves and their fixations. They oscillate between exhaustion and over-the-top emotional intensity, napping through life yet cracking jokes about it, like waking confused after a long nap in “woke up from an 7 hour nap and genuienly thought it was morning despite it being pitch black outside” and “ı just slept for like 20+ hours good grief!”. Their posts fold sex, love, and morbidity into each other—“less than an hour ago i was talkign about evan myers strap and now i want to cut myself My mind is a wonderous place”, “i think i might have a suicide soon”, and “if you gotta hurt somebody please hurt me!!!!! and if you gotta break a heart then please break mine!!!!”—mirroring the song’s glamorization of pain and self-sabotage. Their obsessive, almost theatrical romantic attachment to Habit in tweets like “habit my freak wife i miss you youre so beautiufl” and “habit lives in m y brain and he makes decisions for me” fits the song’s themes of idealized love, dependency, and wanting to be consumed by feeling. Even their bio, “let me just do something with my body quick,” and tweets like “I NEED WEED!!!!!ahhhh ahhhh i cant waiiittt” echo Teen Idle’s fixation on using the body and bad habits as an escape from boredom and emotional chaos.

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