evanthrax
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His deep emotional reaction to 'House Of Leaves' and repeated, enthusiastic posts about games like 'i beat the silent hill 2 remake' show a lot of genuine feeling and investment.
- Curious Learner: He admits enjoying 'maths a level' and wanting 'more difficult stuff', which reflects intellectual curiosity beyond typical teen interests.
- Community-seeking: Starting a 'New account so i actually can find my people' and addressing followers as 'oomfs' shows he actively builds and values online social circles.
- Resilient Gamer: Tracking tough Dark Souls progress '16/25' and ranting about brutal bosses demonstrates persistence and willingness to keep trying.
- Culturally Literate: References spanning 'Chainsaw Man', 'House Of Leaves', indie horror games like 'Visage', and 'Persona 5' show broad media knowledge and taste.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Rants: He posts sharp hot takes like calling Typhoon 'a massive ugly fucking baby' which can come across blunt and reactive.
- Procrastination: Complaining about sun ruining work time and saying 'I love my oc universe i just need the motivation to lock in on it' point to occasional struggles locking down projects.
- Selective Trust: The 'shedtwt dni' in bio and 'How it feels seeing someone talking about something I like before realising they're on my dni list' suggest a guarded approach that can limit new connections.
- Short Fuse: Harsh replies like 'delete your account you sad git you need fucking help' imply a tendency toward sharp, possibly disproportionate responses in heated moments.
- Coverage Anxiety: Worry about visibility ('last time it didnt get any likes because it basically wasnt showing it to anyone who wasnt a mutual') shows stress over social reach and validation.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's combination of intellectual curiosity, moral feeling and being a teenager who sometimes feels out of step with peers matches Evan. Like Lisa, Evan reads and thinks deeply ('House Of Leaves has never affected me like this') and is socially conscious ('Why can't they spend the money ... as wages for their employees'). Both are earnest, a bit weary of mainstream nonsense, and quietly passionate.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted (seeks a new account to 'find my people' and addresses close friends as 'oomfs'), Intuitive (creates an 'oc universe' and gravitates toward symbolic horror like 'House Of Leaves'), Feeling (emotionally affected by literature and uneasy about social injustices, shown in critiques about wages and news), Perceiving (flexible gamer habits, scattered creative projects and a playful, spontaneous posting style). Examples: introversion in 'New account so i actually can find my people', intuition in 'I love my oc universe', feeling in 'A book has never affected me like House Of Leaves has', and perceiving in 'I love my oc universe i just need the motivation to lock in on it' and varied, on-the-fly tweets about games and music.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I think I could spend the next dozen attempts learning every move to win you over.
- If you were a book, you'd be a special edition of 'House Of Leaves' — unreadable by most, but I want to get lost in your pages.
- Want to share headphones and listen to doom metal together? I promise to only rant about the riffs for 10 minutes... maybe.
- Call me the Nameless King — I'll make it hard, dramatic, and totally worth the final victory pose next to you.
- Play Persona 5 with me when you're done with DS3 — we can be the perfect awkward, anime-loving couple who also slay bosses.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • UK • queer gamer & horror nerd • OC-builder & Dark Souls grinder • Silent Hill, Chainsaw Man & extreme metal enthusiast • New account hunting my people — friendly oomfs welcome ♡– @evanthrax
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Nameless
This dark, slightly bitter cocktail reflects Evan's love of the night and brutal boss fights: the black vodka and charcoal tonic match 'I hate the sun' and the shadowy horror of Silent Hill, while the blackberry and lime provide moody sweetness like the emotional impact of 'House Of Leaves'. The smoked rosemary gives a dramatic, ritualistic finish—perfect for someone who tracks '16/25' boss progress and posts passionate rants about game design.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Evan's curiosity, love of difficult math ('is it weird that im enjoying maths a level as much as i am?') and devotion to complex, atmospheric fiction like 'House Of Leaves' point to Ravenclaw's intellectual and imaginative priorities. He builds an 'oc universe' and analyzes game mechanics (Nameless King rant), showing puzzle-loving tendencies more Ravenclaw than Gryffindor bravado. His selective community-building ('New account so i actually can find my people') also matches Ravenclaw's preference for like-minded peers over loud popularity.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails / Johnny Cash
The dark, introspective tone of 'Hurt' fits Evan's haunted, reflective sensibility — he hates the intrusive sun ('I hate the sun') and is moved by bleak literary horror ('House Of Leaves has never affected me like this'). The song's quiet emotional weight pairs well with his late-night gamer/bookish persona.
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