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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically engaged, passionate about niche interests, and very online. They openly describe themselves as a "Leftist" in their bio and discuss shifting away from politics while still caring about it, as in “Probably gonna abandon branding myself as both a media and politics account Will sometimes still post politics but I'm just not as interested in posting about it on twitter than I am about my other interests”, which mirrors Lisa’s intense but sometimes exhausting political focus. Their deep, almost scholarly engagement with specific media (Project Moon, Limbus Company, JJK)—for example, “The apprentices might just be my favourite set of characters in Limbus I love them so much” and “I lowkey loved the Canto and believe we got the perfect amount of hype moments and aura and plot”—feels like Lisa’s obsessive love for jazz, books, and causes. The way they oscillate between earnest emotional posts and dramatic reactions, such as “My heart geniunely shattered into pieces” and “Life is lifeslop.”, lines up with Lisa’s tendency toward melodramatic introspection. Finally, their supportive tone toward friends and oomfs, like “Shoutouts to all my pervert oomfs who wish they weren't one I'm rooting for y'all and I'm right here with y'all ✌️✌️✌️”, reflects Lisa’s caring, community-oriented side despite all the angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with “oomfs,” organize/participate in fandom events, and openly broadcast feelings and inside jokes, e.g. “#pinkytwt so like we ever gonna do another assembly” and “Happy new year oomfies… ALL OF YOU HAVE MY LOVE”, showing a strong outward social focus. Their interests and commentary are clearly iNtuitive: they thrive on fictional worlds, symbolism, and theorycrafting around Project Moon/JJK, like “Canto 9 has blessed me with 3 back to back hit tweets I feel like Yuji hitting Black Flashes” and “Notice how their abilities work well together aswell 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”, which show pattern-spotting and metaphor over concrete detail. Their reactions are highly emotional and value-driven, pointing to Feeling: they talk about suicidal thoughts and emotional highs/lows, e.g. “My heart geniunely shattered into pieces” and “I think I felt my suicidal thoughts leave my body”, and they center care for friends and fandom communities like “Shoutouts to all my pervert oomfs who wish they weren't one I'm rooting for y'all”. They read as more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline swings spontaneously between sports, politics, Limbus lore, and memes, often in the moment (e.g. “Gonna dissappear until I finish Canto 9 Part 2” vs immediately live-reacting right after), and they frequently amplify whatever new chaos is happening, such as “Tf happening in #hongyuantwt”. Taken together—high social engagement, abstract/fandom-heavy thinking, emotionally expressive values, and flexible, reactive posting—ENFP fits them best.

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Eve • stats-obsessed Broncos fan & Project Moon enjoyer. Once live-tweeted Canto 9 so hard an irl friend found my memes without knowing it was me.– @evelynccentric

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The Dikuo Starburst is loud, bright, and a little unhinged in the best way—built for someone who can go from “I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING NOTHING IS WORTH LIVING FOR ANYMORE” to “I think I felt my suicidal thoughts leave my body” in one timeline. Blue curaçao mirrors their 🩵 aesthetic and their love for niche fandoms like JJK and Project Moon, screaming main-character energy like “This has been one of the best weeks on JJKtwt ever”. Spiced grapefruit soda brings bitterness and fizz, matching their sharp, often exasperated slander such as “His greed sickens me.” and “Holy shit this is an insult to the sport”. Passionfruit syrup captures the genuine love and hype they have for their oomfs and fixations, like “Happy new year oomfies… ALL OF YOU HAVE MY LOVE” and “The apprentices might just be my favourite set of characters in Limbus I love them so much”. An edible glitter rim embodies being “The Dikuo Star” of #middletwt and #pinkytwt, always a little extra like “Canto 9 has blessed me with 3 back to back hit tweets I feel like Yuji hitting Black Flashes”. Finally, a non-alcoholic lychee juice floater nods to them being a minor and keeps the drink playful but safe, while still honoring the chaotic pervposting self-awareness in “Shoutouts to all my pervert oomfs who wish they weren't one I'm rooting for y'all and I'm right here with y'all ✌️✌️✌️”.

Your Hogwarts House
Evelyn reads as a very online version of a classic Gryffindor: loud, impulsive, emotionally intense, and consistently willing to take a stand. They’re quick to express strong moral judgments, like calling out greed in “His greed sickens me.” and openly disowning their past bigotry in “I was transphobic 3 years ago man this doesn't mean shit”, which shows a willingness to confront uncomfortable truths about themselves and others. Their reactions to media and sports are explosive and dramatic, such as “I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING NOTHING IS WORTH LIVING FOR ANYMORE” and “THANK YOU BIG MAN FRANK CRUM”, highlighting a reactive, heart-on-sleeve temperament associated with Gryffindor impulsiveness rather than Ravenclaw detachment or Slytherin cool calculation. They also show a taste for conflict and high drama—laughing in almost manic glee at discourse outcomes in “GOOODDDBYYEEEEEEE FUCKERS AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”—which aligns more with the bold, combative side of Gryffindor than the patient steadiness of Hufflepuff. While there is clear loyalty and affection toward friends and fandoms (e.g., “Happy new year oomfies ... ALL OF YOU HAVE MY LOVE”), the dominant traits are courage to voice strong opinions, dramatic emotional swings, and a penchant for jumping into messy situations—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because it’s about chaotic growth, intense emotions, and moving forward while still being extremely online and dramatic about it. They swing hard between despair and euphoria, like going from “Holy shit I want to end it all again” to “I think I felt my suicidal thoughts leave my body” in the same arc of reactions. The song’s energy of loud, public processing of feelings matches their all-caps outbursts like “GOOODDDBYYEEEEEEE FUCKERS AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” and “I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING NOTHING IS WORTH LIVING FOR ANYMORE”. At the same time, there’s a genuine affection for friends and community, visible in posts like “Happy new year oomfies... ALL OF YOU HAVE MY LOVE” and how they hype up oomfs and artists, which parallels the song’s underlying warmth beneath the drama. Their mix of fandom obsession, messy sincerity, and self-aware loudposting is very much the exact vibe of thank u, next in timeline form.

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