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Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and a little bit of a menace but ultimately good‑natured. They constantly oscillate between clowning on things and genuine enthusiasm, like complaining about hard content while still sweating it out, e.g. “WHOEVER MADE THIS STYGIAN IS GOING TO HELL” and then hyping themselves up with “🚨🚨ZIBAI MAINS WATCH OUT🚨🚨I AM COMING FOR THE LEADERBOARDS🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨”. The mischievous, slightly unhinged humor fits Bart’s energy: “when its christmas day and zhongli naked holding a jar of his lemonade isnt under the tree” feels exactly like a Bart-tier joke. They also lean into their own bit and reputation the way Bart leans into being the class clown, as shown in “when an event is coming out so i actually have to post abour my gimmick and not pee” and “atleast some people still see me as daily event weapons.”. Underneath the chaos there’s a softer, sentimental streak—like making a Zhongli cake every year in “zhongli birthday im so happy did you guys know i make a zhongli cake for his birthday every year”—which matches Bart’s occasional moments of surprising emotional depth.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert (E): they clearly enjoy interacting with a wide circle of online friends, calling out mutuals and oomfs, and joking about their own notoriety, e.g. “its official all of my friends know what daily i am” and “atleast some people still see me as daily event weapons.”. Their humor and interests are highly Intuitive (N)—they jump between fandom meta, lore speculation, and abstract what‑ifs, like “do u guys remember the whole thing about the hypostasis/slimes reflecting the archons…” and daydreamy posts such as “spiritually i am here”, rather than focusing on concrete, real‑life details. They lean strongly Feeling (F): posts center on emotional reactions, relationships, and personal attachment (e.g. “i miss u every day”, “i hope we get a new sumeru expansion so we get more sumeru music”), and even game takeaways are phrased in terms of how things feel rather than raw optimization. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving (P): they tweet about massive unfinished quest backlogs (“i got a quest lineup of 50 hours of gameplay right here”), getting tricked into doing content (“THE PHOTO EVENT TRICKED ME INTO DOING THE ARCHON QYEST IM SO MAD”), and generally reacting in the moment rather than presenting structured plans, all of which fits a spontaneous, adaptable ENFP style.

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Genshin enjoyer documenting daily event weapons, bad pulls, and questionable grind decisions. Once baked a Zhongli cake; physics final was easier.– @eventweapons

Your signature cocktail
Espresso-infused vodka channels their chaotic, semi-feral gamer grind—farming mats and drowning in quests like “i got a quest lineup of 50 hours of gameplay right here”, plus late-night posting before bedtime: 11 pm. Blood orange liqueur brings drama and a little salt, fitting for someone who screams about Stygian runs and bosses like “WHOEVER MADE THIS STYGIAN IS GOING TO HELL” and “im being so serious i will die on this hill sethos rocks are easily the most annoying thing in this game to collect”. Matcha syrup adds a mellow, nerdy sweetness, echoing the quiet sincerity under the jokes—like making a Zhongli cake every year in “did you guys know i make a zhongli cake for his birthday every year” and the soft “i miss u every day” in this tweet. Sparkling yuzu soda makes it bright and experimental, matching their hyperposting “peak alert” energy in “PEAK ALERT ‼️ ‼️” and unhinged Zibai ambition in “ZIBAI MAINS WATCH OUT I AM COMING FOR THE LEADERBOARDS”. The edible gold dust rim is a nod to their eternal Geo archon brainrot—“happy birthday zhongli❤️” and calling him out in “geo archon found shot and killed”—because of course a Zhongli enjoyer’s signature drink has to sparkle like Mora.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and warmth toward friends and community: they celebrate their mutuals and followers affectionately in posts like “look at my mutuals dawg”, and they’re proud that their friends know them as “daily” in “its official all of my friends know what daily i am”. Their dedication to their gimmick and to Genshin itself is very Hufflepuff: they keep up a daily-themed account, joke about having to actually post on-gimmick in “when an event is coming out so i actually have to post abour my gimmick and not pee”, and talk about grinding hard content and materials, like “i got a quest lineup of 50 hours of gameplay right here” and “i will die on this hill sethos rocks are easily the most annoying thing in this game to collect”. There’s also a consistent, low-ego kindness and desire to belong: they say “idk i just wanna be included” and happily boost others with things like “VOTE FOR MY GOAT”. While they’re witty and occasionally dramatic, their core traits are reliability, friendliness, and a hard-working, community-oriented attitude rather than ambition or individual glory. Taken together, this makes Hufflepuff the best fit.

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The best fit for @eventweapons is “Bad Time” by Mitski, because it channels chaotic feelings, self-deprecating humor, and still having fun through it all. They constantly joke about being overwhelmed and unlucky, like when they say “i got a quest lineup of 50 hours of gameplay right here” and “DAILY COOP IS A FRAUD”, mirroring the song’s sense of life being a mess at every turn. Their bio note “bedtime: 11 pm” clashes with constantly posting about stress and gacha suffering, like “I DONT HAVE XILONEN I DONT HAVE NEUVILLETTE I DONT HAVE MAVUIKLA I DONT HAVE CITLALI I DONT HAVE LAUMA I DONT HAVE NEFER I DONT HAVE VARESA”, which feels very ‘everything hits me at once’ in a Mitski way. Even when they’re ranting about Stygian and event difficulty — “WHOEVER MADE THIS STYGIAN IS GOING TO HELL” — there’s still a playful, dramatic flair, like turning misery into a bit. Overall, Bad Time captures their vibe of laughing through burnout, fandom brainrot, and terrible luck with a dramatic, slightly unhinged sincerity.

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