Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for music and comics, e.g. praising albums and tracks across genres like Olivia Dean and Zayn in “everyone hating on olivia dean... just say her music isn't for you!” and detailed album-color threads such as “fav albums for each colour!! this one was fun to do”.
- Humorous wit: Uses self-aware, absurd humor in posts like “if i was a minion i'd be so pissed if i only got one eye instead of two omg” and “call me mitski the way i just spent a full hour looking for my phone”.
- Socially conscious: Openly condemns oppression and harmful systems in “FUCK RACISTS FUCK PEDOPHILES FUCK GENERATIVE AI FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK ICE FUCK MAGA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY FUCK ISRAEL FREE PALESTINE”, showing clear moral stances.
- Supportive listener: Defends artists against bad-faith criticism, e.g. standing up for Olivia Dean in “just say her music isn't for you! regardless of your opinions she remains a talented artist who deserved that BNA grammy 🫶” and acknowledging artists’ frustrations in “i just know some artists get mad asf when their least favourite song becomes a hit”.
- Self-reflective: Shows awareness of personal reactions and identity, like relating to Tim Drake with mixed feelings in “i would realistically relate the most to tim out of all the batfam members and i don't know how to feel about that” and describing queerness via fanfic in “my queerness is sometimes defined by what i last read on ao3”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh expression: Tends to use very aggressive language when angry, as in “FUCK RACISTS FUCK PEDOPHILES FUCK GENERATIVE AI FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK ICE FUCK MAGA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY FUCK ISRAEL FREE PALESTINE”, which can alienate potential allies.
- Platform frustration: Frequently vents about the app and algorithms, e.g. “i fucking hate this app now my timeline is just full of vagueposting slop” and “twitter constantly putting the same account on my tl even after i clicked ‘not interested’ MULTIPLE times”, suggesting social media stress.
- Conflict intensity: Draws hard lines that may escalate conflict, such as “if you still support her after this feel free to block me” and frustration with certain fandom fancasts in “if i see one more person fancasting hudson williams as nightwing i'm gonna lose it”.
- Doomscrolling habit: Engages a lot with negative discourse and ‘hit tweet’ dynamics, mentioning cancellations and vagueposting like “getting cancelled on here rarely has any lasting effects because people forget about you in two business days” and “hit tweeted too close to the sun now every time i post something the first thing oomfs reply with is 'hit tweet incoming'”.
- Online dependency: Tweets about boredom and being affected by online attention, e.g. “i'm so bored” and considering premium due to engagement in “with all the hit tweets i've been getting i'm lowkey contemplating whether or not i should get premium...”, suggesting strong attachment to the platform.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: a sharp, earnest overthinker who mixes niche interests with moral outrage. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into the arts and media analysis, constantly talking about music and albums, e.g. curating “fav albums for each colour!! this one was fun to do” and praising specific songs like “the holy spirit was in the studio with her when she recorded this”. Their political/moral streak is very Lisa-coded, from “FUCK RACISTS FUCK PEDOPHILES FUCK GENERATIVE AI FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK ICE FUCK MAGA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY FUCK ISRAEL FREE PALESTINE” to criticizing tech and surveillance in “every single social app is turning into a surveillance state ran by fascist fuckchops”. The mix of nerdy fandom (heavy Batman/DC talk like “i would realistically relate the most to tim out of all the batfam members”) and self-aware social commentary matches Lisa’s blend of geekiness and activism. Even their wry existential humor, such as “how it feels to realize that this is just a temporary speed bump”, feels like Lisa’s mix of teen angst and hopeful pragmatism.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly discuss their life, interactions, and online clout, e.g. contemplating Premium due to engagement in “with all the hit tweets i've been getting i'm lowkey contemplating whether or not i should get premium...” and joking about their growing audience in “hit tweeted too close to the sun now every time i post something the first thing oomfs reply with is 'hit tweet incoming'”. Their feed is dominated by patterns, concepts, and fictional worlds, indicating Intuition: they spin ideas like an ancient Greece AU in “just had a vision of an ancient greece superbat au” and meta-comment on fandom/online culture in “getting cancelled on here rarely has any lasting effects because people forget about you in two business days”. They prioritize values, emotions, and ethics over detached logic, which fits Feeling: they passionately state moral stances in “FUCK RACISTS FUCK PEDOPHILES FUCK GENERATIVE AI FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK ICE FUCK MAGA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY FUCK ISRAEL FREE PALESTINE” and defend artists’ feelings in “everyone hating on olivia dean... just say her music isn't for you!”. Their timeline feels spontaneous and exploratory rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they bounce between random observations like “if i was a minion i'd be so pissed if i only got one eye instead of two omg” and impulsive creative thoughts such as “how do i fit superbat into my layout”, without showing much long-term planning. Altogether, their playful creativity, strong personal values, and outward focus on connections and fandom energy are most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d realistically relate the most to Tim in the batfam—good, because I’ve been looking for someone who can overwork themselves into solving the mystery of why I’m still not in your DMs.
- You listen to basically everything and still have the taste to defend Olivia Dean, Laufey, and jazz masterpieces… statistically speaking, the only thing you haven’t tried yet is the life-changing experience of going out with me.
- You’re out here planning ancient Greece Superbat AUs, #superbat layouts, and Bruce mpreg memes—wanna collaborate on a new canon where Bruce and Clark are endgame and we’re live-tweeting it from our shared bed?
- You said having a homoerotic friendship is important for your mental health; as a licensed provider in the field of Questionable Dynamics and Superhero Brainrot, I’m available to start your treatment plan immediately.
- You hit-tweeted too close to the sun, your YouTube randomly blew up during a semi-hiatus, and your tutor is literally teaching with ChatGPT—clearly the universe is obsessed with you, I’m just trying to keep up and be the next recurring character in your timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • he/him • MY 🇲🇾 | music nerd, comics brainrot, occasional hit tweet haver. Once spent an hour looking for a phone that was in my hand.– @everhero13
Your signature cocktail
The Superbat Soundtrack Spritz
Blackberry-infused gin stands in for their Batfam obsession and slightly chaotic dark humor, like calling out “#brucewayne #mpreg” and admitting they relate most to Tim Drake in “i would realistically relate the most to tim out of all the batfam members and i don't know how to feel about that”. Lychee liqueur brings the sweet, queer, homoerotic-friendship softness of “having a homoerotic friendship is very important for your mental health actually” and all their #superbat posting like “they're finally together #superbat”. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures their hit-tweet, semi-online burnout energy, from “hit tweeted too close to the sun now every time i post something the first thing oomfs reply with is 'hit tweet incoming'” to their exasperation with the app in “i fucking hate this app now my timeline is just full of vagueposting slop”. Sparkling yuzu soda reflects their bright, eclectic music taste and excitement over songs like “the holy spirit was in the studio with her when she recorded this” and “this jazz masterpiece...”. Finally, edible silver glitter nods to their dramatic, principled flair—cursing out oppressive systems in “FUCK RACISTS FUCK PEDOPHILES FUCK GENERATIVE AI FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK ICE FUCK MAGA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY FUCK ISRAEL FREE PALESTINE” while still having fun with fandom layouts like “how do i fit superbat into my layout”. This drink is strong but sparkling, a little bitter from the coffee yet sweet and fruity on top—just like an endlessly online, music-obsessed comics fan trying to survive the timeline with taste and theatrics.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently center courage and outspoken conviction, even when it’s confrontational. For example, they post an unfiltered political stance with “FUCK RACISTS FUCK PEDOPHILES FUCK GENERATIVE AI FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK ICE FUCK MAGA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY FUCK ISRAEL FREE PALESTINE”, which shows a willingness to loudly stand up for their beliefs. They’re also quick to call out harmful behavior and draw hard boundaries, as in “if you still support her after this feel free to block me”, reflecting a direct, principled, and sometimes impulsive moral line. Their fondness for superheroes and Batman, including tweets like “genuinely the best batman characterization in any film ever made”, suggests identification with heroic archetypes and a bit of a hero complex. Even their humor tends to be bold and dramatic—complaining about social media as a "surveillance state" and joking about carrier pigeons in “might as well delete everything and communicate with people via carrier pigeons and smoke signals”—which fits Gryffindor’s flair for dramatics and righteous defiance more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Touch It - Ariana Grande
The song Touch It fits them because it’s dramatic, emotional, and just a little bit unhinged in the most fandom-core way, which mirrors their tweets perfectly. They literally framed their feelings through this song with a meme: “how it feels to love touch it by ariana grande”, showing it’s part of their personal emotional language. Their timeline swings between intense passions and exaggerated reactions, like “FUCK RACISTS FUCK PEDOPHILES FUCK GENERATIVE AI FUCK CAPITALISM…”, which matches the song’s big, soaring, everything-at-110% energy. The devotion and yearning in Touch It also mirrors the way they talk about their faves, from “god was in the studio with her” to their over-the-top love for superheroes and ships like “they're finally together #superbat”. Overall, Touch It captures their blend of melodrama, sincerity, and fandom-fueled intensity.
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