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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, and very online, mixing niche fandom brainrot with genuine moral concern. Like Lisa info-dumping about jazz or social issues, they passionately fixate on specific interests (Identity V, Luchino/Orpheus, JoJo), building a literal shrine and saying things like “First chud in the world to have a luchiorph shrine” and “Waiting on my luch1orph merch to arrive so I can finally make my shrine”. They also show Lisa-like ethical seriousness and calling-out of racism and unfairness, e.g. “the artist is racist and should know better… Don’t draw a person of colour if you won’t even put in the effort to give them the proper skin tone” and criticizing toxic in-game behavior in “people who also spam ping on their randoms… are extremely corny”. Their tweets hint at being autistic and trans—“Who want a Christmas haul of an autistic transgender man”—and feeling out of step with others during holidays, similar to Lisa’s recurring isolation, as in “Everything just feels miserable and awkward”. At the same time, their sardonic, occasionally unhinged humor—“Some of you just gotta die at this point” and “Me when I doodoo my pants”—fits Lisa’s more cynical, deeply-online modern counterpart rather than a pure earnest archetype.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets center on solitary activities (gaming, watching Family Guy, cooking miso soup, hanging with their cat) and being physically isolated at work, like “I'm stuck spending the night at work and I already fucked up my pizza and I'm watching family guy”, rather than on big social gatherings. Their humor and interests show strong intuition (N): they constantly spin fictional scenarios, AUs, and character headcanons such as “Alternate Universe where before the explosion, Norton found a stand arrow and pierced himself with it and developed [FOOLS GOLD]...” and surreal imagined dialogues like “Orpheus I'm starving I want Cinnabon okay Luchino I'll get you Cinnabon...”. They lean feeling (F) in how they judge situations, being values-driven and emotionally oriented: they condemn racism and misrepresentation in art in “Please just delete the tweet... Patricia's skin colour is not grey nor white, the artist has no excuse.” and complain about people being unfair or mean-spirited in games like “I think people who also spam ping on their randoms... are extremely corny”. Their life and interests look more perceiving (P) than judging: they talk about impulse-buying merch in “Literally only merch I have of him... is this gigantic scroll art I impulse bought from a mall the moment I laid eyes upon it.”, casually messing up food and plans like “I already fucked up my pizza”, and discovering game mechanics late, admitting “It took me months to find out I don't even have to PLAY the game... I feel stupid”. Overall, an INFP profile fits: a creative, fandom-immersed, values-focused introvert who expresses themselves through imaginative scenarios, strong personal ethics, and a somewhat spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle.

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21 • he/they/it • Autistic trans guy powered by snowed‑in night shifts, JoJo lore, and Identity V takes. Once grounded for calling a mall doll ugly.– @everlastingh4ze

Your signature cocktail
This drink is built for chaotic snowed‑in energy — the kind you need when you’re “stuck spending the night at work and I already fucked up my pizza and I'm watching family guy” and barricading doors with chairs because “people keep trying to break into my room at work”. Spiced rum brings a punchy, adult edge for the autistic trans guy turning 21 and celebrating that “21st birthday haul heh (I also had some alcohol and a sushi maker so heh....)”, while matcha/green melon liqueur colors it reptilian in honor of the endless Luchino brainrot like “Luchino ” and the shrine plans in “Waiting on my luch1orph merch to arrive so I can finally make my shrine”. Cherry cola keeps it sweet, fizzy, and a little juvenile, matching the way they gleefully declare “DIO and Muzan should make out passionately” and imagine cursed AU crossovers like “Alternate Universe where before the explosion, Norton found a stand arrow and pierced himself with it”. The sea salt & chili rim is for the sharp, salty commentary when they call people out — as in “Some of you just gotta die at this point” and their blunt take on racist art in “Please just delete the tweet, who gaf if Emma is in the art the artist is racist and should know better.”. Finally, a messy whipped cream drizzle on top captures their soft, sentimental side with their cat and “daughter,” like “Anyways it's my birthday and my daughters one month anniversary with me 🎉”, and the slightly unhinged indulgence of “Eating a Taco Bell Mukbang and sitting in both 3 & 4 so I can create a atomic bomb to take us all out”. This cocktail is loud, sweet, weirdly comforting, and just a bit dangerous — exactly the vibe of someone who tweets “Some of you just gotta die at this point” right next to pictures of their cat named Lil Miss Blackberry Muffin.

Your Hogwarts House
They read first and foremost as a Hufflepuff with a strong undercurrent of fairness, loyalty, and everyday perseverance. They repeatedly show concern for basic kindness and justice in fan spaces, calling out colorism with lines like “the artist is racist and should know better. Patricia's skin colour is not grey nor white, the artist has no excuse. Don't draw a person of colour if you won't even put in the effort to give them the proper skin tone.” and criticizing toxic in-game behavior: “I think people who also spam ping on their randoms (who aren't even DOING that bad) ... are extremely corny, especially quick match.”. Their loyalty and sense of responsibility appear in how they talk about work and coworkers—being stuck at work through a snowstorm and still doing their job while joking about it, e.g. “South can't handle snow so I'm the only one being forced to stay at work for multiple nights in a row” and “Finally getting to work with people around your own age range is so refreshing like I can finally say the most offhanded shit and it just be accepted”, which shows they value a comfortable, accepting community. Their worry about not bothering others and wanting to stay considerate is clear in small-life problems like “Stupid question but what's alternatives to deodorant... I've been having allergic reactions to the deodorant and it's hurts a lot, but I don't wanna be stinky”, emphasizing not imposing on people around them. Even when they’re frustrated or darkly humorous (e.g. “Some of you just gotta die at this point”), it’s framed in a comedic, venting style rather than cruelty, and much of their timeline is devoted to affection for their cat, fandom characters, and friends, which fits the fundamentally soft, loyal, and fairness-oriented core of a Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it mixes dark humor, frustration, and a sense of being chronically overwhelmed while still being playful and dramatic. They regularly joke about chaotic or morbid situations with a casual tone, like “Eating a Taco Bell Mukbang and sitting in both 3 & 4 so I can create a atomic bomb to take us all out” and “Some of you just gotta die at this point”, which mirrors the song’s exaggerated angst and cynicism. They also express feeling trapped and exhausted by work and circumstances, such as “South can't handle snow so I'm the only one being forced to stay at work for multiple nights in a row” and “Everything just feels miserable and awkward”, resonating with the song’s themes of alienation and resentment toward the world around them. At the same time, their timeline is full of fandom obsession, hyperfixations, and irreverent jokes — for example, “First chud in the world to have a luchiorph shrine” and “DIO and Muzan should make out passionately” — which fits the theatrical, slightly unhinged energy of the song. Overall, “Teenagers” captures their mix of sarcastic humor, burnout, and dramatic online persona while still feeling fun and cathartic rather than purely bleak.

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