Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fangirl: Her frequent and enthusiastic tweets about Bungo Stray Dogs characters like Soukoku, Chuuya, and Dazai ('CHUUYA BEING INSECURE ABOUT HIS WEIGHT IS SO UNSERIOUS') showcase her passionate dedication to the anime fandom.
- Self-aware: Her tweet 'ive embarrassed myself so often that everytime i see something that could make me remember an embarrassing moment i IMMEDIATELY have to look away' demonstrates a level of self-awareness about her tendency to feel embarrassed.
- Expressive communicator: The dramatic phrasing and excessive use of caps lock and exclamation marks in tweets like 'IM ACTUALLY HORRIFIED THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE TRAUMATIZING THAN WITNESSING A CENTIPEDE I CAN'T DO THIS I CAN'T' convey her as an expressive and emotive communicator.
- Loyal friend: Despite criticizing her 'psycho friend' for jealous behavior, she remains loyal, tweeting 'im not even exaggerating my bsf cant even hang out with me anymore because everytime she'd start throwing a fit like ACTUALLY RAGING.'
- Resilient: Her ability to bounce back from embarrassing moments and declare 'Im /srs for the comments btw yall are so RUDE!!!' after being mocked for her crush shows resilience in the face of criticism.
Weaknesses:
- Overly dramatic: Tweets like 'im gonna go hang myself now' over a bad grade highlight her tendency to be overly dramatic about relatively minor issues.
- Obsessive tendencies: Her intense fixation on her 'super senior' crush to the point of contemplating confessing at his graduation despite him having a girlfriend ('im gonna be at his graduation should i confess my love there') indicates obsessive romantic tendencies.
- Poor time management: Neglecting to work on a science presentation in favor of watching movies with her friend ('SCIENCE PRESENTATION TODAY AND INSTEAD OF WORKING ON IT WITH MY BSF WE JUST WATCHED MEGAN IS MISSING AND WHITE CHICKS') suggests struggles with time management and prioritization.
- Insecure academic: Tweets like 'ive embarrassed myself so often that everytime i see something that could make me remember an embarrassing moment i IMMEDIATELY have to look away' and 'i got a 67%. i think im gonna go hang myself now' reveal deep insecurities about her academic performance.
- Phobia issues: Her intense phobia of insects, especially centipedes ('IM HIDING UNDER MY BLANKET AND EVERYTIME I FEEL MY HAIR I FLINCH AND GO INSANE LIKE IM ACTUALLY HORRIFIED THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE'), highlights an irrational fear that impacts her daily life.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
This user shares many similarities with the lovable but socially awkward Milhouse. Much like Milhouse's unrequited crush on Bart's sister Lisa, she obsesses over an older 'super senior' who is oblivious to her affections ('i have the BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH on this super senior hes literally a grown ass man graduating this year'). Her dramatic overreactions ('i got a 67%. i think im gonna go hang myself now') and self-deprecating humor ('im literally the STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE') mirror Milhouse's own insecure persona. Additionally, her struggles to manage friendships ('my psycho friend who takes her anger out on EVERYONE') evoke Milhouse's difficulties navigating the social dynamics of the schoolyard. Yet through it all, she maintains a quirky, well-intentioned spirit reminiscent of the iconic Milhouse.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Chuuya? Because you've been the only thing on my mind lately.
- I know physics didn't work out, but maybe we could study anatomy together? 😉
- You must be Ariana Grande's 'Everytime' because you're my favorite song on repeat.
- Can you be the Dazai to my Chuuya? Because I think we were made for each other.
- If being this cute was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged under the Soukoku Act.
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Teenage fandom enthusiast | Literature student with a physics hangover 📚✨ | Boldly living life on the brink of second-hand embarrassment | Just being my chaotic self one day at a time– @eveurytime
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Hufflepuff
Based on her tweets, this user would likely be sorted into Hufflepuff at Hogwarts. While she exhibits dramatic tendencies ('ITS OFFICIAL LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES 😭😭'), her fierce loyalty to her friend group is a core Hufflepuff trait - 'im not even exaggerating my bsf cant even hang out with me anymore because everytime she'd start throwing a fit like ACTUALLY RAGING. shes so jealous its horrifying.' She also displays a dedication to hard work in her literature studies, despite struggling ('im literally SO HORRIFYINGLY BAD AT MATH i think its time to say goodbye to my physics dreams. ive been in denial about it for months but theres literally no way ill be able to pursue a career in physics...... literature is my only option now.') The Hufflepuff values of loyalty, hard work, and fair play resonate with this user's persona.
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Obsessed - Mariah Carey
The user's escalating fixation on her romantic crushes, from her anime waifus to her very real 'super senior,' aligns perfectly with Mariah Carey's iconic breakup anthem 'Obsessed.' Lines like 'You're an obsession, I never had a chance' capture the user's self-aware lamentations over her hopeless yearning ('i have the BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH on this super senior hes literally a grown ass man graduating this year and im SO SAD. WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE AN ADULT. HES LITERALLY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE'). The frenetic, high-energy vibe of the song's production matches the unhinged, all-caps energy that defines many of her tweets. And in the song's climax where Mariah asserts 'Get over me,' one can't help but picture the delusional user shouting back 'im /srs for the comments btw yall are so RUDE!!!'
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