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Much like the perpetually overlooked Milhouse, Em often expresses a deep sense of social inadequacy and worthlessness, tweeting “I feel fucking useless again, I'm no help and I fuck everything up”. They share a desperate, often unrequited desire for romantic validation, similar to Milhouse's pursuit of Lisa, through posts like “Who want me? (nobody ik)”. Despite being in a vulnerable state—often posting from a psych ward—they try to maintain a sense of humor about their misfortune, much like Milhouse's 'everything's coming up Milhouse' attitude, seen when they say “I just blacked out, that was fucking funny”. Ultimately, both the character and the user struggle with a fragile self-image and a profound fear that “Nobody will ever actually like me”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Em exhibits Introversion (I) through their deep sense of isolation and focus on internal struggles, stating “I feel so lonely, I'm all alone and I'll die alone” while confined to a ward. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their metaphorical and abstract descriptions of pain, such as the “romantic urge to bleed out in a bathtub”. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are highly emotionally charged and subjective, often prioritizing personal values over logic, as seen when they tell a hateful follower they hope they “find happiness and get less hateful”. Finally, the Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous and self-described “self destructive behavior maxxing” and a general lack of structured planning for the future.

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Passionate about mental health advocacy and documenting my personal recovery journey. When I'm not focused on my wellness goals, I’m likely debating color theory.– @evi1_mask

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a volatile mix reflecting a life lived on the edge of a psych ward, where Em claims “these meds are kinda like crack and it's awesome”. The sugar-free base highlights the obsession with weight goals, noting “It's so easy to starve, I'm best ana fr”, while the dark tonic mirrors the heavy moods where they “really wanna stop existing”. The sharp ice garnish represents the intrusive thoughts of wanting to “paint my arms red with glass shards”, making it a drink that is as self-destructive as it is experimental. Despite the bitterness, the 'freaky' energy remains high, perfect for someone who enjoys “running around the ward without long sleeves while listening to SexyBack”.

Your Hogwarts House
Em demonstrates a strong Slytherin focus on self-preservation and personal goals, specifically regarding their body and mental state, through calculated ambition like being “50% done reaching my gw”. They exhibit the house's characteristic resourcefulness and sharp wit when dealing with others, such as when they dismiss a critic by saying “I really don't need people with an opinion like that following me... If you agree with that post please block me”. Furthermore, their dark humor and pride in their own resilience—claiming “It's so easy to starve, I'm best ana fr”—reflects a certain cunning and internal drive to achieve self-imposed standards regardless of the cost. Even in a psych ward, they maintain a protective, selective social circle, stating “everybody dni” when they feel their boundaries are being crossed.

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This song perfectly captures the internal struggle of being hospitalized for mental health while feeling a deep, persistent urge to self-destruct. The lyrics mirror Em’s experience in the psych ward, where they express frustration that “nothing helps” and admit that despite a month of treatment, they “still want to cut myself or kill myself”. The track's themes of isolation and the difficulty of recovery resonate with their feeling of being a “disappointment to everyone” and their claim that they “suck at this life thing”. Ultimately, the song’s raw portrayal of a 'broken' mind reflects Em's cycle of “self destructive behavior maxxing” and their longing for a way out.

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