Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Critiques right-wing politics, Zionism, and media, e.g. “Sometimes I think ‘the basis of right wing politics is entirely sexual pathology’…” and “They’ve been a horrid publication for a long long time but this is a whole new low”.
- Community-oriented: Expresses pride and affection for local life, e.g. “my beautiful city” and references to Minneapolis and Hennepin County libraries.
- Humorous: Self-aware jokes and absurd bits like “I have become the joker”, “Who remembers Dongo Trunt”, and the bio “im just having a laugh.”
- Loyal-fan: Shows passionate loyalty to Vikings/Timberwolves players, e.g. “I don’t know what I would do in life without Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison” and “Anthony Edwards I love youuuuuuuu”.
- Culturally-curious: Engages with films and media thoughtfully, e.g. “Have you guys ever seen Kingdom of Heaven”, the Ken Burns tweet, and “Lawrence of Arabia dvd placed on hold at Hennepin county libraries”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Uses harsh insults like “this nazi guy is such a fucking pussy lmfaooooo” and “Carson wentz is such a stupid piece of shit”.
- Dehumanizing-rhetoric: Occasionally reduces people to objects or ‘chuds,’ e.g. “Wentz belongs in a pit” and “My horrific chud life”.
- Aggressive-anger: Displays intense rage at sports figures and opponents, e.g. “He is the fucking WORST man” and “I cannot say publicly what needs to be done about these people”.
- Cynical-outlook: Leans into dark or apocalyptic framing, e.g. “America will fall” and “We’re in a terrible situation”.
- Sports-overinvestment: Ties mood and purpose heavily to teams/players, e.g. “I would have no reason for living without Jordan Addison and Justin Jefferson” and repeated “Idgaf about football” vs. constant football tweeting.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The account reads as more Extroverted than introverted: they actively live‑tweet games, interact with other users via quote tweets, and seem energized by public events like Vikings games and political drama, for example the excited live reactions in “Minnesota Vikings football” and “It’s time for some Vikings football”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they frequently jump from a concrete event to a broader or ironic take, like calling a political scandal a "Total irony leftist victory" in “Total irony leftist victory” or framing right‑wing politics as rooted in "sexual pathology" in “Sometimes I think ‘the basis of right wing politics is entirely sexual pathology’...”. They skew Feeling over Thinking: while they can be sharp and cutting, their judgments are strongly value‑laden and moral, as seen in “Breaking: people don’t want to be recorded in public by some white guy obviously using the footage to foment hatred and violence toward their community” and the intense loyalty/affection in “I don’t know what I would do in life without Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison”. Finally, they feel more Perceiving than Judging: the feed is spontaneous and reactive—swinging from self‑deprecating humor in “My horrific chud life” to sudden emotional reversals like “I’m sorry…..I’m sorry for everything I said about you….i wish I could take it all back I want you back I need you back….”—with little evidence of structured planning or orderly life updates. All together, this mix of socially expressive, big‑picture, emotionally driven, and spontaneous behavior most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You talk about America falling and becoming the Joker, but if we watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ and ‘Kingdom of Heaven’ together I’d be in my sincerity era fr, just sitting there like: ‘my beautiful city… is wherever you’re seated for round 2.’
- You say you don’t care about football and then live-tweet Vikings and fantasy meltdowns like your life depends on Jordan Addison and Justin Jefferson—so if I told you I’d actually watch all four quarters just to sit next to you at US Bank, would that count as a total irony leftist victory?
- You: ‘I have become the joker’ and ‘this nazi guy is such a fucking pussy.’ Me: okay so you’re anti‑fascist, pro‑Palestine, and ride-or-die for Anthony Edwards. That’s basically my holy trinity—wanna add ‘go on a date with me’ to the canon before the Old Testament God smites us?
- You reserve ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ at Hennepin County Library and complain about miniseries like a real cinema sicko—how about we MAKE A FUCKING MOVIEEEEEEEEE of our own: cold open at Belvidere Oasis, cut to Vikings game, smash cut to us arguing about which Denzel performance is the best?
- You keep tweeting ‘I don’t care about football’ right before live-blogging every Vikings snap like your horrific chud life depends on it—if we went out, I promise I’d treat your heart better than Carson Wentz treats the ball. Low bar, I know, but I’m ready for Brosmer Ball-level commitment.
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Minneapolis sports tragic & film nerd. Once woke up mad at Russell Wilson over a dream game. Mostly here for Vikings, Wolves, and political side quests.– @evil_fiend02
Your signature cocktail
The Minneapolis Warlock Fizz
This drink starts with rye whiskey for a strong, slightly abrasive backbone, channeling the unfiltered sports rage of “Carson wentz is such a stupid piece of shit” and “I would have no reason for living without Jordan Addison and Justin Jefferson”. A bitter, hoppy IPA reduction represents his terminally online, slightly jaded political posting, like “America will fall” and “They’ve been a horrid publication for a long long time but this is a whole new low”. The blackberry sage shrub adds tart sweetness and nerdy depth for the movie-brain leftist who’s putting Lawrence of Arabia on hold (“Lawrence of Arabia dvd placed on hold at Hennepin county libraries #TheresLevelsToThis”) and yelling about miniseries in “I’m so sick of miniseries bruh MAKE A FUCKING MOVIEEEEEEEEE”. Purple glitter soda water is a sparkling tribute to Vikings/Wolves devotion and all the 💜 posts like “My beautiful Vikings” and “Anthony Edwards I love youuuuuuuu”. Finally, a smoked salt rim nods to the warlock persona—slightly cursed, a little apocalyptic, but ultimately just “having a laugh” as in “im just having a laugh” while he tweets “I have become the joker”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a distinctly Gryffindor mix of moral bravado, confrontational courage, and an almost theatrical love of righteous outrage. They’re comfortable using aggressive language to attack people they see as villains or bigots, like when they say “this nazi guy is such a fucking pussy lmfaooooo” and repeatedly call Carson Wentz things like “such a stupid piece of shit” and “belongs in a pit”, which shows impulsive, emotionally charged willingness to go to war for their side. Their politics are framed in stark, good-vs-evil terms with an almost apocalyptic hero flair, as in “America will fall” and the jokingly self-mythologizing “I have become the joker”, suggesting a dramatic, crusading temperament rather than quiet analysis or cautious self-preservation. They show loyalty and ride-or-die passion for their teams and players—calling Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison their reason for living in “I don’t know what I would do in life without Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison” and similar posts like “My beautiful Vikings”—but it’s expressed in fiery, hyperbolic devotion rather than gentle Hufflepuff steadiness. Even when criticizing media or politics, the tone is more exasperated battle-cry than scholarly Ravenclaw analysis, as in “Sometimes I think ‘the basis of right wing politics is entirely sexual pathology’ is too simplistic and cheeky but then you see posts like this”. Taken together, the boldness, hair-trigger passion, and instinct to cast themselves on the front lines of every fight align far more with Gryffindor than with the other houses.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A chaotic, emotionally-charged anthem like Mr. Brightside fits them well because their timeline swings wildly between joy, rage, irony, and obsession. They live and die with Minnesota sports, veering from devotion in tweets like “My beautiful Vikings” and “Anthony Edwards I love youuuuuuuu” to total meltdown in “Carson wentz is such a stupid piece of shit” and “Don’t want wentz to touch a Vikings football ever again”. That same unstable, spiraling energy is in how they talk about politics and culture, as in “Sometimes I think ‘the basis of right wing politics is entirely sexual pathology’ is too simplistic and cheeky but then you see posts like this” and “I cannot say publicly what needs to be done about these people”. The song’s mix of desperation, humor, and melodrama mirrors their posts that flip from self-aware jokes like “my horrific chud life” to grand, almost apocalyptic lines like “America will fall”. Like the narrator of Mr. Brightside, they seem to process everything—sports, politics, pop culture—through a hyper-emotional, slightly unhinged lens that’s intense, funny, and very online.
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