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Your Simpsons character
The user’s obsessive fandom references, sarcasm, and cynical attitude align closely with Comic Book Guy, the resident pop‑culture snob of Springfield. Their bio 'Loki variant … marvel' and tweets like 'Fuckkkkk you MCU and fucccccckkkkkkkkk u for not bringing Aaron Taylor Johnson back as Quicksilver' show a deep preoccupation with Marvel and a tendency to complain about media quality, just as Comic Book Guy often does. Self‑deprecating remarks such as 'I’m a homebody' and repeated 'Nap time' posts mirror his reclusive, lounge‑sitting demeanor, while lines like 'I hate half of yall im paranoid now' reveal the same cynical, disgruntled outlook. The user’s emotional outbursts – 'Why must I break down in tears when any emotion I have overwhelms me even the slightest bit' – and a yearning for a 'pretty girl to put me in my place' hint at the occasional vulnerability behind the snark, a trait Comic Book Guy occasionally displays.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, repeatedly calling themselves a "homebody" and saying "I just post random shit for my moots and nobody else," indicating a focus on internal thoughts rather than external socializing. Their posts reveal intuitive patterns, such as "Thinking abt how Plutarch is a parallel to Suzanne Collins" and frequent speculation about character arcs and media connections. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "Why must I break down in tears when any emotion I have overwhelms me" and "Famous people who are tired of giving a fuck how other perceive them have my heart." Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, illustrated by the recurring "I so would" meme and remarks like "Almost forgot I don’t owe anybody anything," suggesting a perceiving (P) orientation. These combined traits best match the INFP personality type.

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Fandom junkie who naps between memes. Dog lover, occasional baker, and proud cat‑owner who swears his cat runs the house. 🌟– @evilandscary

Your signature cocktail
Loki's Quicksilver Chaos captures the user's love for mischief and speed, with Green Chartreuse representing Loki's trickster nature, Black Spiced Rum echoing the dark, post‑apocalyptic vibes of The Walking Dead and 28 Days Later, and a splash of Blood Orange Liqueur giving the drink a flash of quicksilver brilliance. The sparkling lemonade fizz mirrors the user's constant bursts of meme energy, like when they tweet "I so would [picture]" and "Nap time i hurt" – a blend of playful chaos and a hint of vulnerability. The dark rum and blood‑orange also nod to their frustration with the MCU, as they vent "Fuckkkkk you MCU and fucccccckkkkkkkkk u for not bringing Aaron Taylor Johnson back as Quicksilver". The garnish of a dog‑bone‑shaped chocolate stick honors their devotion to big dogs, echoed in "I love all dogs so so much but…Big dogs…?". Finally, the drink’s layered look, shifting from green to dark to bright, reflects the way they shift between fandom obsessions, self‑deprecation, and fierce honesty, just like the tweet "Fear the walking dead isn’t as bad as everyone says and I’m allowed to say that I’ve rewatched it 7 times".

Your Hogwarts House
The user describes themselves as a “Loki variant” in their bio, invoking the trickster’s cunning and ambitious nature, a hallmark of Slytherin. Their tweets repeatedly seek status and recognition, e.g., “I’m sorry my selfie got 12k likes? bro damn what else do u want from me” and “Fuckkkkk you MCU and fucccccckkkkkkkkk u for not bringing Aaron Taylor Johnson back as Quicksilver,” showing a strong desire for influence. They also express self‑preservation and distrust, as seen in “I hate half of yall im paranoid now,” reflecting the house’s tendency toward self‑interest and caution. These patterns of ambition, cunning, and self‑focused drive align best with Slytherin.

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The bio says 'Loki variant twd franchise + 28 days later franchise marvel nsfw DNI', which signals a mischievous, villainous persona that matches the hook 'I'm the bad guy, duh' from Billie Eilish's song. Their tweet 'I hate half of yall im paranoid now' and 'Why must I break down in tears when any emotion I have overwhelms me even the slightest bit' reveal the inner conflict and self‑destructive feelings echoed in the lyric 'I’m the bad guy, I’m the one who’s always in the shadows'. Self‑deprecating posts like 'I’m a homebody' and 'I’m a four letter name having ass bitch' underscore the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek brag about being the “bad guy” while feeling insecure. Their love for dark media—'Fear the walking dead isn’t as bad as everyone says and I’m allowed to say that I’ve rewatched it 7 times'—mirrors the song’s dark, playful tone. Repeated indecisiveness in tweets such as 'I so would' and 'I’ll let yall know when I decide' reflects the mischievous, non‑committal attitude celebrated in the track.

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