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Your Simpsons character
This user fits best as Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, creative, and deeply, almost comically, invested in her niche interests. Like Lisa hyperfixating on jazz or environmentalism, they latch onto fandoms and run with them, from nonstop Homestuck brainrot like “i like homestuck” and “should i be reading homestuck 2” to shipping discourse in “i ship dessriel ? 🤔” and “join my team #kriselle”. They’re artistic and prolific like Lisa with her sax and school projects, constantly posting drawings such as “#homestuck #roxylalonde” and “birthday girl #homestuck #jadeharley”. Their tone mixes earnestness and irony, like Lisa when she’s both sincere and over it at the same time, as in “i need to read homestuck” and “ugh so bored rlly wish i was drinking tea reading a book going to therapy or scissoring rn”. They show flashes of moral / emotional intensity (defending weird little guys and niche characters) similar to Lisa’s passionate rants, for example “do NOT throw rocks at her!!!!!!!!” and the melodramatic defense of Vriska in “vriska died for you. she died for our flarp sessions.”. Overall, they read like a grown-up, extremely online Lisa: principled, nerdy, artistic, and very dramatic about the things they love.

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They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of direct appeals to followers and performative posts, like calling them “my evil followers” in “i just started classes against and im crunching for katsucon rn which means maybe i’ll avoid both responsibilities by drawing again but we shall see, my evil followers”, and rallying people with things like “hey can someone draw some funny homestuck comics so sleeper agent neo octopimp can awaken and pick us back up where he once left us”. Their humor and fandom focus show strong Intuition: they constantly play with meta, narrative, and hypotheticals such as “are vriskas born narratively relevant? or do they have narrative relevance thrust upon them?” and dramatic exaggerations like “vriska died for you. she died for our flarp sessions… Spread the herstory. rt if ur not afraid”, which is more abstract and symbolic than concrete. They appear strongly Feeling: their posts center on emotional reactions, relationships, and affection for characters and friends—e.g., “eberyone is my friend hey best friends” and shipping/romance content like “i ship vriska and tifa lockhart 😍”—and even when critiquing things (like RuPaul or Hussie) it’s framed as emotional frustration rather than logical breakdown. Finally, they come off as Perceiving: they frequently embrace chaos and procrastination (“im crunching for katsucon rn which means maybe i’ll avoid both responsibilities by drawing again but we shall see”), bounce between obsessions (labubu, Homestuck, Deltarune, musicals) and moods (“ugh so bored rlly wish i was drinking tea reading a book going to therapy or scissoring rn”), and their feed feels spontaneous rather than structured or planned. Altogether, a highly expressive, imaginative, emotionally-charged, and spontaneous online presence best fits ENFP.

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Homestuck & fanart enthusiast | Once skipped Hamilton and Steven Universe just to hear one song | Balancing classes, cons, and too many sketches– @evilestgrl

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail channels their Homestuck fixation and Vriska brainrot with an unapologetically blue base of blue curaçao, a nod to all the Vriskas, like “#homestuck #vriskaserket” and the devotional “vriska died for you. she died for our flarp sessions.”. Lychee soju brings a deceptively sweet, slightly dangerous kick, mirroring the cute-evil persona of “mwahaha !!!!” and the playful menace of “evilest foid”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps the drink bright and hyper, like someone doomscrolling and art-crunching at once, from “doomscrolling on a laptop is SOOOOOOOO efficient” to “im crunching for katsucon rn which means maybe I’ll avoid both responsibilities by drawing again”. Butterfly pea flower ice cubes shift the color as they melt, referencing their constant character redraws and transformations like “turning everyone into labubu.” and the many flavors of Vriska and friends. The edible silver glitter rim is pure theatrical evil girl glamour, for the self-proclaimed “very glamorous milf in ur area” who greets the timeline with “hi good morning everypony” before going back to being the internet’s chaotic Thief of Light.

Your Hogwarts House
This user wraps themself in an over-the-top villain persona and clearly enjoys it, which is very Slytherin-coded: their bio says "mwahaha !!!!" and they call their audience "my evil followers" in “i just started classes against and im crunching for katsucon rn which means maybe i’ll avoid both responsibilities by drawing again but we shall see, my evil followers”. They show a strong, almost ironic devotion to characters like Vriska, centering narrative power and survival against adversity, as in “vriska died for you. she died for our flarp sessions. And she loves you, She defeated Lord English, And gave us megalogavania. She is the thief of light. Spread the herstory. rt if ur not afraid”, which celebrates ambition and narrative dominance. There’s a consistent self-aware, slightly manipulative playfulness—"wasian vriska agenda spreading" in “wasian vriska agenda spreading” and "spider8reath hetgem yurigem yaoislop" in “spider8reath hetgem yurigem yaoislop”—that reads like someone who likes steering the vibe and pushing their ships and tastes onto the timeline. Even their joking comparison that Vriska’s hardships outclass a real-world political figure’s tragedy in “Charlie Kirk got shot but honestly Vriska been through so much more. The hardship's she’s faced aren't even comparable to getting shot dead. Until Charlie has done what Vriska has done I don't feel sympathy” reflects Slytherin’s ruthless, loyalty-to-their-own priorities over conventional sentiment. While they’re friendly and creative, the dominant throughline is theatrical villainy, agenda-pushing, and admiration for powerful, controversial figures, which aligns best with Slytherin.

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The chaotic, mischievous energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly, from the cackling bio “mwahaha !!!!” to posts like “vriska died for you. she died for our flarp sessions. And she loves you… She is the thief of light. Spread the herstory. rt if ur not afraid”, which blend drama, irony, and sincere fandom intensity. The song’s rebellious, slightly menacing humor mirrors tweets such as “Charlie Kirk got shot but honestly Vriska been through so much more… Until Charlie has done what Vriska has done I don't feel sympathy”, where they gleefully exaggerate for effect. Their timeline is full of hyperfixations, shipping, and over-the-top feelings—“i need to read homestuck”, “ok so vapes have lead in them i hope my friends dont die”—which fits the song’s sense of being overwhelmed yet defiant in a messy world. Even their playful villain persona in “i just started classes against and im crunching for katsucon rn which means maybe i’ll avoid both responsibilities by drawing again but we shall see, my evil followers” matches the track’s tongue‑in‑cheek, "I’m the problem" teenage menace vibe. Overall, Teenagers captures their mix of campy edginess, fandom-fueled angst, and gleeful chaos.

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