Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful creativity: Lyrical, musical tweets like “The inning isn’t over yet for meeee…… For me!!! I got the old man’s car. I got a jazz guitar. I got a tab at zan zi bar toniiiiiight thats where… I’ll beeeeee… I’ll be….” show imaginative, playful expression.
- Humorous wit: Jokes like “If I was a roman soldier who had to fight in the punic war I’d be like nahhh take me to the pubic war dafuq😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” reveal a strong sense of humor.
- Aesthetic appreciation: Comments on visuals such as loving the grainy PS3 effect for Blue Velvet in “big fan of this grainy effect that happens with my PS3 when I watch movies on it… this is the true way to watch blue velvet” show a clear aesthetic sensibility.
- Musical passion: References to Sade, Steely Dan, and lyrical riffs in tweets like “Why is hang on to your love by Sade the best song ever” and “escuchando a las cuevas de altamira por steely dan” show deep enthusiasm for music.
- Confident self-image: Tweeting “I look like this but my account too small to post proof 😒😒😒 #chudlife” and calling themself “forex trader and supervillain” in the bio suggest strong self-confidence and a bold persona.
Weaknesses:
- Edgy branding: Describing themself as a “supervillain” in the bio and using #chudlife in “I look like this but my account too small to post proof 😒😒😒 #chudlife” can come off as needlessly provocative.
- Self-deprecating focus: Saying their account is “too small to post proof” in “I look like this but my account too small to post proof 😒😒😒 #chudlife” suggests fixation on low follower status and external validation.
- Crude humor: The pun in “If I was a roman soldier who had to fight in the punic war I’d be like nahhh take me to the pubic war dafuq😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” may feel immature or off-putting to some audiences.
- Vague forex image: Calling themself a “20 forex trader” in the bio but offering no trading-related substance beyond the joke about an account being “too small” in “I look like this but my account too small to post proof” can undermine credibility.
- Niche references: Heavy reliance on specific music and film references—like Blue Velvet in “this is the true way to watch blue velvet” and Steely Dan lyrics in “Peeeeegggg it will come back to you…”—may limit relatability for followers unfamiliar with them.
Your Simpsons character
Otto Mann
This user most closely matches Otto Mann, the school bus driver with a passion for music, hazy vibes, and chaotic energy. Their timeline is full of lyrical, slightly unhinged musical riffs like “The inning isn’t over yet for meeee…… For me!!! I got the old man’s car. I got a jazz guitar. I got a tab at zan zi bar toniiiiiight”, which feels very much like Otto singing to himself while cruising around Springfield. The love of specific songs and bands, such as “Why is hang on to your love by Sade the best song ever” and “escuchando a las cuevas de altamira por steely dan”, echoes Otto’s deep but very personal relationship with music. Their bio, “20 forex trader and supervillain,” plus offbeat jokes like “If I was a roman soldier who had to fight in the punic war I’d be like nahhh take me to the pubic war dafuq😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”, suggests a laid‑back, irreverent, slightly chaotic persona, again very Otto-coded. Even the artsy, lo-fi aesthetics like watching movies on a PS3 with a grainy effect in “this is the true way to watch blue velvet” fit Otto’s scruffy, analog, ‘whatever works’ style rather than a more polished or responsible character like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they project a loud, performative persona and seem energized by sharing their inner world through dramatic, song-like posts such as “The inning isn’t over yet for meeee…… For me!!! I got the old man’s car. I got a jazz guitar. I got a tab at zan zi bar toniiiiiight thats where… I’ll beeeeee… I’ll be….”, and they joke openly in attention-grabbing ways like “If I was a roman soldier who had to fight in the punic war I’d be like nahhh take me to the pubic war dafuq😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they reference lyrics, art, and surreal ideas rather than concrete facts, as in the poetic, metaphor-heavy “TONIGHT when I chase the DRAGON the water may change to cherry wine >_< and the silver will turn to gold TIME OUT OF MIIIIIIIINNNNDDDDDD”, and they play with identity and names in “Thinking of changing my name to Wilkerson Michelangelo de Moraes Dos Santos”. They appear more Feeling than strictly logical: their posts center on vibes, aesthetics, and emotional reactions to music and movies, like “Why is hang on to your love by Sade the best song ever” and “big fan of this grainy effect that happens with my PS3 when I watch movies on it… this is the true way to watch blue velvet”, without any analytical breakdown. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving: the feed feels spontaneous, playful, and unstructured, with off-the-cuff remarks like “My only gripe is that there was no clone yaoi” and self-deprecating humor in “I look like this but my account too small to post proof 😒😒😒 #chudlife”, suggesting improvisation over planning. Taken together—the performative extroversion, imaginative and lyrical focus, emotion-driven aesthetics, and loose, impulsive posting style—ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re a 20-year-old forex trader and supervillain… if I short the dollar and go long on you, is that what they call ‘diversifying my risk like a chudlife king’?
- You’re out here watching Blue Velvet on a grainy PS3 like it’s sacred cinema—how about we make it a double feature: you, me, Peg on repeat, and we see if it really does all come back to us in 3D?
- Any guy who tweets Steely Dan lyrics in Spanish and knows Sade’s ‘Hang On to Your Love’ is the best song ever is dangerously my type—if I hang on to your love, are you planning to day-trade my heart or hold it long-term?
- When you said your account’s too small to post proof but you ‘look like this’… I don’t need the MT4 screenshots, I’m already convinced the real profit is getting your attention.
- If you go by President Jett, forex trader, and supervillain, I’m ready to change my name to Wilkerson Michelangelo de Moraes Dos Santos just so we can sound like a cursed law firm that only specializes in punic—sorry, pubic—wars of the heart.
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Film grain enthusiast, jazz karaoke understudy, part-time forex chart whisperer. Once watched Blue Velvet on a PS3 and called it ‘research.’– @evilmonkey93
Your signature cocktail
Time Out of Mind Martini
The Time Out of Mind Martini is a strong, slightly off-kilter classic for a 20-year-old forex-trading supervillain who spends nights chasing vibes and dragons. The navy-strength gin captures their high-volatility, risk-on energy as a trader and self-proclaimed villain, while the cherry liqueur nods to “the water may change to cherry wine >_< and the silver will turn to gold TIME OUT OF MIIIIIIIINNNNDDDDDD”. Dry vermouth keeps it classy and a little old-school, matching the retro PS3 movie-watching aesthetic from “big fan of this grainy effect that happens with my PS3 when I watch movies on it… this is the true way to watch blue velvet”. Smoked bitters add a villainous, late-night haze, like cruising with “[I got the old man’s car. I got a jazz guitar. I got a tab at zan zi bar toniiiiiight thats where… I’ll beeeeee… I’ll be….]”(https://x.com/evilmonkey93/status/2010206195030863911). The bright lemon twist on top mirrors their playful, slightly absurd humor from “If I was a roman soldier who had to fight in the punic war I’d be like nahhh take me to the pubic war dafuq😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”, giving a sharp, zesty finish to an otherwise moody drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The clearest throughline in @evilmonkey93’s profile is ambition and self-mythologizing, which are classic Slytherin traits. They literally describe themself as a “20 forex trader and supervillain,” signaling a desire to amass wealth and cultivate a larger-than-life, slightly villainous persona. Their lament that “I look like this but my account too small to post proof 😒😒😒 #chudlife” shows a sharp awareness of status and the frustration of not yet having the clout or capital to match their self-image. There’s also a hedonistic, self-directed streak in tweets like “TONIGHT when I chase the DRAGON the water may change to cherry wine >_< and the silver will turn to gold TIME OUT OF MIIIIIIIINNNNDDDDDD”, which reads as someone chasing transformation and heightened experience on their own terms. Even in more playful posts, such as calling themself “President Jett” and joking about being a Roman soldier who’d rather be in a “pubic war”, there’s a sense of irreverent, self-serving humor rather than earnest heroism or studiousness. Altogether, the ambition, self-branding, and slightly edgy persona align much more closely with Slytherin than with the other houses.
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Your song
Deacon Blues - Steely Dan
The best-fitting song is Deacon Blues by Steely Dan, a track about a dreamy, slightly washed-out antihero who romanticizes his own oddball life. They explicitly show their love for Steely Dan in tweets like “escuchando a las cuevas de altamira por steely dan” and the lyrically dense, melancholic-but-cool vibe of their posts matches that band’s aesthetic. Their dramatic, musical ramblings such as “The inning isn’t over yet for meeee…… For me!!! I got the old man’s car. I got a jazz guitar.” echo the song’s mix of self-mythologizing and slightly tragic swagger. As a “20 forex trader and supervillain,” they embody the kind of self-styled outsider that Deacon Blues celebrates. The late-night, cinematic tone of tweets like “TONIGHT when I chase the DRAGON the water may change to cherry wine >_< and the silver will turn to gold TIME OUT OF MIIIIIIIINNNNDDDDDD” also fits perfectly with the song’s introspective, nocturnal mood.
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