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The user’s chaotic, impulsive, and emotionally volatile tweets resemble Bart Simpson’s rebellious teenage persona. For example, they write "I want that socially insecure 19yo girl so bad" which mirrors Bart’s frequent crushes and teenage longing. Their erratic outbursts like "I GOT PAID TODAY AND MY BANK WON’T LET ME ACCESS MY ACCOUNT GIVE ME MY MONEEEYYYYY😭😭😭" echo Bart’s dramatic reactions to everyday frustrations. The self‑destructive statements such as "I’m going to kill myself I hate my mom and I hope she dies" reflect the extreme angst and attention‑seeking behavior that Bart sometimes displays in hyper‑emotional moments. Random identity claims and pop‑culture obsessions, e.g., "I’m Chinese from red and Amy’s side" and "Running persona4 on a vape", also fit Bart’s habit of adopting goofy personas and chasing trends.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extraverted behavior by frequently seeking attention, e.g., 'Can you guys follow me im going on a kpoptwt journey' and 'Vote yu!!!😊'. Their focus on concrete, sensory details is evident in tweets like 'I spent $160 at kpop store in usa and only one thing was for me bro' and 'The acrylic on my thumb came off and now typing is so awkward 😭'. Emotional language dominates, as seen in 'I’m going to kill myself I hate my mom and I hope she dies...' and 'I literally manifested this accidentally when I was talking to my co worker yesterday' indicating a Feeling preference. The stream of spontaneous, unplanned updates such as 'Ditched school today and cleaned my entire house in 3 hours I am so tired' and 'I’m failing so bad at this friends gift thing' reflect a Perceiving style. Together these traits point to an ESFP type.

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K-pop, Persona & Chinese memes addict. Once accidentally manifested a haircut saga at work - now I'm famous for it. #AGI #MusicLover– @evilnarukami

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The cocktail captures @evilnarukami’s chaotic blend of emotions and pop‑culture obsessions. A base of soju nods to the K‑pop and Korean bass love seen in tweets like "I’m Chinese from red and Amy’s side" and "I love Chinese" while lychee liqueur adds a sweet Asian twist reflecting their language learning. Ruby grenadine gives the drink a vivid red hue echoing their ‘agiruby town’ bio and the line "I’m at work… I put on my Joker Persona 5 shirt" – a burst of neon blue curaçao mirrors the Joker’s mask and the tweet "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" shows the dramatic flair. A dash of Angostura bitters adds a bitter edge, echoing the darker moments such as "I am going to kill myself…" and the constant swings between joy and despair.

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the tweets, the user displays strong self‑interest, a drive for personal gain and status, and even embraces an 'evil' persona, which aligns well with Slytherin's core traits of ambition and resourcefulness. For example, they demand money and status: 'I GOT PAID TODAY AND MY BANK WON’T LET ME ACCESS MY ACCOUNT GIVE ME MY MONEEEYYYYY😭😭😭'. They also chase fame and exclusive experiences: 'I NEED A KPOP STORE IN USA IN ATLANTA … SO I CAN TAKE PHOTOS WITH MARTIN FROM CORTISSS'. Their self‑identification as 'evil' and willingness to manipulate relationships (e.g., 'I want that socially insecure 19yo girl so bad') further reflect the cunning, self‑preserving nature of Slytherins. While occasional loyalty appears, the dominant pattern is ambition and self‑serving behavior, pointing to Slytherin.

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The recurring themes of self‑destruction, hopelessness, and feeling like a monster in the tweets align closely with the mood of Nine Ink Nails' 'Hurt'. The user writes, 'I am going to kill myself I hate my mom and I hope she dies and the worstest worst things coming to her please brobpleasssseeeeeeeeeee', and also says, 'I literally manifested this accidentally when I was talking to my co worker yesterday ...', revealing deep self‑loathing and suicidal ideation that echo the lyric 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel'. Their repeated statements of being a loser ('I’m at work ... now I have to walk around with everyone knowing im a loser') and yearning for acceptance ('I want that socially insecure 19yo girl so bad') match the song's sense of isolation. The line 'What have I become?' resonates with their self‑identification as 'evil' and the constant oscillation between self‑obsession and despair. Overall, the raw, confessional tone of 'Hurt' captures the emotional volatility and darkness present throughout @evilnarukami's posts.

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