evilpenisguy
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: He's passionate about his opinions and doesn't shy away from expressing them, even if they're controversial, as seen in his tweets like 'fuck #eurovision and fuck #israel 🖕' and 'i hate metal so much dude'.
- Opinionated: He's very opinionated and doesn't hold back on expressing his thoughts, even if they're controversial, as seen in his tweets like 'fuck #eurovision and fuck #israel 🖕' and 'i hate metal so much dude'.
- Critical: He's very critical of things he doesn't like, as seen in his tweets like 'its to embarrassing to go to bat for this slop. our culture really is dying' and 'thats meemaw'.
- Humorous: He uses humor in his tweets, even if it's dark or offensive, as seen in his tweets like 'i'm glad to announce you are the first person to have ever made this joke' and 'thats meemaw'.
- Self-aware: He's self-aware of his flaws and uses humor to address them, as seen in his tweets like 'i'm fat and retarded' and 'despite all my rage i'm still just a retard thats based'.
Weaknesses:
- Offensive: He often uses offensive language and makes controversial statements, as seen in his tweets like 'white women are devils. never forget.' and 'i didn't mean what i said about white women. i black out sometimes and the demons take over'.
- Unfiltered: He doesn't seem to have a filter and often says whatever is on his mind, even if it's hurtful or inappropriate, as seen in his tweets like 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and 'Kill yourself'.
- Contradictory: He often contradicts himself, as seen in his tweets like 'i changed my mind republicans were right fuck you deniro' and 'i didn't mean what i said about white women. i black out sometimes and the demons take over'.
- Impulsive: He seems to act on impulse, as seen in his tweets like 'i needa one dance' and 'bought the pass 4 hours before downtime cuz i was leveled enough for the v bucks and realized korra was in there so i did all the quests in a hurry. no emote though cuz i'm bad at the game'.
- Inconsistent: He can be very passionate about something one day and then completely change his mind the next, as seen in his tweets like 'fuck #eurovision and fuck #israel 🖕' and 'idc'.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob, known for his elaborate plans and constant failures, mirrors 'TheDick's' tendency to rant and rave about things he doesn't like, often with a touch of self-deprecation. Both characters are prone to over-the-top reactions and a desire for attention, even if it means being offensive or controversial. Just like Bob, 'TheDick' is often frustrated by his perceived lack of success and lashes out at others, as seen in his tweets like 'its to embarrassing to go to bat for this slop. our culture really is dying' and 'i'm glad to announce you are the first person to have ever made this joke'.
Your MBTI personality Type
Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a Taylor Swift song, because I'm completely obsessed with you.
- I'm not sure if you're a fan of 'Fury Road', but I'm definitely a fan of you.
- I'm not sure if you're a 'retard' like me, but I'm definitely attracted to you.
- I'm not sure if you're a white woman, but I'm definitely not afraid to tell you how I feel.
- I'm not sure if you're a fan of 'OneRepublic', but I'm definitely a fan of your sense of humor.
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Freelance crossword editor, lover of Taylor Swift, and hater of white women.– @evilpenisguy
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
While he's not exactly cunning or ambitious, 'TheDick' embodies the Slytherin trait of being resourceful and self-serving. He's quick to criticize and dismiss others, as seen in his tweets like 'thats meemaw' and 'wow you typed something into an AI generator and it generated something.', while also promoting himself as 'TheDick'. He's also not afraid to express his opinions, even if they're controversial, which aligns with the Slytherin tendency towards bold action. His tweets often show a lack of empathy and a focus on his own needs, further solidifying his Slytherin tendencies.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
This song, with its themes of jealousy, betrayal, and anger, resonates with 'TheDick's' often negative and critical tweets. He frequently expresses his frustration with others, as seen in his tweets like 'whoever that man is, i'm going to kill him' and 'i'm glad to announce you are the first person to have ever made this joke', and he often uses profanity and makes jokes about violence. Similarly, 'Mr. Brightside' is a song about a man who is consumed by jealousy and anger after seeing his girlfriend with another man. 'TheDick's' frequent outbursts and his tendency to lash out at others echo the themes of jealousy and anger present in 'Mr. Brightside'.
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