Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, stress, and excitement, like confessing to a friend in “flowkey just confessed my love to bestie they said 'im not sure' and now im shiitting my pants out of fear” and celebrating music in “Listening to every black dresses album part one wish me luck”.
- Creative humor: Uses surreal, playful jokes such as the Roblox curse bit in “⍦⌾⌰DAVID BRENT BASZUCKI⎾⎾ ...” and the Grok joke in “Grok is gay and will do seven minutes in heaven with GPT”.
- Community engaged: Interacts with fandoms and online spaces, signing and boosting things like “guys go sign this” and talking about OSC, Roblox, and Black Dresses to connect with others.
- Artistically driven: Focuses on art tools and posting art, like “Made my first art post on tumblr ooo yeah” and discussing drawing preferences in “hand drawn, but it better be expressive </3”.
- Musically passionate: Explores and shares music deeply, from Black Dresses marathons in “Listening to every black dresses album part one wish me luck” to commenting on other artists in “Will wood music videos are hurting my brain”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, like “I’m gonna kill Santa” and “FUCK YOU”, which can come off harsher than intended.
- Rule defiance: Openly acknowledges breaking or bypassing rules, such as “If I bypass chat filters on roblox one more time I’m losing my account” and school-rule posts like “how i feel breaking two school rules”.
- Tech frustration: Gets easily aggravated with tools and devices, shown in “STOP FUCKING SPINNING WHY WONT IT LET ME USE MY SCREENRECORDING” and “Of course Roblox servers become ass the moment I go to a alt”.
- Self-neglectful safety: Jokes about or downplays risky situations, like “Guys, I got shocked by an electrical socket at school” and “Don't stick a 2.0 mm mechanical pencil graphite in your ear”.
- Harsh self-talk: Speaks negatively about their own performance, e.g. “why do i suck ass at the tut omg” and worrying intensely after rejection fears in “flowkey just confessed my love to bestie...”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, funny, and constantly poking at authority while still being oddly earnest. They rant about school rules and tech blocks the way Bart beefs with Principal Skinner, like complaining that “The district blocked the website that EVERYONE uses for our online math” and getting written up for rule-breaking as in “how i feel breaking two school rules (I've already gotten written up for one)”. Their dramatic curses at Roblox and David Baszucki — for example the wild glyph-rant in “⍦⌾⌰DAVID BRENT BASZUCKI… CORPORATE GREED… BURN” — echo Bart’s over-the-top pranks and vendettas against big institutions. At the same time, they show a softer, earnest side, getting scared after confessing in “flowkey just confessed my love to bestie they said 'im not sure' and now im shiitting my pants out of fear”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional vulnerability beneath the mischief. Their mix of memey humor, rebelliousness, and genuine feelings aligns much more with Bart than with studious Lisa, responsible Marge, or bumbling Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they mention a private account and a small follower circle in their bio and tweets, and a lot of their posts are about solo activities like gaming and music rather than social events, e.g. “Listening to every black dresses album part one wish me luck (ignore that every song visible is downloaded im not sane)” and “guh im on gn math and found this game called mindwave and it looks peak give me a while and ill tell you guys if its peak”. Their style fits Intuition more than Sensing: they love surreal humor and abstract/encoded bits like “Eua corr xkmxkz znoy, david baszucki. Ck vrgt zu ngbk eua mutk he sojtomnz…” and exaggerated, conceptual reactions such as “The Roblox employees watching as a skin David Baszuki while chanting ancient curses:”, showing a preference for imaginative, symbolic thinking over concrete detail. Their posts show a strong Feeling orientation: they frequently foreground emotions and personal values, e.g. “How the fuck is a book giving me gender dysphoria 💔💔”, “flowkey just confessed my love to bestie they said 'im not sure' and now im shiitting my pants out of fear”, and “Ok bad news I got yelled at for listening to this bc it is explicit context fuck my dad bro IM NOT TWO YEARS OLD OMG I CAN HANDLE SWEARS AND SLURS”, prioritizing how things feel over detached analysis. Finally, they seem clearly Perceiving rather than Judging: they joke about breaking school rules and chaos, like “how i feel breaking two school rules (I've already gotten written up for one)” and “Btw if I bypass chat filters on roblox one more time I’m losing my account 2024 me should’ve been smarter I hate roblox”, and they jump impulsively into new platforms and projects (“made polytoria acc.”, “I might post my art on tumblr instead so if I drop my tumblr user im posing art on there now”) rather than carefully planning. Putting this together, INFP (introverted, imaginative, value-driven, and spontaneous) best matches their overall online personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we’re both stuck on the district blocking the math site, wanna just run away to NIGHTMARE island, listen to Black Dresses on your overworked iPod, and pretend homework never existed?
- You renamed your private to @eating12pears by accident, but I think you should imbrace it — and maybe let me be pear number 13 so I can be your secret account crush.
- You survived getting shocked by a school socket, almost burning the place down, AND still weren’t allowed to go home… clearly you’re immortal, so can I be your long-term quest reward?
- You said ‘im not single now ok’ but if that ever changes, I’d happily struggle through Spanish tutoring, broken Roblox servers, and school IP bans just to sit next to you and complain about it in real time.
- Homestuck seedflap links, yelling ‘ROSE ROSE ROSE’, chanting curses at David Baszucki, and making Grok gay with GPT… statistically speaking, I’m one more unhinged post away from falling hopelessly in love with your timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student on NIGHTMARE island, chronic Roblox user, art gremlin & Black Dresses archivist. Once renamed my private to @eating12pears and just accepted fate.– @EVILpinster
Your signature cocktail
EVIL PIN’s NIGHTMARE Iced Byte
This chaotic, buzzing drink channels their school-survival arc and constant tech chaos: from getting shocked by a socket and not being allowed to go home in “Guys, I got shocked by an electrical socket at school, and it also almost caught fire (they didn't let me go home, and they're keeping the damm socket)” to raging about blocked math sites in “The district blocked the website that EVERYONE uses for our online math”. The electric blue soda with popping candy is for their loud, glitchy, OSC/Roblox online life in posts like “roblox roblox roblox” and the cursed David Baszucki ritual in “The Roblox employees watching as a skin David Baszuki while chanting ancient curses:”. A sharp espresso shot over ice keeps the energy hyper and slightly unhinged, matching tweets like “STOP FUCKING SPINNING WHY WONT IT LET ME USE MY SCREENRECORDING THIS THING HATE ME HHHH” and “broooo this is taking forever when does the game get more coolll”. The black cherry syrup swirl is sweet but dark, echoing their love of Black Dresses in “BLACK DRESSES HAD MERCH?????? I WISH I KNEW WHO THEY WERE BEFORE THEY DISBANDED MAN” and listening through every album in “Listening to every black dresses album part one wish me luck”. A sour citrus splash represents their emotional whiplash—from confessing to a bestie in “flowkey just confessed my love to bestie they said 'im not sure' and now im shiitting my pants out of fear” to proudly announcing “im not single now ok”. Finally, the glittery energy drink topper nods to their experimental, internet-gremlin vibe as an artist bouncing between Tumblr and X in “Made my first art post on tumblr ooo yeah, I feel bad for my twt followers not getting anything ITS GROK BEING ABLE TO TOUCH MY ART” and “Elon hates me for making grok gay are any of you seeing my posts”, making the cocktail loud, hyper, and a little cursed—just like NIGHTMARE island.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a pattern of impulsive boldness, confrontation, and throwing themselves into situations head‑first, which fits Gryffindor best. They openly rant at authority figures and corporations with zero self‑preservation filter, like the curse‑laden Roblox bit: “⍦⌾⌰DAVID BRENT BASZUCKI⎾⎾… CORPORATE GREED… BURN…”, which is more reckless than strategic. They also talk about repeatedly risking their Roblox account despite knowing the consequences: “if I bypass chat filters on roblox one more time I’m losing my account 2024 me should’ve been smarter I hate roblox”, and breaking school rules even after being written up: “how i feel breaking two school rules (I've already gotten written up for one)”. Their willingness to loudly confess feelings to a friend despite fear — “just confessed my love to bestie they said 'im not sure' and now im shiitting my pants out of fear” — shows emotional bravery and a tendency to leap before looking. While they clearly have creativity and humor, the dominant throughline is a chaotic, confrontational courage and impulsivity rather than calculated ambition or quiet diligence, making Gryffindor the strongest fit.
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Your song
Thank You - Black Dresses
The song Thank You by Black Dresses fits them best because they’re openly obsessed with the band and treat this specific track like a personal anthem, as seen when they said “ALMOST FORGOT TO POST BLEEHHHHHHHHH” and followed it with a mock-serious apology post telling people to listen to THANK YOU. Their timeline shows them doing full album runs and calling Black Dresses “pure peak,” like in “WASTEISOLATION is pure peak ok moving to this album” and “Listening to every black dresses album part one wish me luck”, which suggests a deep emotional attachment to the group’s loud, messy, gendered angst. Lyrically, Thank You mixes chaos, vulnerability, and cathartic noise—mirroring how they tweet about dysphoria (“How the fuck is a book giving me gender dysphoria 💔💔”), school stress, and online life in a dramatic but self-aware way. The track’s energy also matches their hyper, slightly unhinged posting style in things like “Grok is gay and will do seven minutes in heaven with GPT” and their all-caps rants about Roblox and tech. All of this makes Thank You feel less like just a favorite song and more like a soundtrack to the way they experience the internet, gender, and growing up.
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