Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The best match is Sideshow Bob, who combines highbrow pretensions with openly violent, misanthropic urges. This user calls themself a “Homosexual Aristocrat” and “Reactionary Nietzschean,” mirroring Sideshow Bob’s cultivated, elitist self-image. Their extreme hostility shows in posts like “You should be shot in the street” and “Hang yourself”, echoing Bob’s repeated attempts at murderous revenge. The embrace of authoritarian and fascistic aesthetics in tweets such as “Esoteric Hitlerism” and “Goyim are NOT people” fits Bob’s penchant for extremist plots and contempt for the masses. Even their theatrical edginess in posts like “Critical support to raising an SS Waffen division of transgenders to root out TERFS?” parallels Bob’s flair for grandiose, over-the-top villainy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
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Some pickup lines for you
- You tweet about “Esoteric Hitlerism,” but the only occult mystery I care about is how a homosexual aristocrat managed to look that good while calling for an SS Waffen division of transgenders to root out TERFs—care to recruit me for a more… decadent campaign instead?
- You said “Goyim are NOT people,” but I promise I can transcend the human herd—judge me like a proper reactionary Nietzschean and tell me if I’m at least Übermensch-adjacent over a drink.
- When you say “Look back into the future,” I imagine us two Evolians riding the Quixotic Spirit together—tilting at modernity by day, and by night, well… experimenting in aristocratic decadence.
- You post “Foids off of social media” and “Enslave ALL woman,” so luckily I’m not a foid or a woman—just a willing subject ready to be tyrannized by your homosexual aristocracy.
- You told someone “You should be shot in the street” and another to “Hang yourself,” but I’d rather you use that murderous energy to kill my boredom and hang out with me instead.
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Daniel | Reads dead philosophers, argues with live ones. Once got ratioed while defending a footnote in Nietzsche. Opinions mine, typos also.– @EvilSubject
Your signature cocktail
The Esoteric Aristocrat
The Esoteric Aristocrat is a brooding, high-proof mix to match Daniel’s aggressive, reactionary edge, especially the gleeful cruelty of “You should be shot in the street” and “Hang yourself”. Overproof gin brings a sharp, domineering punch for the self-styled Homosexual Aristocrat flaunting decadent elitism in their bio. A dark, bitter amaro and an absinthe rinse nod to their esoteric fascinations like “Esoteric Hitlerism” and the desire to “Enslave ALL woman.”(https://x.com/EvilSubject/status/2015597766030795018), coating the drink in occult, reactionary bile. Blackcurrant liqueur slips in a lush, gothic sweetness for the queer decadence implied by the 🏳️🌈 and the campy swagger of “Critical support to raising an SS Waffen division of transgenders to root out TERFS?”. Finally, an activated charcoal & smoked salt rim represents the nihilistic, dehumanizing streak of “Goyim are NOT people” and “Foids off of social media”, making the drink look as unapologetically toxic and dramatic as the timeline it’s based on.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest traits in this profile are aggression, elitism, and an embrace of power and domination, all of which align closely with Slytherin. The tweet “Enslave ALL woman.” reflects a fixation on hierarchy and control over others rather than fairness or empathy. Their bio, calling themselves a “Homosexual Aristocrat, Reactionary Nietzschean, Evolist,” frames them as self-consciously elitist and outside the moral norms of the crowd, which fits Slytherin’s proud, contrarian ambition. Posts like “Goyim are NOT people” and “Critical support to raising an SS Waffen division of transgenders to root out TERFS?” show a willingness to use extreme, quasi-militaristic imagery to assert dominance over perceived enemies, another classic Slytherin pattern. Even the blunt hostility in “You should be shot in the street” and “Hang yourself” suggests a ruthless, ends-justify-the-means mentality, not the courage of Gryffindor or the warmth of Hufflepuff. While there may be some intellectual posturing (e.g., Nietzschean references) that could hint at Ravenclaw, the overriding themes of hierarchy, power, and transgressive superiority clearly place them in Slytherin.
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