evilwasian
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts about cooking (hand pies, mushroom foraging, beef wellington) and art show inventive content
- Empathetic: Advocacy tweets supporting trans rights and Mariam's family show caring for others
- Humorous: Sarcastic jokes like "FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE!!!!" and absurd cat weight observations reveal comedic style
- Observant: Detailed notes such as the cat's paw weight and traffic lane anecdotes show keen notice
- Resilient: Statements like "Doing better every day ❤️" despite breakups and health issues illustrate perseverance
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Spontaneous spending ("I SPENT THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!") and reckless thoughts ("let a 18‑wheeler hit me") indicate impulsivity
- Negativity: Self‑destructive remarks ("I should throw myself into an abyss") and focus on pain show a negative outlook
- Oversharing: Reveals personal genetics and intimate cat behavior details in many tweets
- Attention-seeking: Exaggerated exclamations ("FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE!!!!") and frequent calls for reaction demonstrate attention‑seeking
- Volatile: Rapid emotional swings from excitement about shoes to despair over breakups show emotional volatility
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user’s blend of artistic anxiety, social‑justice activism, and quirky humor mirrors Lisa Simpson’s personality. Their tweet about 'the idea that the cultures we were raised in are inherently homophobic is damaging...' reflects Lisa’s progressive stance on equality. The struggle with creative blocks—'Not sure if the worst part of drawing is the creativity block...'—echoes Lisa’s own perfectionism in school projects and arts. Their open discussion of trans identity ('I told the new guy at work I'm trans and he immediately asked me if I played guilty gear??') aligns with Lisa’s empathy and support for marginalized groups. The cat‑obsessed, meme‑filled posts like 'All of the cat's weight is contained in the paw that is currently on you.' add the whimsical, slightly eccentric edge that Lisa occasionally shows in episodes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Their extraverted side shows in frequent public sharing and social interaction, e.g., "I'm going to bring it into Thanksgiving potluck and one shot my regular coworkers with my freaky ideas" and "At a 'rave' but now I think I should be home with my special boy after seeing this". They display dominant Extraverted Intuition by constantly jumping across topics and making quirky connections, such as linking self‑help to anime in "You don't need to buy a self help book ... you can do that by watching Neon Genesis Evangelion" and tying power scaling to gender norms in "Power scaling is a direct result of us ending the stigma of little boys playing with dolls". Their decisions are guided by Introverted Feeling, evident in heartfelt posts like "Please spread the word and help out to keep Mariam and her family safe ❤️" and personal longing in "I wish I had room in my apartment to take nice pictures!!!!". A perceiving, spontaneous lifestyle is reflected by impulsive tweets such as "I made the smallest hand pies in the world. Unimpressed cat for scale" and "I should just let one of these bozo 18 wheelers hit me someday and collect the money".
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a quantum cat? Because when your feline claims all its weight is on the paw it's on, it makes my heart feel weightless—mind if I become the paw that holds you close?
- Your tiny hand pies are adorable, but I'd love to serve you a giant slice of my heart and bake a beef Wellington together while debating why Neon Genesis Evangelion is the ultimate self‑help guide.
- If we were characters in Evangelion, I'd pilot an EVA just to protect you from every lonely angel—plus I promise to bring snacks for the battle.
- I saw you love rhythm games; how about we see if our hearts can sync to the same beat over a round of Guilty Gear or Overwatch, with a side of cat‑approved soundtrack?
- Your wild mushroom foraging shows you love adventurous flavors—let's blend our tastes, cook up something delicious, and create a love recipe that celebrates every part of who you are.
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Your new Twitter bio
Survived a cat attack on my phone; now I'm a meme-making, whisker-taming foodie & trans activist.– @evilwasian
Your signature cocktail
Spicy Catnip Grape Spritz
This cocktail mixes a sweet grape base with a vine‑like fizz to echo the bio "pretty as a vine, sweet as a grape." The cat‑infused simple syrup nods to the tweet "cat hair is an expression of love. he does this to let me know he loves me." while the Korean soju and a dash of ginger‑chili capture the line "i inherited the korean genes for spice attraction but not the genes for spice tolerance." The fizzy ginger‑chili ginger beer adds the playful chaos of "FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE!!!!" and the sparkling finish feels like the “Neon Genesis Evangelion” vibe of finding fulfillment in unexpected places. Together it’s a quirky, spicy, and sweet drink that mirrors the user’s love of cats, food, humor, and eclectic pop‑culture references.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user consistently shows loyalty, empathy, and a desire to protect others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. For example, they tweet, "Please spread the word and help out to keep Mariam and her family safe ❤️," and they openly support trans peers, saying, "I told the new guy at work I'm trans..." Their focus on community and fairness is also evident in lines like, "I really appreciate my bff and subtweet her all the time," and in their advocacy, "wanted to expand and say that the idea that the cultures we were raised in are inherently homophobic is damaging..." While they enjoy humor and creativity, the dominant pattern of kindness and loyalty aligns best with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
The user’s frequent mentions of being trans, such as "Finally having my first instance of trans girl name regret. I still love the name I chose but fuck there's another one I also love that has a bit more meaning." and "I told the new guy at work I'm trans and he immediately asked me if I played guilty gear?? 😭", show a desire for self‑acceptance and pride, which is exactly what Lady Gaga’s "Born This Way" celebrates. The anthem’s chorus – "Don’t be a drag, just be a queen" – mirrors the user’s playful defiance in tweets like "FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE!!!!" and "cat hair is an expression of love. he does this to let me know he loves me." The song also encourages embracing one’s quirks, from the cat‑obsessed posts (“cat hair is an expression of love”) to the foodie side (“I should start posting the food I cook. Beef wellington from last week”). Its inclusive, uplifting message aligns with the user’s mix of humor, anxiety, and empowerment, echoed in the self‑critical but hopeful tone of the "Me: ... and bmi is so useless because it's already inaccurate but it's even worse for trans people Mom: bmi does not matter for you. it's based on white people data. you have no white blood." lyric "I’m beautiful in my own way" resonates with the user’s self‑reflection and celebration of identity throughout their timeline.
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