Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Fan: She consistently supports RED Canids and Palmeiras, even attending events in person and cheering through stressful matches.
- Sociable Friend: She maintains strong bonds with her "Jundiaí friends" and celebrates her friends' achievements, like Mannu's university admission.
- Dedicated Professional: Despite suffering from a fever and lack of sleep, she prioritizes her work responsibilities over taking a medical leave.
- Resilient: She handles physical setbacks, such as carrying heavy jars with her non-dominant hand while her arm is immobilized.
- Helpful: She uses her platform to assist friends in finding tickets or promoting their needs to her followers.
Weaknesses:
- Health Neglect: She often ignores medical needs, choosing to work while sick to avoid the effort of getting a doctor's note.
- Impulsive Decision-maker: She admits to acting recklessly, such as considering spontaneous trips to Sao Paulo without a plan.
- Technology Dependent: She struggles significantly when disconnected, losing all WhatsApp conversations and feeling lost without battery or signal.
- Financial Constraints: She frequently mentions lacking money for clothes or struggling with the high costs of fantasy league players.
- Poor Self-care: She blames her own choices for her illnesses, such as getting sinusitis after going out without a coat in the cold.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Dani is a passionate and vocal supporter of her interests, particularly her loyalty to RED Canids and Palmeiras. She displays Lisa’s characteristic mix of intense enthusiasm, “BOM DIA CARAI HOJE TEM RED CANIDS”, and the physical exhaustion that comes from being a high-achiever, noting “mds que cansaço” while balancing an internship and work. She shares Lisa’s occasional sense of being plagued by bad luck, asking “quem tacou praga no meu celular?” after a series of mishaps including a fall and illness. Despite the stress, she remains deeply devoted to her friends, showing Lisa-like empathy when she says “eu tô feliz demais pela say, ela merece as melhores coisas desse mundo”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
@exalt4da displays Extroversion (E) through her frequent social outings and desire for company, asking, “alguém me hospeda no rio” and “alguém teria a coragem de ir no bloco do pedro sampaio comigo?”. Her Intuition (N) is reflected in her poetic bio and her tendency to act on sudden impulses, such as when she says, “se deixar EU METO O LOUCO E PARO EM SP”. As a Feeling (F) type, she is highly expressive about her emotional state, noting she is “feliz demais pela say, ela merece as melhores coisas desse mundo” and frequently using emotive language. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her disorganized and spontaneous lifestyle, exemplified by her losing “todas as conversas do wpp” and her casual approach to work and health, like when she “dormiu no meio do jogo” or went to work sick to avoid the hassle of a medical certificate.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a RED Canids match? Because you’ve got my heart racing and I think I might need a 'cardiac fan' check-up.
- I promise I’m a much better pick than José—I won’t cost you all your Fantasy points and I'm always ready to be in your starting lineup.
- If you’re still looking for a place to stay in Rio, my heart has a vacancy... and I promise the Wi-Fi is strong enough to stream the LCK.
- I'd never 'throw a plague' on your phone, but I’d definitely send a text worth losing your WhatsApp history over again.
- You can stop searching Jundiaí for a McDonald's—I’m the only happy meal you need, and I come with better toys than a Kono nickname.
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Minas-born LoL enthusiast & RED Canids fan. Ask me about the time I found a meme icon at a bus station or how I survived Jundiaí with a dead phone battery.– @exalt4da
Your signature cocktail
The Jundiaí Mineira Mist
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a fan who describes themselves as “the mineira from Jundiaí”. The base of Minas cachaça meets a bold red syrup to honor her “RED CANIDS KALUNGA” loyalty, while the hot water infusion references the time she strangely handled “8 jars of hot water with her left hand”. It’s topped with sparkling wine for the “happiness” of winning tickets, but a dash of bitters is necessary for those “unbearable body aches” and the many times she’s wondered “who threw a curse on me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Dani demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and dedication to her community, frequently celebrating her friends' successes, such as when she cheered, “eu tô feliz demais pela say, ela merece as melhores coisas desse mundo” or shared her excitement for Mannu becoming a “caloura da USP”. Her hardworking nature is evident in her commitment to her job and internship, even when physically unwell, noting she “vim trabalhar pq fiquei com preguiça de pegar atestado” despite having a fever. Furthermore, her deep sense of fair play and justice is shown when she criticizes a player by stating, “que todo o mal que ele fez volte pra ele em dobro, que nojento”. This blend of steadfast reliability, kindness toward her jundiaí migos, and an honest work ethic makes her a perfect fit for the house of the badger.
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The Less I Know the Better - Tame Impala
Dani’s digital presence radiates the energy of a dedicated fan navigating the chaotic highs and lows of being a 'torcedor cardíaco' for Red Canids. The song mirrors the stress and excitement of their fandom, especially when they tweet, “olá, red canids. pare de testar seus torcedores cardíacos. grata.” and “eu garanto que a red não perdeu só pq eu troquei de uniforme, mas tô sob ameaça”. Her life is a mix of urban transit struggles and social spontaneity, like when she mentions, “nossa se deixar EU METO O LOUCO E PARO EM SP”. This track perfectly captures the vibrant, slightly restless, and emotional atmosphere of someone who is deeply invested in their community and loves 'jantando um misto quente' while chasing the next big match.
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