Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses strong care for friends and followers, like “Oomfs pls know that I genuinely hold like real love in my heart for u guys”.
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on their ED and patterns, e.g. “10 years of running up and down the scale… Half my life wasted for a number.”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and absurd humor to cope and connect, as in “urination… yuri nation… show your patriotism… go piss gurl”.
- Open-minded: Willing to try new things and update opinions, like changing drinks and meds in “jumping for joy bc i tried a new hot chocolate… AND I LIKE IT SO MUCH MORE”.
- Community-oriented: Actively promotes and supports others, e.g. encouraging follows in “So... go follow her because she's really sweet and cool”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Engages in and normalizes harmful behaviors (ED, SH, med non-adherence), such as “Stopped taking my antidepressants… staying off until I get my adhd meds”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates on weight, thinspo, and measurements, for example “Los es 18kg/39.7lbs in 4 months… Gains 4kg/8.8lbs in 1 month… Goes insane” and frequent LW talk.
- Catastrophic: Tends to dramatize setbacks and feelings, like “I don't think I have much left.” when discussing long-term ED impact.
- Male-resentful: Expresses intense generalized hostility toward men, e.g. “Figuring out how to turn everything into an opportunity to hate men is a very important skill to me”.
- Isolation-prone: Frames isolation as necessary and struggles with trust in others, as in “I don't really understand how anyone is supposed to maintain a good mood without isolation.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: introspective, politically aware, and emotionally intense, but also very online and dorky. Like Lisa, they mix serious social critique with personal vulnerability, e.g. reflecting on oppression in society in “The absolute betrayal to spend your life oppressing a group of people who you would not have that life without.” while also openly talking about grief in “It’s my dead sister’s birthday… Happy birthday, Kassidy💙🎀”. Their mental health and ED struggle is highly self-analytical and philosophical, much like Lisa’s tendency to overthink: see “10 years of running up and down the scale… Half my life wasted for a number.” and “Thinking more about recovery as time goes on, but I fear it’s too late because I don’t think I can afford to eat like a normal person.”. They also show Lisa-esque nerdy/autistic energy and hyperfixations, talking about autism and sensory stuff in “ik ppl think im insane for it, but i prefer my soft drink/soda flat… my autism makes me anti flavour/texture LOL” and going off about games and media in “TS PMO LIFE IS STRANGE AND SIMS 3 ARE MY FAVOURITE GAMES FUCK OFF💔” and “Don’t mention Sims 4 around me💔 I will lose my shit… Mention Sims 3 if you want joyful autistic yapping”. Underneath the dark humor and self-destruction, there’s a big, earnest heart that deeply loves cats, friends, and other queer people, shown in “Oomfs pls know that I genuinely hold like real love in my heart for u guys” and “I love my kitties so much… Never thought I’d ever experience such sincere, unconditional love before them”, which fits Lisa’s core compassion and idealism.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extravert: they frequently describe exhaustion, isolation, and difficulty maintaining interaction, e.g. “I don't really understand how anyone is supposed to maintain a good mood without isolation.” and frame social life as something they hope for after changing themselves, as in “I've always wanted to post videos and pictures… I wanna join in on Tiktok dances n shit :(”, which suggests inward focus and social anxiety more than natural extraversion. They read as Intuitive rather than Sensing because they constantly dive into big-picture meaning and identity (gender, sexuality, grief, ED, society), for example “10 years of running up and down the scale… Half my life wasted for a number. Nothing to show for it.” and “Always been convinced that I’ll finally have a normal, fun social life if I’m thin enough.”, showing abstract reflection more than just concrete facts. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: they center values, emotions, and relational hurt, like “The absolute betrayal to spend your life oppressing a group of people who you would not have that life without.” and “Hope I heal from my ED one day… I realise how much better it is. I can actually sing… Colours are more vibrant.”, as well as openly expressing love for friends and cats, e.g. “Oomfs pls know that I genuinely hold like real love in my heart for u guys”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they struggle with routines and follow-through (“Executive dysfunction with an ED so unfair… I miss my ADHD meds sm”), change medications and habits impulsively (“Stopped taking my antidepressants… I’m staying off until I get my adhd meds.”), and often describe drifting between extremes rather than adhering to strict long-term plans, despite tracking calories. The emotional intensity, value-driven rants, focus on inner identity, and imaginative coping (e.g. reframing hallucinations as a character in “Gonna refer to my auditory hallucinations and intrusive thoughts as her now”) all align well with an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said nothing feels better than eating except you can’t handle the trade-off… counter-offer: we share some flat Coke Zero and tasteless goop cereal, and I’ll handle the self-loathing while you just enjoy the snacks and my company.
- You keep saying meds made your appetite go wild, but I think it’s just your Levi Ackerman and Sims 3 autism unlocking a new craving: one (1) short king cosplayer who will listen to you rant about TS4 being a broken greed machine.
- You ‘slept’ 22 hours, had a 2-hour breakdown and called it the easiest fast of your life—wanna try something harder? Like staying awake long enough for me to take you on a date where your only restriction is how many noodles you can drag out for an hour.
- You said you hold real love in your heart for your oomfs and wish you could interact with them more… so I volunteer as tribute: I’ll send you dream stories I actually remember, you send me cat pics and Black Mirror doomed-lesbian rants. Emotional enrichment program for two.
- You love your kitties because they look at you with unconditional love—let me in the queue. I’ll look at you like your cats do when you open tortillas and choccy milk: full adoration, zero judgment, 100% carb-positive patriotism. Go piss gurl, then go date me.
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • autistic cat dad, Levi Ackerman apologist, flat-soda enthusiast. Once pre-opened Coke Zero for days just to get the “perfect” amount of fizz: none.– @Exandiier
Your signature cocktail
The Oomf-Validation Fizz
The Oomf-Validation Fizz is a sweet-sour, slightly unhinged little storm in a glass: strong enough to match the intensity of “10 years of running up and down the scale… Half my life wasted for a number.”, but still playful and sparkly like their constant shitposting about games and anime. Black cherry vodka nods to the dark humour and death flirting in “Past events have been explained. Suicide is delayed🎉”, while still being fruity and dramatic. Flat cola stands in for their autism-texture takes and comfort habits from “i prefer my soft drink/soda flat… my autism makes me anti flavour/texture LOL”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bitter edge for the misandry and righteous anger of “Figuring out how to turn everything into an opportunity to hate men is a very important skill to me”, balanced by underlying sweetness for the genuine love in “I love my kitties so much… Such kind, loving souls”. The sea salt sugar rim captures that mix of tears and tenderness in “Oomfs pls know that I genuinely hold like real love in my heart for u guys”, and edible silver glitter is there because if someone can make bowel-movement discourse and calorie spreadsheets look aesthetic, like in “April Results 🐰🥚… Finally decided to make a pretty tracking calendar.”, they deserve a drink that literally sparkles.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest through-line is intense loyalty, tenderness, and a desire for mutual care, even while they struggle. They explicitly express deep affection for their friends and mutuals, saying they "genuinely hold like real love" for them and wishing they could interact more, emphasizing emotional connection over clout: “Oomfs pls know that I genuinely hold like real love in my heart for u guys and I wish I could interact with u all regularly I love u guys”. They show a nurturing, protective streak toward both people and animals, describing their cats as sources of "sincere, unconditional love" and wishing others could experience being loved that way: “I love my kitties so much… Wishing that you will all know what it’s like to be looked at the way they look at me”. Even amid severe mental health and ED struggles, they worry about others’ wellbeing and celebrate community, like when they talk about how much they enjoy seeing people get along despite finding the world exhausting: “One of my favourite things EVER is just watching people get along”. They also show a quietly hard‑working, persevering side in tracking and documenting their progress in detail—e.g., their meticulously made tracking calendar and month summaries: “Finally decided to make a pretty tracking calendar. Took forever. That’s what I get for drawing it instead of using a website or smthn LOL”. Taken together, this blend of loyalty, care, and steady effort—even in dark circumstances—aligns most closely with Hufflepuff values.
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Your song
Fat Kids - Mother Mother
A well‑suited song for Exandier is Fat Kids by Mother Mother, because it directly connects to their sense of humor, their ED struggles, and their music taste. They explicitly gush about it: “ever since i found out Mother Mother finally uploaded those old songs ykno ive got ts on repeat... especially Fat Kids ong ts so fire”, which already shows a strong personal attachment. The song’s mix of dark body‑image themes and bouncy, ironic delivery mirrors the way they talk about their ED with a blend of pain and jokes, like “10 years of running up and down the scale. Destroying and regrowing muscle over and over… Half my life wasted for a number.” and “HOLY SHIT GUYS I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN EATING DISORDER💔😨 ?????????”. Its outsider, self‑critical perspective also fits their long‑term struggle with hunger, restriction, and fear of ‘never being normal about food,’ as in “Anyone else feel like they need to starve themselves bc otherwise you’ll go the other way and never stop eating?”. Overall, Fat Kids captures both their darkly funny, chronically online vibe and the heavy emotional reality underneath it.
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