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Comic Book Guy is the best match because the user displays the obsessive, nerdy fandom and toxic monoshipper behavior similar to his extreme comic‑book obsession, as seen in the tweet "the concept of being a toxic stsg monoshipper (me)". The user’s constant craving for junk food, such as "i’m so excited for wednesday im gonna go to bjs and get a big pizookie i’m so excited!", mirrors Comic Book Guy’s love of pizza and donuts. Their self‑critical, neuro‑divergent introspection ("my therapist said i’m super super empathetic, meaning now i need to let people sit with their own bullshit if they don’t listen to me 😣😣😣") and paranoia ("I fear massively everyday that i’m being stalked") echo his cynical, socially‑awkward persona. Additionally, the user’s frequent complaints about physical discomfort ("i have like super small ears so airpods just fall out bc my ears r too small") and sarcastic self‑assessment ("i think i’m pretty based") are classic Comic Book Guy traits. Overall, the blend of obsessive fandom, food‑obsession, and cynical self‑awareness aligns best with Comic Book Guy.

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The user shows clear extraverted energy by constantly sharing personal moments and seeking reactions, as seen in tweets like "i’m gonna go to bjs and get a big pizookie i’m so excited!" and "my therapist said i’m super super empathetic, meaning now i need to let people sit with their own bullshit". Their cognition leans toward intuition, focusing on abstract fan‑culture concepts ("the concept of being a toxic stsg monoshipper must be studied") while also attending to vivid sensory details ("i have the most excruciating stomach pain ever"). They make decisions driven by feeling, repeatedly expressing empathy and emotional distress, e.g., "I fear massively everyday that i’m being stalked" and "i’m so excited for wednesday im gonna go to bjs". Finally, their lifestyle is perceiving, favoring spontaneity and flexibility, illustrated by "the concept of having a random burst of energy at night time to clean my room" and "maybe going to the mall tmrw and watching fnaf movie".

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Anime & JJK fan, gamer, coffee & chocolate lover. Therapy-seeker, creative writer, occasional fujoshi. Once ate a whole pizookie while binge-watching.– @ExcorciseAbsorb

Your signature cocktail
This drink mixes the dark, sweet coffee and chocolate notes to echo the user’s love for BJs brewhouse ‘pizookie’ moments, like when they wrote 'i’m so excited for wednesday im gonna go to bjs and get a big pizookie i’m so excited!'. The bright orange splash mirrors the chaotic, neon energy of Gojo, recalling the tweet 'when gojo came on my screen i peed a little'. The creamy layer adds a comforting texture, reflecting their need for soothing moments amidst anxiety, as they said 'Therapist said i’m super super empathetic, meaning now i need to let people sit with their own bullshit'. A sprinkle of Cheetos dust tops it off, a nod to the proud declaration 'Cheeto puffs is Gods greatest creation'. Altogether the cocktail captures the 'toxic stsg monoshipper' vibe they proudly own, 'the concept of being a toxic stsg monoshipper (me)'.

Your Hogwarts House
Evidences of Slytherin traits appear throughout their tweets. They frequently discuss using multiple accounts to increase their influence, e.g., "the concept of having 3 twt accounts" and "the amount of twt accs i have must be studied", indicating resourcefulness and ambition. Their self‑focused obsession with being the sole "toxic stsg monoshipper" ("the concept of being a toxic stsg monoshipper (me)") shows a desire to dominate a fandom niche. They also exhibit a pragmatic, self‑preserving attitude: "blocking isn’t enough i need to kill" and "Therapist said i’m super super empathetic, meaning now i need to let people sit with their own bullshit if they don’t listen to me", which aligns with Slytherin’s cunning and self‑interest.

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The user’s self‑identification as a "toxic stsg monoshipper" mirrors the song’s theme of a poisonous, addictive love. Their tweet "the concept of being a toxic stsg monoshipper (me)" directly echoes the chorus "You’re toxic, I’m addicted to you". They also state "IDGAF mindset will save you", reflecting the defiant tone of the lyric "I’m a victim of a love that kills me". Repeated references to feeling sick from their obsession, such as "my satosugu shelf the greed is becoming sickening", align with the line "I’m a victim of a love that kills me". The overall chaotic, self‑aware, and toxic vibe fits Britney’s "Toxic".

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