Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares mental health struggles and medication impact in “Bipolar bozukluğum varmış haplar daha da kötü etkilemeye başladı..”.
- Hardworking student: Talks about studying and grades, like “30 sayfa not çıkardım vizeler için hala yetersiz geliyor” and frustration over a 2.19 GPA blocking Erasmus in “Ortalama 2.19 olduğu için erasmus işi yattı”.
- Family-oriented: Frequently mentions parents with affection, such as missing his mother’s voice in “4 gündür annenin sesini duyamıyoruz kahroluyorum” and celebrating with his family in “Öğretmenlik kazandığımda ailemle yaşadığım sevinç.”.
- Ambitious teacher: Has a long-term dream of teaching, shown in “Çocukluktan beri hayalini kurduğumuz öğretmenliği sonunda kazandık” and pride in studying English teaching at Selçuk in “Selçuk üni ing öğretmenliği”.
- Loyal friend/fan: Shows strong loyalty to his club and people he cares about, defending his team and coach in tweets like “Mesela bu orospu çocuğu 20 senedir ucl gidemiyor... Okan hocam tez zamanda ya oyun mantaliteni düzelt ya da git.” and getting emotional about friends and exes in “Gece kapına geleceğim 11.30 civarı camda ol yüzünü göreyim son kez”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward others, e.g. “Twitter bu ara çok aptal orospu cocugu kaynıyor” and “Hepsinin anasını skeyim”.
- Impulsive anger: Strong emotional outbursts over sports and school, as in “Okan buruk yüzünden sigaraya başladık” and raging at players in “Abdülkerim topçu değilsin sen amk ya”.
- Negative self-talk: Talks about wanting to die after a social mistake in “ALLAH KAHRETSİN BÖLÜM GRUBUNA YANLISLIKLA BU FOTOYU ATTIM ÖLMEK İSTİYORUM” and expresses intense distress about grades and situations in “Ulan kafayı yicem 90 aldık yine kaldık snanın amk”.
- Romantic fixation: Shows difficulty letting go of romantic interests, like waiting at a girl’s window in “Gece kapına geleceğim 11.30 civarı camda ol yüzünü göreyim son kez” and obsessively revisiting in “Işıkları yanmazdı bu saatte yanıyordu demin tekrar gittim yanmıyordu... seni seviyorum.”.
- Risky coping: Turns to alcohol and cigarettes in response to stress, as seen in “3 bira 1 tekila 1 şarap içip parkta sızma işi gelmiş” and linking smoking to football stress in “Okan buruk yüzünden sigaraya başladık”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: impulsive, emotional, foul-mouthed, but ultimately driven by strong feelings and loyalty. Like Bart, they constantly swing between joking bravado and real vulnerability, ranting about football and school with lines like “Okan buruk yüzünden sigaraya başladık” and “Ulan kafayı yicem 90 aldık yine kaldık snanın amk”. Their chaotic, sometimes self-destructive energy also fits Bart: drinking and passing out in parks “3 bira 1 tekila 1 şarap içip parkta sızma işi gelmiş” and explosive insults like “Parma ananı sikeyim”. At the same time, there’s a softer, more sentimental side under the noise, shown in tweets about family and missing home such as “Anne yemeklerini çok özledim” and the childhood dream of teaching in “Çocukluktan beri hayalini kurduğumuz öğretmenliği sonunda kazandık”. Even their dramatic romantic gestures, like “Gece kapına geleceğim 11.30 civarı camda ol yüzünü göreyim son kez”, echo Bart’s tendency to overdo things emotionally while still masking it with attitude. Overall, the mix of rebellion, crude humor, sports obsession, and hidden sentimentality makes Bart the strongest fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They appear more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly tweet about being with friends, football crowds, and social chaos, e.g. celebrating university and team moments like “BURSA'YA GELDİM LAAAANNN” and sharing halı saha and uni team experiences such as “Yarın halı sahaya gidiyoruz amk LETS GOOOO” and “Üninin takımına girdik”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): concrete daily life details dominate—grades, specific scores, places, games, and physical states—like “Ortalama 2.19 olduğu için erasmus işi yattı”, “Konya'daki ulaşım kadar kötü bir şey olamaz ya.”, and vivid football references like “Atletico maçı Rams Park”. They lean Feeling (F) over Thinking, despite the heavy swearing: decisions and reactions are driven by emotions, attachment, and hurt—romantic pain in “Işıkları yanmazdı bu saatte yanıyordu demin tekrar gittim yanmıyordu öyle kafayı kırdık aq neyse hayatının geri kalanında başarılar dilerim benim için her zaman imkansız kalacaksın seni seviyorum.” and vulnerability about mental health in “Bipolar bozukluğum varmış haplar daha da kötü etkilemeye başladı..”. They seem Perceiving (P) rather than structured J: their life looks spontaneous, reactive, and somewhat chaotic—drinking and collapsing in a park in “3 bira 1 tekila 1 şarap içip parkta sızma işi gelmiş”, last‑minute emotional gestures like “Gece kapına geleceğim 11.30 civarı camda ol yüzünü göreyim son kez”, and frustration with planning/grades such as “Ulan kafayı yicem 90 aldık yine kaldık snanın amk”. Putting these together—outward, social energy (E), concrete and sensory focus (S), emotionally charged reactions (F), and spontaneous, go‑with‑the‑moment lifestyle (P)—they best match ESFP, the energetic, emotionally expressive, in‑the‑moment type.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’ve got bipolar disorder and Konya traffic against you, and you’re STILL waking up at 5 a.m. for 8 a.m. classes and English teaching… Ale, if you can survive that combo, I’m pretty sure you can handle going for a late-night walk with me instead of sızmak in the park after 3 beers, 1 tequila and 1 wine.
- You missed Erasmus because of that 2.19 GPA, but you’ve already got TOEFL and IELTS in the bag and ‘Selçuk İngilizce Öğretmenliği’ on the profile… how about we do our own private Erasmus: one-way ticket from Konya to ‘your window at 23.40 45’, I bring coffee and my best speaking skills?
- You said, ‘Hayat karmaşası içinde basit duygular yaşamayı özledim’—I volunteer as tribute for simple feelings: no drama, just Konyaspor maçı, etli ekmek, and me holding your hand when Okan Buruk makes you want to start smoking again.
- You once stood under someone’s window at 23.40, lights on–off, saying they’ll always be impossible for you… plot twist: I’m not impossible. Tell me ‘KONYADAYIM’ and I’ll be the one waiting at the window this time, no ghosting, just ‘Mayıs’ta görüşürüz’ turning into ‘yarın yine görüşürüz’.
- You: ‘Çocukluktan beri hayalini kurduğumuz öğretmenliği sonunda kazandık.’ Me: still waiting for my favorite English teacher to give me a pop quiz—first question: ‘Translate this sentence into Turkish: I think Ale is hotter than Bursa in July and cooler than Efes in winter şort weather.’
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
English teaching student in Konya. Football, Göksel, and night buses. Once sent the wrong pic to the class group chat—still showed up to the next lecture.– @exyalvartan666
Your signature cocktail
Per Aspera Konya Storm
This cocktail starts with a rakı base and a splash of tequila for the chaotic nights of “3 bira 1 tekila 1 şarap içip parkta sızma işi gelmiş” and the general ‘amanakoyim’ energy that runs through the timeline. Sour cherry liqueur brings a dark fruit sweetness for the romantic, obsessive side of “Gece kapına geleceğim 11.30 civarı camda ol yüzünü göreyim son kez” and “miss'u”. Tonic water with a pinch of sea salt is the everyday student grind of Konya dorm life, from “Her sabah 5 de uyanıyoruz sırf 8 dersine yetişmek için” to “Konya'daki ulaşım kadar kötü bir şey olamaz ya.”. A dash of bitters represents both the bipolar swings of “Bipolar bozukluğum varmış haplar daha da kötü etkilemeye başladı..” and the football rage of “Okan buruk yüzünden sigaraya başladık”. Finally, the burned lemon peel and coffee bean garnish nods to burning bridges and long nights of studying after “30 sayfa not çıkardım vizeler için hala yetersiz geliyor” and to the stubborn hope of “Çocukluktan beri hayalini kurduğumuz öğretmenliği sonunda kazandık” and the bio’s per aspera ad astra.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ale shows a classic Gryffindor mix of emotional impulsiveness, strong convictions, and willingness to charge into situations head‑first. They take public, morally loaded stances in a very direct way, for example calling out others with lines like “Bu vatan uğruna kan döken şehitlerimiz için de keşke böyle ince davranışlarda bulunsanız.”, which suggests a bold sense of justice and patriotism. Their reactions to football and life are fiery and confrontational, full of swearing and open challenge, such as “Liveyi biz yendik bu orospu çocuklarından ses çıkıyor biz live konuşmayı bırakalı çok oldu orospu evlatları” and “Mesela bu orospu çocuğu 20 senedir ucl gidemiyor ... Okan hocam tez zamanda ya oyun mantaliteni düzelt ya da git.”, showing a fearless readiness to say what others might hold back. They’re also willing to put themselves into intense, vulnerable situations for love and closure, like “Gece kapına geleceğim 11.30 civarı camda ol yüzünü göreyim son kez” and the dramatic goodbye in “Işıkları yanmazdı bu saatte yanıyordu demin tekrar gittim yanmıyordu ... benim için her zaman imkansız kalacaksın seni seviyorum.”. Even when struggling with mental health, they confront it bluntly and publicly in “Bipolar bozukluğum varmış haplar daha da kötü etkilemeye başladı..”, which reflects courage in facing and naming their pain instead of hiding it. While they have some Hufflepuff loyalty (e.g., loving family and team) and Ravenclaw academic strength (“Geçenki YDS 85 TOEFL 7.5 ama yks yarram gibi geçti işte”), the dominant traits are fiery temperament, bold emotional gestures, and outspoken defense of what they care about—hallmarks of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
A song that fits Ale well is Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, with its themes of loneliness, inner struggle, and carrying on despite feeling worn down. They openly mention their mental health with “Bipolar bozukluğum varmış haplar daha da kötü etkilemeye başladı..”, echoing the song’s sense of walking alone with a heavy mind. Their tweets often mix hope and disappointment, like “Ortalama 2.19 olduğu için erasmus işi yattı” and “100 tane dileğim var bri tanesi tutsa dünyanın en mutlu insanı olurum”, which match the song’s bittersweet resilience. Even in joyful or chaotic moments — new university life, football, travel — there’s an undercurrent of feeling lost, as seen in “Hayat karmaşası içinde basit duygular yaşamayı özledim”. This blend of emotional turbulence, nostalgia, and trying to push forward captures the core mood of Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 15 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
