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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly pushing boundaries with dark, juvenile humor. Like Bart, they lean into shock value and absurdity, making over-the-top, outrageous jokes such as “I JUST REALIZED POOP COMES FROM EATING FOOD??” and repeated bits about bodily functions like “'Bodily functions can't have rapey sounds' Pooping ASF:”. Their relentless clowning on Melanie Martinez with surreal, antagonistic set-ups—e.g. “'become Peppa pig and start singing stronger if Felonie Fartinez is a rapist' Me asf:” and “'Turn into meg griffin and pull some random pool cues and fall in a hole and start singing bad romance by lady gaga to end Felonie Rapetinez' Me as asf:”—mirrors Bart’s prankster energy and his love of escalating a bit way past normal limits. At the same time, there’s a sharp, opinionated side beneath the jokes, shown when they push back on misinformation about Islam in “Ignorance is making people dumber and more embarrassing every day Dogs are NOT disrespectful in Islam...”, similar to how Bart occasionally reveals unexpected depth or moral conviction. Overall, their timeline reads like Bart with a Twitter account: endlessly memeing, a little gross, politically and socially aware, and always looking for the next line to cross for a laugh.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is loud, performative, and heavily oriented around public in-jokes and reaction memes, e.g. the absurd Ellen bit in “me on Ellen: Ellen: so I heard you like ending Smellanie Fartinez Me: yeah I do Hears Felonie ending sounds behind the curtain Me: omg Ellen you didn't” and the dramatic meltdown in “😭😭😭… Melanie Martinez is a rapist😭😭😭”. They lean strongly Intuitive (N): most posts are surreal, hypothetical scenarios and wordplay rather than real-life details, like “'Turn into a random nerdy girl with glasses and start singing a telephone by lady gaga duet with another random girl in the bathroom to end Felonie Rapetinez' Me as asf:” and “'What goes around comes back around now means Felonie Rapetinez is a rapist' Me asf:”. Their tone suggests Feeling (F) over Thinking: they are value-driven, emotionally expressive, and moralistic about topics like Palestine/Sudan/Congo in the bio and calling out misinformation in “Ignorance is making people dumber and more embarrassing every day Dogs are NOT disrespectful in Islam…”, and they focus on calling someone a rapist with intense emotional framing rather than laying out logical arguments in many tweets like “It's crazy how you listen to an artist most of your life and they turn out to be a rapist”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their feed is chaotic, impulsive, and full of stream-of-consciousness jokes about bodily functions or random realizations, such as “I JUST REALIZED POOP COMES FROM EATING FOOD??” and “I just ate some plain cheese cuz there's no food and I'm feeling so this bro”, showing spontaneity rather than structured planning or orderly content. Overall, the playful absurdity, emotional intensity, and improvisational style fit ENFP best.

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Amy | Arab, chronically online, part-time element Ho enthusiast. Once realized poop comes from food and hasn’t known peace since. Free Palestine.– @eyeamkirk

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Spiced dark rum stands in for their chaotic, slightly unhinged shtwt humor and constant dragging, like when they spam variations of “Felonie Rapetinez is a rapist” in posts such as “😭😭😭... Melanie Martinez is a rapist😭😭😭” and “It's crazy how you listen to an artist most of your life and they turn out to be a rapist”. Pomegranate juice nods to the “I'm an arab clocker wbk” vibe and their Free 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 bio, giving the drink a deep, dramatic red that matches their political edge and emotional intensity. Sparkling lemonade captures their manic, unserious side, like “I JUST REALIZED POOP COMES FROM EATING FOOD??” and the unhinged Ellen bit in “me on Ellen: Ellen: so I heard you like ending Smellanie Fartinez…”, adding brightness and a little silliness. A dash of chili tincture represents the sharp sting of their callouts and hot takes, especially when they correct misinformation in “Ignorance is making people dumber and more embarrassing every day… Dogs are NOT disrespectful in Islam…”. Finally, a cotton candy garnish dissolves dramatically when the drink is poured over it, echoing the absurd, meme-heavy visual humor of tweets like “WHEN IM IN PUBLIC AND MY FEED RANDOMLY FLASHES ME???” and their overall theatrical, over-the-top energy.

Your Hogwarts House
Across their timeline, Amy shows a sharp, ruthless kind of wit and a willingness to go hard against targets she dislikes, especially in the extended "Felonie Rapetinez/Melanie Martinez is a rapist" bit, e.g. “😭😭😭… Melanie Martinez is a rapist😭😭😭” and “It's crazy how you listen to an artist most of your life and they turn out to be a rapist”. The constant rephrasing of the same accusation into increasingly elaborate, surreal memes like “'Eat this rock wall for unlimited Felonie Rapetinez ending powers' Me asf:” and “'Turn into a random pink grandma and start singing bitch I'm Madonna if Felonie Rapetinez is a rapist' Me asf:” shows creative resourcefulness and a strategic commitment to a bit. Their bio, “shtwt and israelis dni,” and political stance like “Ignorance is making people dumber... Dogs are NOT disrespectful in Islam...” indicate a clear in‑group/out‑group mentality and strong boundary‑setting, both very Slytherin-coded. Even in humor, there is a sharp edge and willingness to be provocative—see “You ate your boyfriend's shit?” and “I JUST REALIZED POOP COMES FROM EATING FOOD??”—suggesting comfort with shock value and social risk to get a reaction. While there is wit and creativity that could point to Ravenclaw, the dominant traits are boundary-drawing, relentless targeting, and tactical, memetic attack—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the more purely intellectual Ravenclaw or the more soft-hearted Hufflepuff.

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The song Fuck You by Lily Allen fits them because it combines a cute, playful sound with very direct, unapologetic insults and political anger, which mirrors their mix of unhinged humor and sharp calling-out. They relentlessly drag Melanie Martinez with surreal, jokey rage, like “😭😭😭…Melanie Martinez is a rapist😭😭😭” and “It's crazy how you listen to an artist most of your life and they turn out to be a rapist”, similar to the song’s cheerful but venomous takedown energy. Their bio, “Free 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩” and the tweet correcting misinformation about Islam and dogs, “Ignorance is making people dumber… Dogs are NOT disrespectful in Islam”, echoes the song’s anti-bigotry stance. At the same time, their chaotic, meme-heavy posting like “I JUST REALIZED POOP COMES FROM EATING FOOD??” and constant absurd scenarios gives off the same bright, unserious tone that masks a very clear, aggressive message—just like Lily Allen’s sarcastic pop delivery over harsh lyrics.

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