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Your Simpsons character
The user's constant anger, self‑destructive jokes and teenage rebellion strongly echo Bart Simpson’s attitude. Tweets like life update: i wanna die and I fucking hate everyone in my class (except for 3 ppl) show a hopeless, hostile outlook typical of Bart’s school‑day angst. The desire to cause chaos appears in The masculine urge to go out in a murdering spree in your class section and I want to wield a stop sign, mirroring Bart’s catch‑phrase Eat my shorts! and love of mischief. Their frequent self‑deprecation All of my classmates last year had a huge fucking glow up and I'm still here being ugly and short as fuck matches Bart’s insecurity about being a troublemaking kid. Overall the mix of profanity, reckless fantasies and teenage frustration makes Bart Simpson the closest Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user primarily shares personal feelings and self‑directed venting, e.g., 'I just honestly feel sad on why im just so ugly as fuck…', indicating Introversion. Their posts focus on concrete, sensory details such as 'I want to wield a stop sign' and 'I eat sticks 👍', which points to Sensing. Emotional language dominates, with statements like 'I hate everyone in my class (except for 3 ppl)' and 'I'm a short unattractive incel holy fuck', showing a Feeling preference. The stream of spontaneous, unstructured updates—'I did 50 fucking squats yesterday…', 'I'm more used to traditional art…'—reflects a Perceiving style. Together these traits align best with the ISFP type.

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Filipino student, gamer, digital art hobbyist 🎮🖌️ | osu!mania fan, Roblox explorer, cat lover | Forever chasing a glow-up, one meme at a time.– @eyy_lmao_

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The Sinkhole of Sins blends tamarind rum to honor the user’s Filipino flag 🇵🇭 and the "Neighbor’s Sink" bio, while the Szechuan pepper vodka adds the volatile heat found in tweets like "I love attacking my gay classmates on social media" and "I’m a short unattractive incel". Charcoal black syrup gives the drink a dark, brooding look that mirrors the self‑destructive vibe of "I love lean" and "I want to wield a stop sign". A splash of energy drink nods to the hyper‑active, chaotic online presence evident in "Why the fuck are Dream stans…" and "I’m more used to traditional art". Finally, coconut cream adds a thin sweet veneer, hinting at moments of fleeting normalcy such as "I just pet a random cat on the street" while masking the underlying turmoil.

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The user's frequent expressions of self‑interest, desire for financial gain, and willingness to manipulate situations point toward Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness, as seen in tweets like "I want to sell NFTs because my family is not really financially stable" and "I want to sell NFTs that aren't like, fucking weird ass monkeys". Their aggressive and often hostile language, such as "I love attacking my gay classmates on social media" and "The masculine urge to go out in a murdering spree in your class section", reflects the darker, self‑preserving side often associated with Slytherins. The user's drive for recognition, evident in boasting about being a "5 digit on osu!mania" and seeking status in online communities, aligns with Slytherin's ambition for personal achievement. While they occasionally ask about learning digital art ("How the fuck do I do digital art"), the overall tone focuses on personal gain and survival rather than intellectual pursuit, making Ravenclaw less fitting. Overall, the combination of ambition for wealth, self‑preservation, and a willingness to act without regard for others best matches the traits of Slytherin.

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Many of the user’s tweets reveal deep self‑despair and suicidal thoughts, such as “life update: i wanna die” and “I’m a short unattractive incel holy fuck”. They also speak about self‑harm and drug use – “I love lean and so should you” – indicating a feeling of being broken. The lyric of “Hurt” – “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel” – directly mirrors this self‑inflicted pain and the search for any remaining feeling. Their constant sense of alienation, e.g., “I hate everyone in my class (except for 3 ppl)” and “I think my neighbours hate me”, matches the song’s theme of isolation and regret. Overall, “Hurt” captures the user’s mixture of self‑destruction, loneliness, and yearning for relief.

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