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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson: creative, smart, anxious about doing well, and deeply earnest beneath the jokes. Like Lisa obsessing over her achievements and self‑worth, Ezekiel constantly tracks milestones and improvement, celebrating growth while staying a little self‑critical, as seen in posts like “This year has been insane 🥹😭” and “After 5 years in this community, I started doubting if I could ever meet this goal. But here we are. Never give up!! THANK YOU FOR 1K!!! 🎉”. They show Lisa-like care for others’ feelings and mental health, dropping heartfelt encouragement such as “i’ve been through alot this year. but i’ve come out of it much stronger… i’m putting these messages here in hope that they will reach whoever needs to hear them right now.”. At the same time, they’re a little nerdy and hyperfixated about games and content creation, analyzing mechanics and offering advice like “This past month, I’ve gained over 4,000 subscribers… Here’s my advice if you want to pop off in 2026” and joking about Ranked like “I don't 'VOD Review', I don't 'Aim Train', I QUEUE RANK. And if I lose, I KILL MYSELF.”. Their mix of sincere empathy, ambition, and slightly dramatic, terminally online humor feels much closer to older-teen/young‑adult Lisa than to the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they clearly enjoy interacting with a large online audience, celebrating milestones and inviting engagement, e.g. introducing themself to new followers in “I’m Ezekiel, Eze (like 'easy!') for short. I’m a silly guy that spends a normal amount of time crashing out at Marvel Rivals. Nice to meet you!” and doing like-based dares such as “40 likes and ill do a voice over”. Their humor and interests show a strong Intuitive bent: they constantly play with concepts, fandoms, and exaggerated scenarios like “by age 27, you should have: • a cape with a hood • dracula owes you money • ... • THE MOON”, and riff on character ideas and meta (e.g. speculative Galacta/Luna posts) rather than sticking to concrete facts. They come across as clearly Feeling-oriented: they express gratitude and emotional reflection often in posts like “ive been through alot this year. but i’ve come out of it much stronger... i’m putting these messages here in hope that they will reach whoever needs to hear them right now.” and are candid about being hurt by accusations in “dont do this shi guys. i can’t lie, this hurt... boiling all my hard work down to 'stealing' really sucks.”. Finally, they skew Perceiving more than Judging despite posting schedules: they joke about chaotic habits and last‑minute changes like “i don’t 'VOD Review', I don’t 'Aim Train', I QUEUE RANK. And if I lose, I KILL MYSELF.” and often react spontaneously to new game updates, anime, or sudden content ideas rather than presenting a tightly controlled, highly structured persona. Taken together—outward engagement, conceptual humor, emotionally expressive posts, and flexible day‑to‑day behavior—ENFP fits them best.

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Marvel Rivals gremlin & recovering rank addict. Once missed record on a perfect take. VTuber | he/they | teaching, trolling, and tournament coping.– @EzekielAethalus

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail channels Ezekiel’s dramatic vampire vtuber energy from their bio, a mix of sweet charm and a little chaos, with a dark cherry bourbon base standing in for the immortal, theatrical side of a “Vampire and sorcerer, mage, witch, whatever you mortals want to call it #vtuber”. The red energy drink reduction mirrors the cracked-ranked-grinder brainrot of “I don't 'VOD Review', I don't 'Aim Train', I QUEUE RANK. And if I lose, I KILL MYSELF.”, giving it a jittery, competitive kick. Pomegranate and lime add a juicy, playful tang that matches their chaotic love for Marvel Rivals and Deadpool, like “I'm in a relationship with Marvel Rivals.” and “instalocking strategist deadpool every game while the duelists scream and cry”. The smoked salt and chili sugar rim represents the salty-but-funny way they handle hate and bad takes, as when they respond to accusations of “stealing” or greed with nuance and bite in “dont do this shi guys. i can’t lie, this hurt.” and “yall just greedy”. Finally, the shimmer swirling through the drink evokes the glow-up arc of a creator who keeps smashing milestones like “10 to 15k in under a month. absolutely nuts.” and “This year has been insane 🥹😭”, turning every sip into a tiny celebration of their rise from "guy who misses tournaments" to Rivals partner and community pillar.

Your Hogwarts House
Ezekiel is heavily driven by ambition and clear career goals, a hallmark of Slytherin. They repeatedly celebrate rapid growth and high performance metrics, like hitting 10K subs, 4K on the "clock app," 2K on Twitch, and top-200 ranks in Marvel Rivals, proudly listing these milestones in “2025 accomplishments: 🩸10K SUBS!! … ETERNITY 2x in rivals! touched top 200 2x too! 🩸 100K AVERAGE VIEWS on yt, plus 6.5 MIL VIEWS”. Their focus on strategy and optimization is also evident when they share content advice and analytics, such as “This past month, I’ve gained over 4,000 subscribers… Here’s my advice if you want to pop off in 2026”, which shows a calculated, results-oriented mindset. They’re competitive and unapologetic about min-maxing and abusing strong options in games, as seen in “instalocking strategist deadpool every game while the duelists scream and cry that im not using him right and wasting his potential” and “10% dmg boost to Luna with her new ability... DPS LUNA NATION WE ARE THRIVING”. Even their playful, slightly villainous framing—calling themselves a vampire/sorcerer and joking about locking chat in a basement in “what does it say about me if my chat is roleplaying cannibalizing eachother to make their own Arby’s food bc they are locked in my basement”—fits Slytherin’s dramatic, self-aware edge. While they clearly care about their community and work hard (Hufflepuff traits), the dominant throughline is ambitious, metrics-focused growth and a cunning, competitive persona, aligning them most strongly with Slytherin.

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Their whole vibe blends dramatic emo energy, heartfelt community focus, and a bit of theatrical darkness, which fits My Chemical Romance’s Welcome to the Black Parade perfectly. They play up a vampiric, melodramatic persona in their bio as a “Vampire and sorcerer, mage, witch, whatever you mortals want to call it #vtuber ☩ he/they ☩,” and lean into over-the-top lines like “I don't 'VOD Review', I don't 'Aim Train', I QUEUE RANK. And if I lose, I KILL MYSELF.”, matching the song’s flair for tragic exaggeration. At the same time, they’re deeply sincere and grateful about their journey and ‘found family’ online, writing “This year has been unbelievable. in just a few months, we've managed to accomplish so much. I’m so grateful for you all.” and “it feels like every time i blink, we hit a new goal… THANK YOU FOR 3K ON THE CLOCK AND 7K ON YOUR TUBE!!”, which echoes the song’s themes of carrying on and growing stronger through hardship. They also openly reflect on struggle and resilience, like “ive been through alot this year. but i’ve come out of it much stronger… i’m putting these messages here in hope that they will reach whoever needs to hear them right now.”, mirroring the song’s narrative of pain turning into defiant hope. Overall, the mix of goth-y theatrics, queer alt-gamer identity, and emotional encouragement they give their community feels perfectly embodied by Welcome to the Black Parade.

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