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The user’s rebellious, profanity‑filled language (e.g., "FUCK YOU! Have a bad year." and "hey @grok which one of my followers is the gayest?") mirrors Bart’s defiant catchphrases like "Eat my shorts!". Their teenage‑style angst and disregard for authority, such as demanding a driver’s licence despite not finishing courses ("i feel like even though i havent finished my driving courses, i'm already a much safer driver than my father lol give me my fucking license already"), is classic Bart behavior. The dramatic, self‑destructive jokes about suicide ("should i kill myself" and "the day will come when i say 'i'm ending it all' and i actually end it all") echo Bart’s exaggerated outbursts for attention. Their constant bragging about gaming scores and memes ("HOLY OSU CURSOR" and "my osu supp expired :(") reflects Bart’s love of competition and mischief. Overall, the combination of sarcasm, provocation, and youthful insecurity aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently posts self‑focused, introspective messages like "i feel like even though i havent finished my driving courses, i'm already a much safer driver than my father lol give me my fucking license already", indicating introversion. Their tweets often dwell on abstract ideas and future possibilities, e.g., "you have it better than most people in the world and you are privileged, right? …right?", showing a preference for intuition. The emotional tone dominates, with statements such as "the day will come when i say 'i'm ending it all' and i actually end it all" and "i give up", reflecting a feeling orientation. Their approach appears flexible and spontaneous, mentioning loose goals ("i have a goal for the last 4.5 months of my education…") and whimsical plans like "goals for 2025: die", suggesting a perceiving style. Together these traits point to an INFP personality.

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Polish gamer & osu! mapper (19) 🎮 | Beat a 10k‑play map on first try | Streaming, memes & occasional existential musings– @ezgiosu

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The Wzrdtwt Killer Beat mixes the sharp bite of Polish Żubrówka with the dark depth of coffee liqueur, echoing ezgi’s pride in being Polish (proud to be polish 🦅🇵🇱) and their frequent dark humor (the day will come when i say 'i'm ending it all' and i actually end it all). A splash of fresh lemon juice adds a sour punch that mirrors their frustration with osu! (the worst map you know just hit 10k playcount) and the sting of losing a high‑score map (i just lost a completely normal 5* map against a regular 88k player). Finally, a top‑off of Red Bull fuels the high‑energy gamer vibe that runs through their timeline (#wzrdtwt, goals for 2025: die). The combination is bitter, vibrant, and a little chaotic – just like ezgi’s tweet stream.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses ambitious goals and a competitive drive, such as 'first hr pass in the world wtf @ASecretBox step up your game bro' and 'i have a goal for the last 4.5 months of my education'. They also focus on personal achievement and ranking, posting high‑score updates like 'score of the tournament btw' and noting that 'the worst map you know just hit 10k playcount'. Their tone often embraces a darker, self‑serving outlook, with statements like 'goals for 2025: die' and 'im killing myself congrats though'. Slytherins are known for ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to pursue personal success even at the cost of others, traits that align with the user's focus on beating opponents and unapologetic self‑expression. For these reasons, the pattern of ambition, competitive obsession, and a somewhat cunning, self‑centered voice points to Slytherin as the most fitting Hogwarts house.

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The user’s timeline is filled with self‑destructive thoughts and hopelessness, such as "should i kill myself" and "the day will come when i say 'i'm ending it all' and i actually end it all". This mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel" from the song "Hurt". Their self‑deprecating comment "i do not like the way i look but some people just make me go 'ew' at first sight" echoes the song’s sense of self‑loathing. Repeated mentions of "goals for 2025: die" and "i give up" reinforce the theme of fatalistic resignation that the song conveys. The mixture of occasional triumphs in osu! (e.g., "first hr pass in the world wtf") with the overarching despair reflects the song’s contrast between pain and a yearning for release.

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