Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They openly notice and acknowledge their own quirks and flaws, like joking about being bad at pool while still reflecting on it and its associations with Hualian in “last night i discovered that not only do i absolutely suck at pool...”.
- Passionate: They show intense dedication to their music interests, tracking listens, hoping for remakes, and worrying about releases, as in “if only the number included my listenings to their earlier songs...” and “hoping they release the new album soon because i don't know how much longer i can keep living off those few clips...”.
- Humorous: They use deadpan and self-deprecating humor about themselves and fandom, like “and my school just uploaded all the class pictures... i look surprisingly angry and also chopped as fuck” and “spotify was so greedy... just to put a limit on everything”.
- Caring: They express genuine concern for others' wellbeing, for example “i'm getting more and more worried, i sincerely hope he is okay :(”, and show happiness for others even when they themselves miss out in “i'm happy for everyone who's gonna be able to go, have fun guys !!”.
- Reflective: They frequently think about their experiences and tastes, such as reevaluating a band after dismissing them for superficial reasons in “for the longest time all i knew about Rengeki was that Nimo has nice muscles... and holy shit i was missing out”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: They describe themselves harshly, calling their own looks “chopped as fuck” in “i look surprisingly angry and also chopped as fuck” and worrying about social acceptability of their music taste in “i'm freaking out because idk what i could possibly say that's at least somewhat socially acceptable”.
- Anxious: They show repeated worry about health and others, such as “is it normal if i got sick in august and still haven't recovered or am i cooked” and “i'm getting more and more worried, i sincerely hope he is okay :(”.
- Pessimistic: They often expect negative outcomes, like “was hoping that i'd finally get to see them live this time, heartbroken but not surprised the slightest </3” and framing events as “to keep my sanity i think i'll just pretend the festival is not real” in this tweet.
- Insecure: They downplay their body and attractiveness, for instance “i'm flat as fuck, and for about another half a year i'm still a minor” and worrying about looking “angry” and “chopped” in their class picture tweet.
- Overattached: Their mood and sleep seem highly tied to bands and idols, as seen in “fuck maybe the reason i'm having trouble falling asleep... is because DAMNED members don't know me” and intense emotional reactions to releases and tours like “to keep my sanity i think i'll just pretend the festival is not real”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, a bit anxious, hyper-fixated on their interests, and quietly sharp about the world around them. Their slightly existential bio, “the inhumanity of being human,” and health worry in “is it normal if i got sick in august and still haven't recovered or am i cooked” echo Lisa’s tendency to overthink and spiral. Like Lisa with jazz and obscure literature, this user dives deep into niche music scenes, e.g. evangelizing bands in “everyone in need of more vkei bands with women, listen to Hadichi NOW 🫵” and analyzing remakes in “this whole situation is reminding me a little of when people thought they were having a big brain moment for 'figuring out' that PSLM was gonna be a Satan Eats Me remake”. Their self-aware humor about social situations and being "cooked"—like worrying about picking a socially acceptable song in “i'm freaking out because idk what i could possibly say that's at least somewhat socially acceptable”—fits Lisa’s mix of intelligence and social awkwardness. Even their nerdy pride in quoting Malice Mizer in an English essay in “how much aura did i gain (or lose) from quoting malice mizer in my english essay?” feels very much like Lisa flexing her esoteric tastes in a school assignment.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about niche interests, internal feelings, and online life rather than active socializing, e.g. stressing over what song would be "socially acceptable" to submit for a party game in “i'm freaking out because idk what i could possibly say that's at least somewhat socially acceptable” and joking that sleep problems are because "DAMNED members don't know me" in “fuck maybe the reason i'm having trouble falling asleep... is because DAMNED members don't know me”, which shows a fantasy-oriented inner world. They appear Intuitive: they’re drawn to symbolism, narrative, and abstract connections more than concrete details, like linking pool to Hualian years later in “it still reminds me of hualian even though it's been years”, calling a picture “so powerful we all crode” in “pic so powerful we all crode”, and obsessing over band lore, aesthetics, and metaphors such as “my mom said the pslm album cover looks like jesus, like yeah that's the whole point”. Their tone suggests Feeling: they frequently foreground emotions and personal attachment over detached analysis, like worrying about someone in “i'm getting more and more worried, i sincerely hope he is okay :(”, feeling “heartbroken but not surprised” over missing a live in “was hoping that i'd finally get to see them live this time, heartbroken but not surprised the slightest </3”, and framing music and characters in very affective terms such as “praying they don't kill her off please take me instead” in “praying they don't kill her off please take me instead or something”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: they often describe themselves as disorganized or going with the flow, like being broke while eyeing merch in “staring at the merch knowing my broke ass is not gonna buy anything”, struggling with sleep and health without a clear plan in “is it normal if i got sick in august and still haven't recovered or am i cooked”, and trying DIY despite “zero artistic talent” in a spontaneous way in “trying to diy when you have zero artistic talent or skill is not for the weak”. Overall, a private, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured style strongly matches INFP: an introspective fan deeply invested in meaning, aesthetics, and feelings, with a flexible, slightly chaotic approach to life and plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘the inhumanity of being human,’ but honestly, the most inhuman thing about you is how you survived Spotify nerfing non‑premium, Airbuds ignoring your SoundCloud listens, AND still managed almost 20k mme streams. If you can commit to a band like that, maybe you could commit to a date with me too.
- You were stressed about picking a ‘socially acceptable’ favorite song for that party—how about we skip acceptable and go full vkei menace: I’ll show up in lace tights, you show up with your ms. isohp romatem pronunciation attempts, and we traumatize the aux cord together.
- You’ve been worrying about being sick since August, waking up at night, and even finding a grey hair; statistically speaking, the only reasonable cure is someone to rant about JILUKA’s unannounced drops and Hadichi with at 3 a.m. I volunteer as emotional support bandman enjoyer.
- You joked that DAMNED members not knowing you might be why you can’t sleep—plot twist: maybe it’s because some stranger on the internet is falling for the person who suggested ‘kubiwa kyouiku no susume’ as their mom’s alarm and celebrates two years of vkei like an anniversary.
- You said you suck at pool and that it still reminds you of Hualian; I can’t fix your aim, but if you ever want to rewire that association, I’m available to stand awkwardly by the pool table, miss every shot with you, and become your new emotionally devastating pool memory.
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Vkei enthusiast, MME evangelist & chronic overthinker. Suggested my mom use a Malice Mizer song as her alarm and she still hasn’t forgiven me.– @ezustcica
Your signature cocktail
Purple Kyuho Insomniac
Plum pálinka stands in for their Hungarian heart and chaotic fan energy, manifesting tours in Budapest and naming members in Hungarian, as in “hungarian mme 🇭🇺 Kyuho – Károly Juho – Janó…”. Blackcurrant liqueur gives the drink its moody, purple Kyuho hue, echoing their amazed capslock at “WDYM PURPLE KYUHO” and their overall dramatic stan tone. The espresso shot channels their restless nights and joke that their insomnia is caused by band guys not knowing they exist in “fuck maybe the reason i'm having trouble falling asleep and keep waking up at night lately is because DAMNED members don't know me 🤔”. Tonic water with lavender bitters adds a slightly bitter, dreamy fizz for their melancholic but playful vibe, matching the bio “the inhumanity of being human” and their tendency to cope with frustration through humor, like “staring at the merch knowing my broke ass is not gonna buy anything”. The smoked salt rim represents the faintly self-deprecating edge to their jokes about aging and stress, such as “just found a grey hair, this is gonna be me soon i fear 💀”, making the cocktail strong, slightly bitter-sweet, and stylishly experimental—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a distinctly analytical, hyper-specific way of engaging with niche interests that fits Ravenclaw best. They obsessively break down and compare music details, like when they note that “Juho's backing vocals kinda remind me of Kengo” and when they speculate about song remakes, admitting that people thought they were having a "big brain moment" about PSLM being a remake while they themselves carefully evaluate whether the current situation is similar or not (“ngl this whole situation is reminding me a little of when people thought they were having a big brain moment for 'figuring out' that PSLM was gonna be a Satan Eats Me remake”). There’s also a quirky, self-aware intellectual humor in tweets like asking how to correctly pronounce a complicated band name (“genuine question, how the fuck does one pronounce ms. isohp romatem correctly?”) and rating their own Malice Mizer quote in an English essay (“how much aura did i gain (or lose) from quoting malice mizer in my english essay?”). They demonstrate a memory for obscure fandom tidbits, such as recalling a TikTok theory about band roles and Andy Warhol (“reminded me of that guy on tiktok ... who claimed that every band has a mommy member and a daddy member and when someone requested him to do mme he called Geon Andy Warhol”), which shows the Ravenclaw trait of cataloguing and reusing strange information. Even their mild existentialism and ironic detachment, like calling a line "diabolical" with dry humor (“diabolical thing to say”), matches the thoughtful, often slightly eccentric Ravenclaw temperament more than the other houses. While there are hints of emotion and loyalty to bands, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity, niche knowledge, and witty analysis, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Au revoir - MALICE MIZER
A song that fits them well is “Au revoir” by MALICE MIZER, with its melancholic elegance and sense of beautiful detachment that matches their bio, “the inhumanity of being human.” Their timeline shows a strong attachment to visual kei aesthetics and specifically Malice Mizer lore, like when they said “missing klaha a little extra today” and joked that their mom thought “the pslm album cover looks like jesus, like yeah that's the whole point 😭”. There’s a bittersweet, nostalgic streak running through their tweets, such as pool still reminding them of Hualian despite the years passing “last night i discovered that not only do i absolutely suck at pool, but also that it still reminds me of hualian even though it's been years” and the way they cope with festivals by pretending they aren’t real “to keep my sanity i think i'll just pretend the festival is not real”. Au revoir is about parting, longing, and carrying unresolved feelings with a kind of theatrical grace, which resonates with their mix of self‑deprecating humor and genuine emotional concern, like when they admit “i'm getting more and more worried, i sincerely hope he is okay :(”. The song’s dramatic, romantic gloom mirrors how they thread humor through anxiety and obsession, whether it’s over bands dropping music unexpectedly “has jiluka made it a habit to drop new music unannounced ?? ” or hoping for specific tour stops “manifesting budapest in fourth mme eu tour preferably next year🤞😔”. Overall, Au revoir captures their aesthetic sensibility, fandom intensity, and the quietly dramatic way they experience attachment and disappointment.
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