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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, impulsive, and often crude behavior most closely resembles Homer Simpson, who is known for his lack of filter and spontaneous outbursts. Their frequent sexual jokes and desire for explicit content, such as 'I want to be pumped in my booty with maximum kinetic efficiency and a slight gravitational pull' and 'lowkey want someone to fuck my ass', echo Homer’s lewd humor and his tendency to chase immediate gratification. The erratic posting style, jumping from video‑game talk ('I'll never doubt twitter niggas again bro') to random political commentary ('Someone on discord today said ... Gaza is a mutual genocide'), reflects Homer's random, meandering conversations and occasional cluelessness about serious topics. Their self‑deprecating remarks about removing the 🔞 warning ('I removed the 🔞 on my name solely for the reason of finding it ugly') and the admission of feeling 'I’m SHITTING MY PANTS. I'm DONE for.' are reminiscent of Homer’s frequent moments of self‑pity and over‑reaction. Overall, the combination of impulsive profanity, sexual preoccupation, and a tendency to post whatever pops into their mind aligns best with Homer’s iconic, unfiltered personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly seeks external interaction and attention, as shown by tweets like "everyone should send me dick pics" and "lowkey want someone to fuck my ass," indicating strong Extraversion. Their focus on vivid, bodily details—"I love oiled up feet" and "the amount of fat cock appearing on my feed is NOT normal"—points to a Sensing preference. Emotional expression dominates their timeline, with lines such as "Block me = I cry" and "One of my friends is close to starting fully transitioning ... I'm so happy," reflecting a Feeling orientation. Finally, the impulsive, unstructured posting style—changing their profile name on a whim and saying "I’ll do less horny posting before I do something too crazy"—demonstrates a Perceiving approach. Together these traits suggest an ESFP personality type.

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Genderfluid gamer & meme curator from Tel Aviv. Retro RPG fan, indie art lover, occasional 18+ content. Once lost my iPad for 3 weeks!– @f31056

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The drink captures Alley’s fluid identity with the bright blue Curaçao, echoing the line "And yet you pay for the blue checkmark, what even is the point?" from their tweet. The coconut rum nods to their Brazilian heritage as they mention "Black, Brazilian i'm 18". A spicy chili‑infused syrup adds the heat of their sexual energy, referencing the tweet "I love oiled up feet OMG I’M OBSESSED RAAAHG" and the recurring "the horny posting is getting out of hand". Red Bull gives the high‑octane boost that mirrors their constant gaming chatter like "Mario" and "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas". Finally, the neutral vodka base reflects their gender‑fluid pronouns, tying back to the bio line "Genderfluid" and the tweet "I repost nsfw stuff a LOT, yeah".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong personal ambition and self‑gratification, evident in tweets like 'I want to be used' and 'lowkey want someone to fuck my ass', which matches Slytherin's drive for personal gain. They also manipulate their online persona strategically, as seen when they said 'I removed the 🔞 on my name solely for the reason of finding it ugly, if its not a good idea i'll just put it again'. Their willingness to push boundaries for attention, such as 'Made a joke saying everyone should send me dick pics, and someone random did it and even showed their face', demonstrates the cunning and resourcefulness prized by Slytherin. The overall focus on personal desire over loyalty or intellectual pursuits suggests Slytherin is the best fit.

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The user’s constant focus on explicit sexual desire and kink, as seen in tweets like "I want to be used" and "lowkey want someone to fuck my ass", aligns with Rihanna’s bold celebration of BDSM in "S&M". Their self‑identification as genderfluid and craving for attention – "Block me = I cry" – mirrors the song’s unapologetic, in‑your‑face vibe. The track’s themes of embracing taboo and enjoying the thrill of sexual freedom echo the user’s repeated statements such as "the horny posting is getting out of hand" and "everyone should send me dick pics". Moreover, the chorus’s chant of "I love that S&M" matches the user’s own fetish‑laden language. Finally, the high‑energy, provocative nature of the song fits the user’s chaotic, meme‑filled timeline.

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