Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal friend: Rushes to support others, like going to comfort Richie and calling out Eddie in “im coming over to richies because some FUCKING ASSHOLE…” and forming a “richie mental support group” in “richie is currently under my watch…”.
- Affectionate partner: Openly expresses love and care for Will in tweets like “will fell asleep 🙏 i love him @Paintingboyy” and calling him spouse in “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family: … 👰 Spouse: @Paintingboyy”.
- Humorous chaotic: Leans into absurd, self-deprecating humor in posts like “MILES FAIRCHILD FOUND DEAD AT THE AGE OF 16. FLY HIGH” and jokes about Mexico jail in “hi can someone get me out of the mexican fucking jail thank you x”.
- Community oriented: Engages the fandom and mutuals with events and interaction prompts like “‼️ im very close to 200 people here, would yall participate if i did an event…” and promoting others in “FOLLOW. @confesshawkins. RIGHT. NOW.”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings, from missing Will in “i miss my will:(” to admitting projecting in “// im so sorry for being so angsty here lately im lowkey projecting”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets strong reactions in the moment, like “i am so fucking furious” and “you do NAWT get to mess with my stinky stupid cousin like that. your time is up eddie.” without much cooling-off.
- Public oversharing: Shares intense personal states online, such as “guys can soemone come oevr im lowkey suicidal” and detailed relationship drama in multiple Eddie/Richie call-out tweets.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses jokes that trivialize distress, like “MILES FAIRCHILD FOUND DEAD AT THE AGE OF 16. FLY HIGH” and “i lowkey dont wanna leave my bed ever again”.
- Conflict aggressive: Approaches conflicts with hostility, threatening Eddie in “your time is up eddie. you better prepare” and talking about making someone “kill himself” in “i might make ***** kill himself though. you never know.”.
- Substance reliance: References using substances as a coping joke, like “im stealing boris' weed i cant fucking do this man” and fixation on needing a cigarette in “i need a fucking cigarette”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, deeply attached to his friends and family, and constantly causing trouble while still having a big heart. The self-description as an “annoying little shit and a menace to society” in the bio is basically Bart’s entire brand, and tweets like “IM GETTING MAFIA SENT ON MY ASS AGAIN” and “hi can someone get me out of the mexican fucking jail thank you x” echo Bart’s tendency to land in absurd, self-inflicted situations. Their humor is chaotic and a bit vulgar, e.g. calling out a friend’s kink in “‼️‼️‼️ATTENTUON CITIZENS ‼️‼️‼️ BORIS @P4VL1K0V5KY HAS A PISS KINK HE HAS SAID THAT HIMSELF.” and joking “is this tuff for people with a piss kink”, which fits Bart’s prankster, boundary-pushing side. At the same time, they’re fiercely loyal and protective, as seen in “you do NAWT get to mess with my stinky stupid cousin like that. your time is up eddie.” and “richie is currently under my watch. i will not let him kill himself.”, mirroring Bart’s ride-or-die devotion to his friends. Their loud affection for their boyfriend in tweets like “spending time with him after beating up his (not really) ex boyfriend 💖 @Paintingboyy” shows the same mix of mischief and genuine care that makes Bart more than just a troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: their timeline is full of energetic interaction, visiting friends and inviting people over, e.g. “hey so who wants to go pick richie up from mexico rn its gonna be a bit of a long drive i dont want to be there alone” and “guys can soemone come oevr im lowkey suicidal”, showing a strong tendency to process life with others. They lean Intuitive rather than Sensing: they dramatize and fictionalize events, turning them into a running story (being in “mexican jail,” “found dead,” RP canons, etc.), for example “// richies updating so i will too miles is currently being questioned by the mexican police how did he even get there without an adult or a drivers license so get ready to bail him out”, focusing on narrative and possibilities more than concrete detail. Their values and reactions are highly Feeling-oriented: they center loyalty, relationships, and emotional support, as in “you do NAWT get to mess with my stinky stupid cousin like that. your time is up eddie.” and “richie is currently under my watch. i will not let him kill himself.”, prioritizing people over detached logic even when they’re blunt. Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving: their life is spontaneous and chaotic rather than structured—impulsive trips, last‑minute decisions, and playful chaos like “omw to mexico with @wxllthewxse to pick that stinky fucker up” and “thsi is so. fukucng fun” show flexibility, improvisation, and living in the moment rather than careful planning. Overall, an enthusiastic, chaotic, emotionally driven, and people-focused style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re “holding back the gayness… holding the gay horses back,” I volunteer as tribute to be the one horse you absolutely fail to hold back.
- You went all the way to “Mexican fucking jail” without a driver’s license, so be honest: was the real crime not taking me on that unhinged Hawkins-to-Mexico roadtrip with you and Richie?
- You said you’re “an annoying little shit and a menace to society” and still managed to organize the Richie mental support group, bail a guy out of Mexico, and miss your Will all at once — that’s not menace energy, that’s boyfriend-of-the-year material and I’m a little threatened.
- You doxxed yourself for a Mike Wheeler Funko and compared yourself to Miles Morales; clearly you have no fear of canon events, so what are the odds you let one more happen and go on a date with someone who actually #cares?
- If your IRL calls you Miles Morales and you’re married to Will in your Twitter family tree, does that make me the glitch in your Spider-Verse or just the next guy to fall stupidly in love with you in Hawkins RP canon?
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Miles | 16 | part‑time menace, full‑time Will enjoyer. Once almost started an international incident over a Funko Pop and a fictional boyfriend.– @F41RCH1LD
Your signature cocktail
Menace to Sobriety (Miles Morales Special)
This chaotic little mix channels Miles’ self-proclaimed vibe as an “annoying little shit and a menace to society” with a punchy base of spiced rum and fiery chili vodka, because this is not a gentle drink. The spice and burn nod to his constant drama and protective rage, like when he goes off about Eddie: “you do NAWT get to mess with my stinky stupid cousin like that. your time is up eddie. you better prepare” and “im coming over to richies because some FUCKING ASSHOLE cannot be bothered to be a decent human being and not cheat on his fucking partner. fuck you edward”. The cherry soda sweetness represents how soft he is about Will and his friends under all that menace, like “will fell asleep 🙏 i love him @Paintingboyy” and “i miss my will:(”. Blue curaçao brings in the colorful, slightly unhinged fandom/roleplay chaos of tweets like “byler byler byler byler” and the whole Miles Morales joke: “she calles me miles morales spiderman now 😭😭😭😭”. The lemon splash adds a sharp, sour edge for the moments of angst and dark humor, like “guys can soemone come oevr im lowkey suicidal” and “MILES FAIRCHILD FOUND DEAD AT THE AGE OF 16. FLY HIGH”, making the drink intense, dramatic, and weirdly lovable—just like him.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Miles reads as a classic chaotic Gryffindor: loud, protective, impulsive, and willing to throw himself into drama for the people he cares about. He rushes to defend Richie and openly threatens Eddie, tweeting things like “you do NAWT get to mess with my stinky stupid cousin like that. your time is up eddie. you better prepare” and “im coming over to richies because some FUCKING ASSHOLE cannot be bothered to be a decent human being and not cheat on his fucking partner. fuck you edward”, which shows a strong ‘hero complex’ and confrontational bravery. He also literally goes on an over-the-top “rescue” mission, saying “hey so who wants to go pick richie up from mexico rn its gonna be a bit of a long drive i dont want to be there alone” and then “omw to mexico with @wxllthewxse to pick that stinky fucker up”, showing reckless, adventure-seeking behavior. His dramatic way of talking about himself, like “MILES FAIRCHILD FOUND DEAD AT THE AGE OF 16. FLY HIGH” and calling himself an “annoying little shit and a menace to society”, fits the theatrical, attention-grabbing Gryffindor stereotype more than any quiet, calculating Slytherin vibe. While he is clearly loyal and loving toward his boyfriend and friends (e.g. “spending time with someone who actually #cares @TheJacksonPlatt” and “will fell asleep 🙏 i love him @Paintingboyy”), that loyalty is expressed through bold, emotional actions and public callouts rather than the gentler steadiness associated with Hufflepuff. Overall, the combination of loud protectiveness, impulsive road trips, and dramatic self-sacrificing energy makes Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their chaotic, dramatic teenage energy and constant joking about being a menace. Their bio literally says they’re an “annoying little shit and a menace to society”, which aligns perfectly with the song’s rebellious, anti-authority tone. They oscillate between dark humor and genuine emotional struggle, like when they tweet “guys can soemone come oevr im lowkey suicidal” and then immediately go back to bit-heavy posts such as “‼️‼️‼️ATTENTUON CITIZENS ‼️‼️‼️ BORIS @P4VL1K0V5KY HAS A PISS KINK”, which parallels the song’s mix of angst and sarcasm. Their messy teen social life, fights, and protectiveness over friends show in tweets like “you do NAWT get to mess with my stinky stupid cousin like that. your time is up eddie.”, capturing the us-vs-them teen mentality at the core of the song. Even their dramatic bit about being found dead — “MILES FAIRCHILD FOUND DEAD AT THE AGE OF 16. FLY HIGH” — fits the over-the-top, morbid humor MCR is known for, making Teenagers an especially fitting anthem.
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