Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on complex feelings, like loneliness and attachment, e.g. “as vezes eu me pego planejando em como me afastar d todas as pessoas que eu conheço 👀 e depois fico reclamando que me sinto muito sozinho”.
- Affectionate: Shows care and tenderness toward others, such as love for a friend’s laugh in “mds eu amo escutar a risada dela 💔” and concern for a friend in “eu espero que voce melhore das coisas que voce nao quer me contar”.
- Creative: Invests energy in artistic hobbies like painting characters, as in “tomei vergonha na cara e to pintando (e to odiando como ta ficando)” and “gastei todas minhas energias pintando o will que to com preguiça de pintar o thomas”.
- Insightful: Makes perceptive comments about people and insecurity, such as “um tipo específico de gente insegura me irrita muito” and nuanced thoughts about lyrics in “eu nunca sei se o trent reznor ta falando de uma mulher mesmo ou de algum vício... de qualquer forma to me identificando cos dois”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and self-deprecating jokes, like “adoro me stalkear eu sou tao interessante tao legal niche !” and the joking threat “se ai nao estiver o raskolnikov eu mato o wagner moura”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently expresses suicidal or self-harming thoughts, such as “vou me matar” and joking about death in “Isso é como e quando vou morrer ⠀➡️”.
- Socially-withdrawn: Talks about wanting to avoid people entirely, as in “espero nunca mais interagir com nenhum ser humano na minha vida, n suporto nem a ideia de conversar com alguem”.
- Anger-prone: Shows frequent irritability and rage, for example “eu queria entender o pq q eu sinto tanto odio de todo mundo do nada” and multiple tweets with hostile language like “mano MEU DEUS que odio”.
- Impulsive-sexual: Recurrent strong sexual impulses, e.g. “meu deus do ceu eu so quero gozar CARALHO”, “queria ta chupando uma pica agora sla”, and “namoral eu to no cio so pode”.
- Self-neglecting: Admits difficulty with basic self-care like eating, saying “eu so odeio comer, pra mim parece perca de tempo”, and struggles with sleep and exhaustion in “to com mo sono slk” and “to ansioso demais pra conseguir dormir que raiva”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson, but in a darker, more chaotic, adult version. Like Lisa, they’re introspective, melancholic, and hyper-aware of their own emotions, saying things like “queria poder amar normalmente pelo menos uma vez na vida” and “eu espero que voce melhore das coisas que voce nao quer me contar”, which shows emotional depth and empathy. They frequently feel alienated and overwhelmed, mirroring Lisa’s isolation: “as vezes eu me pego planejando em como me afastar d todas as pessoas que eu conheço 👀 e depois fico reclamando que me sinto muito sozinho” and “espero nunca mais interagir com nenhum ser humano na minha vida”. Their strong opinions about politics, religion, and injustice echo Lisa’s moral streak, as in “santa catarina eh uma vergonha.” and “'ai pq judeu nsei oq n sei oq la' tabom sua nova hitler do caralho cala boca porra”. At the same time, their obsession with art, literature, and music—Crime and Punishment, Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails, Hannibal, and niche games like YK:MET Strade—matches Lisa’s artsy, niche-fandom energy, just filtered through a much more online, queer, and horny timeline (“namoral eu to no cio so pode”, “eu amo escutar a risada dela 💔”).
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert over Extrovert: they repeatedly express a desire to withdraw from people, e.g. saying they want to avoid interaction with any humans and isolate themselves (“espero nunca mais interagir com nenhum ser humano na minha vida, n suporto nem a ideia de conversar com alguem”) and describing planning to distance themself from everyone while later complaining of loneliness (“as vezes eu me pego planejando em como me afastar d todas as pessoas que eu conheço 👀 e depois fico reclamando que me sinto muito sozinho”). Their interests and style of expression suggest Intuition: they are obsessed with Crime and Punishment and Raskolnikov, existential feelings, and symbolic art rather than concrete, practical matters, e.g. recreating Raskolnikov’s apartment in The Sims (“eu assim recriando o apartamento do raskolnikov”) and connecting deeply to lyrics and themes in Nine Inch Nails (“eu nunca sei se o trent reznor ta falando de uma mulher mesmo ou de algum vício… de qualquer forma to me identificando cos dois”). Their emotional volatility and focus on feelings over logic point to Feeling: they talk openly about love, jealousy, melancholy, and hatred of people (“queria poder amar normalmente pelo menos uma vez na vida”, “eu queria entender o pq q eu sinto tanto odio de todo mundo do nada”), and they vent rather than construct systematic arguments when reacting to others, like in their religious and political frustrations (“'ai pq judeu nsei oq n sei oq la' tabom sua nova hitler do caralho cala boca porra”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life appears unstructured and impulsive (complaining about sleep, gaming, libido, and mood swings), and they regularly decide things on the fly—"one day I’ll watch PEN15" (“um dia assistirei pen15”) or procrastinating even in games (“uma hora vou tentar matar o strade mas agora to com preguiça”)—rather than following clear plans or routines. All of this together fits best with INFP: emotionally intense, introspective, idealistic, and somewhat chaotic in day-to-day life.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘full of melancolia’ and Crime and Punishment, let me be your Sonia: you overthink the murder, I’ll overthink how to hold your hand while you rant about Raskolnikov.
- You’re out here planning how to avoid every human you know and then complaining about feeling lonely—how about we skip the whole avoidance arc and go straight to ‘two weirdos talking about Strade and Nine Inch Nails at 3 a.m.’?
- You said you envy every guy with that kind of masculinity—joke’s on them, because I’m here envying everyone who gets to hear your laugh you said you love so much, and I’d like to apply for permanent front-row seats.
- You, horny-tweeting about wanting to ‘chupando uma pica’ and then raging at Strade for killing you before day 4… I promise I won’t kill you in 4 days, but I might make you forget about that game for a few nights.
- You recreate Raskolnikov’s apartment in The Sims, listen to Trent Reznor, quote Rammstein, and get anxious in church—statistically, that’s the exact profile of the person I’m supposed to fall disastrously in love with. Want to help me confirm the hypothesis?
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Bigender bookworm from Santa Catarina. Splits time between Crime and Punishment analysis, Rammstein riffs, buggy games, and overthinking everything.– @f_ormiga
Your signature cocktail
Astro Creep Melancholia Fizz
This drink starts with a cheap vodka shot for their desperate willingness to take whatever pod they can get, as in “falo mal de pod mas se me dessem um eu aceitaria na hora to desesperado”, and their constant wish to drink, like “eu queria tanto beber energético” and “eu espero muito que o diggy realmente traga a askov pq essa semana ta foda”. Blackberry & lime soda brings a dark, fruity melancholy with a sharp twist, matching their vibe of sad romantic obsessiveness in “queria poder amar normalmente pelo menos uma vez na vida” and “tudo me lembra ela”. A bitter herbal liqueur reflects their misanthropic spikes and irritation at people and fandoms, like “eu queria entender o pq q eu sinto tanto odio de todo mundo do nada” and “como pode alguem q nem ta no mesmo fandom q eu me irritar tanto assim”. The espresso splash is their insomnia, anxiety, and overthinking energy from “to ansioso demais pra conseguir dormir que raiva” and staring at game screens like “to olhando pra tela do pc babando vsf que odio era pra EU estar jogando agora”. Finally, the crushed ice with a red chili rim mirrors their horny, chaotic streak—“meu deus do ceu eu so quero gozar CARALHO” and “namoral eu to no cio so pode”—and the sharp bite of their misanthropic humor, like “espero nunca mais interagir com nenhum ser humano na minha vida, n suporto nem a ideia de conversar com alguem”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, intense self-focus and a tendency toward self-preservation that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They talk about carefully managing distance from others — “as vezes eu me pego planejando em como me afastar d todas as pessoas que eu conheço 👀 e depois fico reclamando que me sinto muito sozinho” — which suggests a strategic, defensive way of dealing with relationships rather than open-hearted Gryffindor or Hufflepuff energy. There is a repeated fascination with darker, transgressive themes (Crime and Punishment, Rammstein, Hannibal, serial-killer-adjacent characters like Strade and Thomas Hewitt), e.g. “eu te entendo COMPLETAMENTE hannibal”, that aligns with Slytherin’s comfort with moral gray areas and taboo subjects. Their ambition and desire for control peek through in mundane contexts too, like wanting work and structure — “eu quero muito trabalhar” — and obsessively trying to conquer games like YKMet Strade: “desgraçado ele so me mata mano vai toma no cu nao passo do dia 4 que ele ja se enjoa de mim tmnc”. While they show affection for friends and family in isolated tweets, the dominant pattern is guarded, intense, and self-protective, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than the more communal Hufflepuff or idealistic Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
Given how often they mention Nine Inch Nails and Trent Reznor, a dark, introspective NIN track fits them perfectly, and Hurt captures their mix of melancholy, self-loathing and fixation on pain. Their bio literally calls them "full of melancolia," and tweets like “quando vc teve um sonho tao bom q vc quer se matar pq ele nao foi real” and “vou me matar” echo the song’s despair and flirtation with self-destruction. They oscillate between intense desire and emptiness – see “meu deus do ceu eu so quero gozar CARALHO” and “queria poder amar normalmente pelo menos uma vez na vida” – which mirrors the song’s tension between craving feeling and being numb. Their loneliness and self-isolation, like “as vezes eu me pego planejando em como me afastar d todas as pessoas que eu conheço 👀 e depois fico reclamando que me sinto muito sozinho”, align with the themes of regret and alienation in Hurt. And their direct reference to identifying with Reznor’s blurred lines between addiction and relationships – “eu nunca sei se o trent reznor ta falando de uma mulher mesmo ou de algum vício… de qualquer forma to me identificando cos dois” – makes this specific song feel like the most fitting soundtrack to their online persona.
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