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The closest match is Lisa Simpson, but with a much darker, more caustic sense of humor. Like Lisa, this user is intensely curious and well-read, bouncing from veterinary pathology and cancer biology (“Apesar de ser raro em humanos, o câncer contagioso é bem comum em cães (TVT) e um grande problema em demônios da tasmânia (DFTD).”, “Outro caso famoso é a do cara que desenvolveu câncer a partir de um verme que ele tinha.”) to history and indigenous cultures (“Tem que ser meio imbecil hoje em dia pra sustentar que os indígenas daqui não tinham criado nada sensacional…”). They share Lisa’s moralism and political engagement, frequently calling out fascists and reactionaries, as in “Aí vem um animal falar de ditadura do Zelensky e defender a Rússia. Pois vá tomar no olho do cu” and “Deus usou o Xandão pra prender o Bolsonaro e os golpistas…”. At the same time, they have a sharp, almost brutal sarcasm and misanthropy that feels like Lisa filtered through adulthood and Twitter cynicism, evident in lines like “Eu já tô pensando sério num spree killing dos devs.” and “Kill 16,777,216 people to avoid more senseless killing in the future.”. Their mix of genuine empathy for animals and marginalized people with intellectual pedantry and cutting put-downs (“Você teve um péssimo ensino de ciências”) fits an older, more jaded Lisa better than any other Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion (E) through highly social, performative tweeting, constant reactions to others, and comfort with public conflict and humor, as in the openly confrontational “Pois vá tomar no olho do cu” and gleefully political jabs like “As entranhas do Bolsonaro be like”. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they jump to big-picture takes, analogies, and abstractions rather than concrete how-to details, e.g. turning a simple video into a systemic comment like “Num futuro distante a China vai ser o texbook example de destruição de vida marinha” or musing about indigenous cultural loss in “gigantesca perda de cultura por causa do colapso populacional”. They lean strongly Thinking (T): arguments are blunt, analytical, and often cutting, prioritizing critique over harmony, as seen in “Você teve um péssimo ensino de ciências” and the sarcastic dismissal “Minerei um belo cristal de ignorância”. Their humor and politics are framed through logical or ethical reasoning rather than personal sentiment, even when the language is emotional. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) rather than rigidly structured: tweets are spontaneous, tangential, and playful—jumping from dreams of summoning demons in “eu invoquei um demônio pra devorar os dois” to random everyday annoyances like “já tô pensando sério num spree killing dos devs”—suggesting improvisation and exploration over careful planning. The overall profile of argumentative, idea-jumping, irreverent, and debate-loving behavior best fits ENTP.

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Veterinary pathologist in the Brazilian Highlands. Former history student, chronic ranter, defender of dogs, science, and the occasional cursed dream.– @fabricamargo

Your signature cocktail
This drink is a strong, slightly unhinged twist on a Negroni, because their timeline swings between politics, pathology, and shitposting with zero anesthetic, like in “O governo Dilma... Impichou foi é pouco!” and “TEM QUE SEPARAR O GOIÁS DO RESTO DESSA BOSTA!”. Cachaça aged in oak represents the Brazilian Highlands vet who proudly localizes his rage and humor, as seen in “Dogtor 'cá nu Goiás. Patologista Cínico Veterinário.”. The bitter aperitivo stands for his sharp, often brutal political takes, like “Aí vem um animal falar de ditadura do Zelensky e defender a Rússia. Pois vá tomar no olho do cu” and “Bill Gates donates money to alleviate his guilty for being an Epstein close friend”. Cold-brew coffee mirrors his nerdy, late-night brain and long intellectual arc from history to veterinary medicine in “Eu fiz história e depois medicina veterinária. A vida é muita curta pra gente ficar chorando no 'e se?'”, plus the constant energy needed for dreams about summoning demons on Trump in “eu invoquei um demônio pra devorar os dois”. Finally, spiced chili-cocoa syrup and a flambéed orange peel capture the mix of dark humor and warmth—he’ll say things like “Essa desgraça nati morta tem logo que ir pro inferno, isso sim.” but also a life mantra of kindness in “Mantra: Gente faz gentice” and genuine love for animals in “é muito horrível um bicho inteligente assim só viver dois anos :(”.

Your Hogwarts House
Fabrício shows strong Ravenclaw traits through his curiosity, love of knowledge, and analytical mindset. He explicitly values learning and a varied intellectual path, mentioning that he studied both history and veterinary medicine and rejecting regret in “Eu fiz história e depois medicina veterinária. A vida é muita curta pra gente ficar chorando no 'e se?'”. He enjoys niche scientific and technical details, proudly describing himself acting like an old-school chemist for a stain in “Não ironicamente, eu já agi como um químico de 1925. <3 Tudo isso pra fazer uma coloração perfeita de azul de toluidina.”, and gives informed commentary on unusual medical phenomena like transmissible cancer in “Apesar de ser raro em humanos, o câncer contagioso é bem comum em cães (TVT) e um grande problema em demônios da tasmânia (DFTD).”. His engagement with politics and history is also analytical rather than purely emotional, such as when he criticizes narratives about indigenous achievements and population collapse in “Tem que ser meio imbecil hoje em dia pra sustentar que os indígenas daqui não tinham criado nada sensacional, quando na verdade o que temos foi uma gigantesca perda de cultura por causa do colapso populacional.”. Even when joking, his humor is often conceptually dense or referential, as in his comment about needing a lore wiki in “We need a wiki to collect all Budanov lore” and his reference to the Voynich manuscript in “O del Toro pegou um capítulo do manuscrito Voynich e filmou”. While he has flashes of Gryffindor-like outrage and Slytherin-style sharpness, the consistent pattern is a witty, well-informed, and knowledge-driven personality, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A song about getting knocked down and getting back up again fits their resilient, irreverent tone and love of dark humor. They openly mock powerful figures and institutions with lines like “O governo Dilma... Impichou foi é pouco!” and “Os tribunais de contas no Brasil deveriam ser extirpados”, showing a refusal to passively accept the status quo. Their bio mantra, “Gente faz gentice,” combined with tweets like “A verdade é que música boa é produzida todo dia. A gente é que já não tem mais saco de procurar bons artistas.”, suggests someone who sees flaws in the world but keeps going with ironic optimism. Even when talking about grim topics—politics, war, or pathology—they do it with energetic sarcasm, as in “Vou ali comprar um café” right after heavier commentary, mirroring the song’s upbeat defiance in the face of hardship. Tubthumping captures that combination of political edge, gallows humor, and an almost stubborn insistence on bouncing back.

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