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They come off as sharp, self-aware, and a bit world-weary in a very online, fandom-heavy way, which fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. Like Lisa ranting about bad teachers and systems, they complain about surface-level profs with posts like “profs that deadass just read off their ppts the worst types of profs ever like can u do something else omg” and reflect on burnout with “i've been so dead everywhere online and lowkey irl too like i'm kind of going through it rn”. They’re also very introspective about impermanence and enjoying things while they last, as in “sometimes u just have to acknowledge there's no such thing that's permanent so why not live and enjoy things without the constant thought of its inevitable ending”, which is very Lisa-coded philosophizing. Their nerdy enthusiasm for media and games—speed-reading Lord of the Mysteries and obsessing over HSR/Genshin builds like “current ineffa build on new set and my dookie sms bina”—echoes Lisa’s overachieving, hobby-deep-dive energy. Finally, the mix of principled takes like “using generative ai for laughs and giggles... you're no different than ai bros to me” with sarcastic, occasionally prickly humor (e.g., “yo people who crumple money and just stuff it in their pockets/wallets need to actually be gone”) lines up well with Lisa’s moral streak and willingness to call people out.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they complain about having an IRL on Twitter being scary (“having an irl on twitter is so scary like what if i just interact with that person”), mention being dead online and kind of withdrawing (“i've been so dead everywhere online and lowkey irl too like i'm kind of going through it rn”), and prefer gaming/reading marathons and online calls over in‑person socializing. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition: they’re into long web novels and meta story talk like LoTM and ORV (“honestly people thinking orv is like a solo leveling clone is such an orv thing to do iykwim..”), and they enjoy theorizing about game writing and worldbuilding (“they need to stop with the it exists but it also actually doesnt thing cause its getting really tired...”). They read as more Thinking than Feeling: their tone is blunt and critical, openly calling people out (“yo people who crumple money and just stuff it in their pockets/wallets need to actually be gone”) and analyzing media in a detached, evaluative way (“Tbh if the writing AND (especially) delivery is actually good ... I would NOT mind hsr's story to get longer but the delivery is so ass like 90% of the time”). They skew Perceiving over Judging: their sleep schedule is chaotic and improvised (“the concept of staying up super late while sick to do school works”; “i can't believe i'm going back to uni this monday... like omg my sleep sched is still fucked”), they dive impulsively into games even during finals (“i need to play it even if im on my finals like i WILL play it”), and their general vibe is adaptive rather than structured. Overall, an INTP label fits best: analytical and meta about stories and games, introverted but socially present online, bluntly logical in criticism, and living life in a flexible, somewhat disorganized way.

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akira • uni goblin surviving finals, coughing fits & gacha pity • reads LOTM too fast, overthinks window insulation, occasionally draws something decent– @facaddes

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This cocktail starts with spiced dark rum for their unfiltered, slightly feral gamer/chronically-online energy and ability to just keep going through sickness and finals, like when they said “oh im cooked as shit but whatever. we will persevere” and dragged themselves through uni while sick in multiple tweets. Calamansi or lime juice adds a sharp, tangy hit that matches how they drag people and media with hilarious clarity, from complaining about PPT-reading profs in “profs that deadass just read off their ppts the worst types of profs ever like can u do something else omg” to airing out stinky-bathroom brother crimes in “yo my brother needs to get a fawking job and get OUT of the house”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft, sweet, slightly dreamy note for the side of them that loves stories, games and friends, like their LotM/ORV brainrot in “crazy how i started lotm midnight of december 1st and i finished it in a month and 2 weeks.,... woaw” and their affection in “i lauf you guys”. Taro milk tea (shaken in, not layered) represents that deeply online, student-all-nighter lifestyle and cozy comfort vibe, the same one behind “the concept of staying up super late while sick to do school works” and the ongoing gacha/gaming grind in tweets like “we all need to start playing together man its so fun to play with friends”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture hits at the finish like one of their sudden, lethal jokes or callouts, echoing their sharp posts such as “yo fuck that brit guy” and the blunt humor of “this is truly that friend that is too woke moment but using generative ai for laughs and giggles... you're no different than ai bros to me”, making this drink sweet, a little toxic, and very, very them.

Your Hogwarts House
akira reads and thinks like someone who genuinely enjoys ideas and narratives for their own sake, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They binge-read Lord of the Mysteries at a remarkable pace and immediately move to its side material, showing both a love of complex stories and the stamina to follow them deeply: “crazy how i started lotm midnight of december 1st and i finished it in a month and 2 weeks.,... woaw” and “finished it... thinking if i should read circle of inevitability but it not having klein as the mc again... makes sense but grahhh”. Their reaction to fandom discourse around Omniscient Reader is very "if you know, you know" and meta-analytical, treating surface-level takes as missing the deeper point: “honestly people thinking orv is like a solo leveling clone is such an orv thing to do iykwim.. like its genuinely the epitome of iykyk, and when u dont its PAINFULLY obvious that they dont get it”. They also display a reflective, almost philosophical stance on impermanence—“sometimes u just have to acknowledge there's no such thing that's permanent so why not live and enjoy things without the constant thought of its inevitable ending”—which fits Ravenclaw’s contemplative side more than the straightforward loyalty of Hufflepuff or blunt ambition of Slytherin. On top of this, they tinker creatively with art and color—“I've found the power to play around with colors and layers. I will be ascending”—and analyze game/story design in detail, like criticizing HSR’s writing and delivery rather than just its power level: “Tbh if the writing AND (especially) delivery is actually good and not shit, I would NOT mind hsr's story to get longer but the delivery is so ass like 90% of the time”. Overall, their curiosity, media meta-analysis, and creative experimentation mark them far more as Ravenclaw than any other house.

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Their timeline feels like a mix of late-night gaming, uni stress, and soft, queer, online-introvert energy, which fits the mellow but emotionally loaded vibe of we fell in love in october. They’re openly trans and casual about it, as seen in “I'm trans”, and they show a lot of affection for friends in posts like “i lauf you guys”, reflecting the song’s tender, personal tone. There’s also a recurring sense of being tired but still persevering, like “oh im cooked as shit but whatever. we will persevere” and “I've been so dead everywhere online and lowkey irl too like i'm kind of going through it rn”, which matches the song’s melancholic comfort. Their love for fiction, games, and escapism—such as their intense LotM binge in “crazy how i started lotm midnight of december 1st and i finished it in a month and 2 weeks.,... woaw”—also aligns with the dreamy, introspective feeling of the track. Overall, the song’s soft queer longing, autumn-y introspection, and quiet warmth fit their online persona almost perfectly.

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