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Your Simpsons character
Rein identifies as a high-achieving student, noting “Grades high bmi higher” and sharing her academic success in nursing and digestion-related assignments. Much like Lisa, she is highly intellectual and perfectionistic, yet she struggles with intense body dissatisfaction and the pressure to excel, as seen when she decides to “study my ass off on like less than 300 calories”. Her complex relationship with food and self-image, evidenced by her “hipbone check”, mirrors The Simpsons' episodes where Lisa deals with similar anxieties. Ultimately, Rein's blend of academic ambition and deep internal struggle makes her a clear match for the often-troubled but brilliant Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rein demonstrates Introversion through her solitary lifestyle, often “crying in the kitchen” or focusing on quiet activities like “reading challenges” and watching documentaries alone. Her Sensing trait is evident in her hyper-fixation on concrete, physical data such as “bmi 18.1” and the sensory experience of “smelling a honeymoon phase”. As a Feeling type, her actions are heavily driven by fluctuating moods and “stress binging” rather than objective logic. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her lack of rigid structure, frequently “lying” to herself about plans and making impulsive decisions like “fasting now” based on immediate emotional triggers.

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Nursing student with high grades and higher caffeine needs. Usually found reading in the kitchen or trying to survive the morning commute. 🌸– @FadingDeerGirl

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Rein's 'veteran' status in the community with a sharp gin base, reflecting how they “got so drunk last night” but still prioritized low-calorie intake. The bitter lemon reflects the stress of being an “ana nursing student” citing BMI calculators in assignments, while the vitamin rim is a nod to their plea for others to “TAKE UR DAMN VITAMINS”. It’s a high-stress, experimental cocktail served to someone who might be the “most boring person in the world” but is secretly manifesting a “loss” in the BMI 17s.

Your Hogwarts House
Rein consistently prioritizes academic achievement and an analytical approach to her goals, demonstrating the Ravenclaw value of intellectual discipline even under duress. She describes herself as a “nursing student” and frequently shares her high academic performance, noting that “Grades high bmi higher” while managing multiple separate assignments. Her scholarly dedication is evident when she commits to “study my ass off on like less than 300 calories coz these grades dont make themselves,” showcasing a classic Ravenclaw work ethic. Furthermore, she applies a research-oriented mindset to her personal life, as seen when she uses an “assignment on diet and digestion” as an opportunity to excel through specialized knowledge. This focus on information-gathering, even using a “bmi calculator as an actual source,” cements her placement in the house of the wise.

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This song perfectly mirrors Rein's constant battle with body dysmorphia and the internal pressure to achieve a specific aesthetic, as seen when she laments, “How do I have a thigh gap but unbelievably fat thighs”. The lyrics about counting calories and the desire for different physical traits resonate with her fixation on numbers and bone structure, evidenced by her “Hipbone check” and her frustration that “My arms are the only skinnyish part of me”. The track's themes of social comparison and the 'disordered' lifestyle align with her self-identification as an “edtwt veteran” who feels “invalid” if her intake is too high. Ultimately, the song captures the exhaustion of a young woman whose life revolves around the scale and the pursuit of a “perfect” weight.

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