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Lisa fits best because she’s bright, introspective, and constantly overanalyzing herself—often in a harsh, perfectionistic way. This user is clearly conscientious and high-achieving (planning around classes, anatomy, Ramadan, step counts), yet deeply self-critical, like when they say “me planning to pass anatomy while starving myself” and “i need to lost 10lb immediately i can feel the fat on my hips”. Lisa’s tendency to obsess over goals and numbers parallels their focus on BMI, fasting hours, and precise calories, as shown in “ive decided to count my bmi in cm to make it accurate” and “i wanna do the lose a stone diet… instead i will attempt 3850 cal total the whole week (550 a day)”. Like Lisa’s complex emotional world and struggles with feeling unlovable or misunderstood, this user posts raw feelings of worthlessness and suicidality, such as “im not worth love” and “i just want to kill myself”. Finally, their tenderness as a parent—“i am a sweet loving dad who tells my son he is perfect and handsome and gives him healthy food”—matches Lisa’s deep compassion and care for others despite her own inner turmoil.

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They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on their internal world—body image, ED behaviors, self-harm urges, and private interactions with their boyfriend—rather than broad social engagement, for example talking about lying to their boyfriend about eating in “straight up lying to my bf im such a good person (im horrible)” and struggling to avoid eating in front of him in “idk how i managed to avoid eating in front of my bf i literally packed sweet potatoes without eating them”. They are clearly Sensing (S): their feed is packed with concrete detail—weights, calories, ketone readings, bowel movements, textures of food, and body-check photos, like “156.8 bmi 25.7” and “i ate 637 cals and 45g protein of chicken yesterday loll”—with very little abstract theorizing. Their decisions and reactions are strongly Feeling (F) oriented and emotionally driven, using value-laden language and relational focus, as in “my bf is so stupid i talk about barely eating and wanting to lose more weight… he encourages me” and intense self-worth statements like “im not worth love”. The Perceiving (P) side shows in their flexible, often shifting plans—fast goals and calories are constantly revised or broken (“debating breaking my fast at 24hrs… or continuing”, “i binged a little last night… so im calling it a metab day even tho i dont need one”) and they adapt on the fly to whatever food or social situation arises. Altogether, a private, feelings-driven, intensely sensory and aesthetic focus (body checks, outfits, cute bandaging, vape flavors) with loose structure fits ISFP best, especially in tweets like “i rlly wanna cut sesh in the shower so i can bandage my arm all cutesy and aesthetic” and “the fact i look okay in this crop top”.

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19 • type 1 diabetic, teen dad & anatomy student juggling toddlers, textbooks, and too much coffee. Once hiked a mountain just to bodycheck at the top.– @fadingphoenixry

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The sugar-free blue raspberry soda is a nod to their excitement about their vape — “my vape comes saturday :3 blue razz” link — and their bright, chaotic teen energy. Cold brew coffee represents their wired, sleep-deprived grind, like “me planning to pass anatomy while starving myself” link and long fasting streaks such as “almost at 115 hours fasting hehe cod zombies ref” link. The cucumber-infused sparkling water mirrors their love of low-cal crunch and clean flavors — “i wish i could break my fast for cucumbers and salt i am such a fucking goob” link and “im gna eat a cucumber when i get home” link. A dash of saline reflects both literal and metaphorical salt: their ramen-broth worries — “was it the salt from the ramen packet broth” link — and their sharp, self-deprecating humor like “fuck my stupid fat chungus life” link. Finally, dark chocolate shavings on top call back to the edtwt-famous sweet potato combo — “the edtwt famous sweet potato w dark chocolate” link — adding a slightly bitter-sweet finish that matches their mix of love, engagement joy, and deep struggle, like “idfc (i do but whatever) abt my weight on valentines day because im getting engaged :3” link.

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Ryan shows strong Hufflepuff traits through loyalty, care for others, and quiet perseverance, even while struggling. His love and protectiveness toward his son is clear in “worry not edtwt i am a sweet loving dad who tells my son he is perfect and handsome and gives him healthy food AND allow him to have unhealthy snacks!!”, which reflects kindness and a desire to be fair and balanced as a parent. He also puts effort into the people he loves, like when he says “i spent an hr making this for my bf (thats water btw) just for him to say his head hurts too bad to eat”, showing willingness to work hard for someone else’s comfort. Even amid self-hatred and mental health struggles, he consistently shows up in small, steady ways—walking with his boyfriend “me asking my bf if he wants to walk with me every time im over” and planning everyday responsibilities like cleaning and parenting while fasting “cleaned all day,, trying to see how long i can fast”. While there are flashes of impulsiveness and self-destruction, the throughline is dedication to loved ones and a hardworking, quietly nurturing side, which fits Hufflepuff more than any other house.

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A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of self-destructive urges, dissociation, and dark humor. They openly talk about wanting to hurt themselves and being fascinated by scars, like when they say “i wanna cut my legs so bad… i want to watch my skin open i want scars i want to cut let me cut”, echoing the song’s fixation on pain and the body. The track’s themes of self-loathing and feeling like a monster under one’s own bed parallel tweets such as “i just want to kill myself” and “fuck my stupid fat chungus life”. Their extreme, almost clinical focus on fasting and weight — for example, “almost at 115 hours fasting hehe” and “my gbmi is 16/17, my ugbmi is 14/15 but my 'abandon everything except my ed' goal is bmi 11/12 :<” — fits the song’s eerie, obsessive tone. Even the way they describe dissociation and disgust with both illness and recovery, like “turns out im just disassociating heavily”, reflects the song’s blurred line between self and shadow-self.

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