Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong dedication to Melanie Martinez and Taylor Swift, e.g. merch collecting and excitement in posts like “This is my collection at the moment 💅🏻💅🏻” and “Melanie Martinez STUNS in new IG photo ♥️💅🏻🔥👑”.
- Community‑oriented: Frequently addresses and celebrates oomfs/moots and fandoms, as in “HAPPY NEW YEAR'S DAY TO ALL MY BELOVED OOMFS AND MOOTS” and “HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY TO MY FEMALE OOMFS”.
- Humorous persona: Uses exaggerated, playful language and memes for comedic effect, e.g. “I'M IJBOLING RN Can someone explain the whole lore of this plsss??!#&@&#&# 😭😭😭” and “The way i ratio'd that cvnt IJBOLLL 😭😭😭”.
- Open identity: Comfortably shares personal details (name, pronouns, sexuality, preferences) in posts like “Name: Alex Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: cardi say the word 🏳️🌈💋” and “Chi Name: Alex Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: gay…”.
- Loyal defender: Consistently defends favorite artists against misinformation, calling out antis and lies in tweets like “Ended Melanie antis ⏰⏰⏰” and “Melanie antis when you ask them if they did research:”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Frequently uses aggressive insults and demeaning language toward others, e.g. “Y'all fat AF 🍔🐷📉” and “this flopping chop was the one who wrote this shit btw 🫥🫥🫥”.
- Encouraging hate: Self‑describes as spreading negativity and shade in bio and reinforces it in posts like “Spreading Rudeness, negativity, hate and shade ☺️🥰” and celebration of ratios and pile‑ons such as “Everyone on the replies clapping IJBOLLL they ended your ass 😭😭🫵🏻💋”.
- Insensitive language: Uses slurs or ableist terms like “r3tardada” in “Hay veces que me da vergüenza decir que soy argentino sabiendo que debo compartir nacionalidad con gente r3tardada como esta…”, which can be hurtful and exclusionary.
- Aggressive stan: Frames differing opinions as unacceptable, e.g. “WRONG. no one is allowed to dislike Melanie Martinez ✨✨✨”, which discourages healthy discussion and tolerance for other tastes.
- Provocative jokes: Makes extreme or violent jokes around real people/events, such as “Charlie Kirk has been shot. Which is your favorite Melanie Martinez song? 🎵”, which can come across as trivializing serious situations.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, irreverent, and living to stir the pot online. Their bio literally says they’re about “Spreading Rudeness, negativity, hate and shade ☺️🥰,” which mirrors Bart’s gleeful troublemaker energy. They openly celebrate dragging others and ‘winning’ arguments, like bragging about ratios in “The way i ratio'd that cvnt IJBOLLL 😭😭😭” and mocking haters in “B1tches trying to rewrite history in the quotes i'm CRINEE 😭😭🤣🫵🏻”. They also lean into edgy, sometimes shocking humor, for example “Charlie Kirk has been shot. Which is your favorite Melanie Martinez song? 🎵”, which is very in line with Bart’s taste for boundary-pushing jokes. At the same time, they’re fiercely devoted to their faves and friends—cheering on oomfs and stanning artists like Taylor and Melanie—which parallels Bart’s hidden loyal streak beneath the snark. Overall, they feel like a very online, stan-twt version of Bart: constantly clowning, provocative, but with strong attachments to their chosen people and idols.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly engage with others, address their mutuals directly, and seem energized by social drama and attention, e.g. “WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE BLOCKING ME NOW HUH?? ☠️☠️ AND JUST AT THE END OF THE YEAR” and “Ok, this shit got cleared already but i would really LOVE y'all to know that if you have a problem with me or any of my posts, feel free to talk and/or text me about it DON'T BE A PVSSY BY BLOCKING ME OR UNMOOTING ME, I AIN'T YOUR FAN”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N) rather than concrete: they live in fandom meta, narratives, and hypotheticals, like “So much is happening in this fandom IJBOLLL” and playful, exaggerated scenarios such as “'people are allowed to dislike things' WRONG. no one is allowed to dislike Melanie Martinez ✨✨✨”. They are clearly Feeling (F): their judgments center on loyalty, emotional allegiance, and hurt/defensiveness rather than detached logic, e.g. defending Melanie and attacking antis with lines like “Y'all b1tches loudly yelling 'she needs to speak up about the allegations' as if your asses would understand what she's trying to say without taking her words the wrong way” and celebrating community moments like “HAPPY PRIDE MONTH OOMFS 💋💋💋💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻🏳️🌈”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and reactive, full of in-the-moment commentary like “So many tasteless takes on this community lately omg 🫥🫥☠️☠️☠️” and spur-of-the-moment hot takes such as “Track 10 is literally the only good and non skipable song of this album, the rest of it can GO”, with little sign of structured planning. Taken together—high social energy, fandom-driven imagination, emotionally charged values, and spontaneous messiness—ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Cry Baby was 8, K‑12 was 12, After School was 13 and Portals was 15/16… what era do I have to wait for to finally be your canon love interest, Alex? Asking as a certified Melanie apologist. 💋
- You said Track 10 is the only non‑skippable song on that album, but honestly, if our date was the hidden track 11, I promise you wouldn’t hit skip once. 🫦
- As a RADICAL TAYLANIE DEFENDER living on Planeta Potaxie, would you consider granting me intergalactic citizenship… or at least visiting rights to that bvssy galaxy you keep tweeting about? 🚀🌸
- You ratioed that ‘cvnt’, survived Nicki, björk, and Faddison Rae stans in your mentions, and still had time to buy ‘the best album EVER made’—I don’t need community notes to see you’re the main character I should be simping for.
- You keep saying you spread rudeness, negativity, hate and shade, but every ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR / PRIDE / WOMEN’S DAY / HŒLIDAYS OOMFS’ tweet is pure serotonin—let me be the hypocrite who holds your hand while you drag everyone else. 🥂
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Alex • 18 • Argentinian Swiftie & Melanie defender. Once bought an album twice by accident and decided it was fate. Opinions loud, facts louder.– @FaerieSwiftF4g
Your signature cocktail
The Radical Taylanie Slime Hole Spritz
This drink is loud, glittery, and a little unhinged—just like a timeline that proudly brands itself as “Spreading Rudeness, negativity, hate and shade ☺️🥰” from their bio. The pink sparkling rosé channels their soft-but-dramatic stan heart, all those HAPPY NEW YEAR/PRIDE/WOMEN’S DAY TO MY OOMFS moments like “HAPPY PRIDE MONTH OOMFS 💋💋💋💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻🏳️🌈”. Blue curaçao is for the melancholic yet obsessed pop fandom side that buys and posts collections like “Just bought the best album EVER made 💅💅🍂🥂” and “This is my collection at the moment 💅🏻💅🏻”. Passionfruit juice represents their intense, ride-or-die Melanie/Taylor devotion and chaotic thirst, as seen in “MELANIE IS COMING (IN MY BVSSY 🤪🤪🤪💋)” and “Release the Album or Make a Slime hole”. Spicy ginger syrup is the kick of shade and aggression they weaponize in tweets like “Y'all fat AF 🍔🐷📉” and “Ended Melanie antis ⏰⏰⏰”. Finally, the edible glitter & popping candy rim captures their hyper-online, caps-lock, IJBOL energy and campy theatricality—perfect for someone who screams “BALLOONS ON MY POOSAY OFFICIALLY A LEGAL ADULT” and lives for #NewProfilePic moments.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Alex shows very strong Slytherin traits: he’s openly combative, status-aware, and obsessed with “winning” arguments and ratios, as seen when he boasts about victory in discourse like “The way i ratio'd that cvnt IJBOLLL 😭😭😭 [picture]” and “WE WON [picture]”. He clearly takes pride in influence and power in his niche, demanding direct confrontation instead of quiet blocking in “if you have a problem with me or any of my posts, feel free to talk and/or text me about it DON'T BE A PVSSY BY BLOCKING ME OR UNMOOTING ME, I AIN'T YOUR FAN”, which signals social dominance and refusal to be sidelined. His bio openly frames himself as “Spreading Rudeness, negativity, hate and shade”, and he often revels in conflict and cruelty, e.g. “Y'all fat AF 🍔🐷📉 [picture]” and the gleefully provocative “Charlie Kirk has been shot. Which is your favorite Melanie Martinez song? 🎵 [2 pictures]”. At the same time, he is fiercely loyal to his favs and community, describing himself as a “RADICAL TAYLANIE DEFENDER” and insisting “no one is allowed to dislike Melanie Martinez” in “'people are allowed to dislike things' WRONG. no one is allowed to dislike Melanie Martinez ✨✨✨ [picture]”, which fits Slytherin’s intense in‑group protection. While there are hints of Gryffindor-style boldness in how loudly he defends his beliefs, the dominant combination of aggression, ambition for clout, strategic confrontational stance, and ruthless loyalty to his side aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift
Their whole online persona is playful, petty, and unapologetically combative, which aligns perfectly with the vengeful, dramatic energy of Look What You Made Me Do. They brag about ratios and callouts, like when they said “The way i ratio'd that cvnt IJBOLLL 😭😭😭”, echoing the song’s theme of reclaiming power and getting even. Their bio explicitly says they are “Spreading Rudeness, negativity, hate and shade ☺️🥰”, which mirrors the song’s gleeful pettiness. They openly relish drama in fandom wars, such as “Ended Melanie antis ⏰⏰⏰” and “B1tches trying to rewrite history in the quotes i'm CRINEE 😭😭🤣🫵🏻”, much like Taylor’s narrator revels in her villain era. Even their stance on people disliking their fave — “WRONG. no one is allowed to dislike Melanie Martinez ✨✨✨” — matches the song’s defiant, you’ll-regret-crossing-me attitude.
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