
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, Mo radiates a desperate, high-energy yearning for attention and validation, often swinging between dramatic emotional lows and intense infatuations. He frequently tweets about being neglected or misunderstood by those he admires, much like Milhouse’s unrequited love for Lisa, notably when he asks “When is it my turn to eat sushi off a bicep?😔”. His tendency to overshare and his susceptibility to peer influence is reflected in his admission that “the urge to yap was just too strong” and his constant search for “reply guys, to devote themselves to me”. Ultimately, Mo’s mix of self-pity and performative flair captures the Everything's coming up Milhouse! spirit, especially when he tries to stay positive despite claiming “God did not hear me”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mo exhibits Extroversion (E) through a constant need for social interaction and external validation, frequently calling for “reply guys, to devote themselves to me” and sending massive voice notes to multiple people. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their poetic, abstract language and preoccupation with symbolism, such as claiming “my shame entombed in glinting amber, for you to wear”. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as their tweets are entirely driven by intense emotional shifts, ranging from “there is just so much love within me” to deep despair. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) through a lack of structure and a penchant for chaos, stating it is “time to get blackout drunk and make horrible decisions”.

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6’4 Oracle & enthusiast of 90s grunge and bicep photography. Once recorded a 19-minute voice note because the urge to yap was too strong. DMs open for kind souls.– @fagatr0n9000

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This drink is high-voltage and dizzying, mirroring Mo’s energy of “Getting so gay off that tequlia at 11:40am”. The smoky syrup and bitters capture his aesthetic of “cigarette smoke, myrrh and tonka”, while the star dust reflects his celestial hallucinations when “everything goes dark”. Served strong enough to fuel a plan to “get blackout drunk and make horrible decisions”, it’s garnished with a coffee bean for those who “cry into your coffee” in the morning. It’s a bittersweet, experimental mix for a self-proclaimed “Part time Oracle” who finds beauty in the void.

Your Hogwarts House
Mo exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of raw, unfiltered impulsivity, frequently tweeting through emotional extremes like “Time to get blackout drunk and make horrible decisions”. He demonstrates the house's signature bravery by standing up for himself against harassment, stating, “Fuck you I did not deserve what happened that night” and “I’d rather kill myself than ever be nonchalant”. His intense, heart-on-sleeve approach to life is punctuated by a dramatic flair for the heroic and tragic, such as when he claims, “من أجلك أدمر السماء، من أجلك أهدم الجحيم” (For you I destroy the sky, for you I destroy hell). Ultimately, his bold defiance of social expectations and his willingness to be vulnerable in the face of adversity align him firmly with the house of the lion.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Mo’s struggle with a painful upbringing and the desire to escape his current life, as seen when he says, “I miss when my brother used to beat me with a tennis racket”. The lyrics mirror his internal conflict between feeling defined by his past and wanting to run away, which he describes by noting, “at 24 I am still stuck where I never wanted to be. But one day I’ll run”. His frequent mentions of family-induced distress, like “This family is going to kill me, can’t wait to cry off my mascara when I get back home”, align with the song’s themes of inherited trauma. Ultimately, the track reflects Mo’s fragile emotional state and his search for love amidst a backdrop of domestic pain and isolation.

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