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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, a little dramatic, and very online about their niche interests. Like Lisa’s intense fandoms (jazz, books, causes), they’re deeply absorbed in K‑pop and pop culture, making ranked lists and strong defenses, as in “sinceramente, cowboy carter tem uma personalidade do caralho… não sei como esses viados chatos querem desmerecer o trabalho impecável da beyoncé”. They also show social awareness and moral criticism reminiscent of Lisa, calling out class issues and crime fascination in “não ter consciência de classe é triste né primas” and “ser fascinado por uma pessoa… que fez brutalidades… é completamente bizarro”. At the same time, they’re self-reflective and emotionally open, as in “as vezes me sinto meio ridículo por gostar das coisas que eu gosto e isso se atrelar tanto a minha personalidade”, which fits Lisa’s periodic insecurity about her own intensity. The heavy sexual humor and chaotic stan energy push them away from the more innocent Lisa into a more grown, queer-online version of her, but the core mix of intellect, activism, and obsessive interests aligns most with Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they mention feeling a bit self-conscious and inwardly focused, e.g. reflecting on themselves in “as vezes me sinto meio ridículo por gostar das coisas que eu gosto e isso se atrelar tanto a minha personalidade”, and admit to being online but not actively posting in “não estou tweetando mas saibam que estou online”, which suggests an inward, observer-like stance rather than constant external engagement. Their interests and language point strongly to Intuition: they talk in terms of aesthetics, personality, and symbolism instead of pure concrete detail, such as praising artistic uniqueness in “todas são ótimas mas a chappell tem um diferencial enorme por conta da autenticidade e estética completamente inovadora dentro da geração dela” and analyzing media themes like gore and narrative in “pra mim um gore só é um gore bom quando faz sentido”. They come across as Feeling rather than Thinking, centering values and emotional reactions: defending Beyoncé with moral language in “não sei como esses viados chatos querem desmerecer o trabalho impecável da beyoncé” and expressing empathy and personal struggle in threads like “eu fui essa criança e vou te falar que foi um inferno maior ainda quando eu percebi que estava sendo influenciado pelos meus pais a seguir uma religião que não tinha nada a ver comigo”. On the Perceiving vs Judging axis, they show spontaneity and flexibility more than structure: reinstalling games impulsively in “reinstalando genshin pela 10482 vez”, joking about account ‘cleanliness’ vs actual content in “pq ta aparecendo coisa de sexo pq? essa conta é pra ser mais clean”, and generally bouncing between obsessions and moods rather than sticking to a rigid plan. Overall, their emotionally expressive, aesthetic-focused, introspective, and somewhat chaotic tweeting style fits INFP better than more organized or detached types.

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K‑pop analyst, playlist architect & part‑time horror critic. Reinstalling Genshin, defending Chappell Roan, and pretending this is a clean account.– @faggotinhos

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This cocktail is bright, loud, and a little unhinged—just like a timeline that goes from reinstalling games to sexual overshare in seconds, as in “reinstalando genshin pela 10482 vez” and “minha buceta está piscando e babando”. The soju-infused peach liqueur nods to their K‑pop stan core and softness under the chaos, pulled from tweets about SHINee, NMIX, and playlists like “fiz uma playlist de kpop pra minha professora”. Blue curaçao gives it a bold, dramatic color that matches their love for strong aesthetics and idols, echoed in “to obcecado no juyeon” and “eu to babando”. Spicy ginger syrup represents their sharp tongue and zero-filter commentary in posts like “branco é foda” and “??? vai se tratar”. Sparkling lychee soda and edible glitter bring the playful, glittery, queer energy of someone who can tweet “mando foto da bunda na dm de quem pedir com jeitinho” and still gush over Chappell Roan and Beyoncé with lines like “cowboy carter tem uma personalidade do caralho”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through blunt courage and a tendency to speak out without softening their words. They openly call out behavior they find wrong or harmful, like criticizing people who romanticize true crime in a very direct way: “mas o jeito que ela falou foi completamente estranho, sabe? e assim, ser fascinado por uma pessa, mesmo que no sentido psicológico, que fez brutalidades com outras pessoas, é completamente bizarro.” and similarly rejecting tone‑deaf music takes with: “??? vai se tratar”. There’s also a fearless, sometimes reckless sexual frankness in tweets such as “i want blowjob him” and “minha buceta está piscando e babando”, which suggests impulsiveness and a lack of concern for social decorum. At the same time, they show passionate defense of what they love, e.g., fiercely protecting Beyoncé’s work: “cowboy carter tem uma personalidade do caralho… não sei como esses viados chatos querem desmerecer o trabalho impecável da beyoncé”. Their willingness to engage in conflict, to ratio people (“ratio + i need a sugar daddy + pintoawards + hit”), and to loudly embrace their own identity and preferences in public all fit the bold, confrontational, and unapologetic profile of a Gryffindor more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter traits of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.

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The song that best fits them is “HOT TO GO!” by Chappell Roan, because their online persona is loud, horny, very online, and unapologetically queer in a way that mirrors Chappell’s campy pop energy. They explicitly list Chappell Roan as their current non‑K‑pop favorite — “1. chappell roan 2. beyoncé 3. raye 4. björk 5. fka twigs” “lista de favs fora do kpop atualmente (não tem ordem de qual mais gosto)” and later say that “a chappell tem um diferencial enorme por conta da autenticidade e estética completamente inovadora” “todas são ótimas mas a chappell tem um diferencial enorme por conta da autenticidade e estética completamente inovadora dentro da geração dela”, which matches the bold, self‑expressive theme of the song. Their tweets are extremely sexual and playful — like “i want blowjob him”, “minha buceta está piscando e babando”, and “mando foto da bunda na dm de quem pedir com jeitinho” — echoing the flirty, shameless, dance‑floor confidence in HOT TO GO!. They’re also very online, dramatic, and meme-y, e.g., “estou insano”, “gnt to babando o cabelo pra tras”, and “EU AMO VOCÊS”, which lines up with the song’s over‑the‑top, crowd‑chant vibe. Overall, HOT TO GO! captures their queer, horny, stan‑culture personality better than a darker or more serious track by their other faves like Beyoncé or Björk.

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