Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly shares vulnerability and self-doubt in tweets like “Não é possível eu nasci ora ser um fracasso [picture]”, showing strong emotional self-perception.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and playful exaggeration in posts like “SEJA LUZ: Pergunte a um amigo corinthiano como o time dele esta e espere entretenimento [picture]” and jokes about CLT and fashion, indicating a sharp sense of humor.
- Culturally-engaged: Frequently comments on music, films, k-pop and anime (e.g. “Acabei de ver o filme de solanin. Puta que pariu. [picture]”, “Tenho que ver o filme de haikyuu que inferno [picture]”, multiple Spotify links), showing curiosity and involvement in pop culture.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and family, like praising a professor as “1 PAI” in “Fabio Luciano saiba que vc n eh um professor vc eh 1 PAI [picture]” and celebrating having a sibling who works at the cinema in “EU AMO TER IRMAO QUE TRAMPA NO CINEMA [picture]”.
- Introspective: Reflects on past thinking and growth in “Eu pensava assim tambem ate perceber que isso é pensamento de filho da puta [picture] [quoted tweet]”, indicating self-critique and learning from experience.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Tweets like “Não é possível eu nasci ora ser um fracasso [picture]” and worries about how they speak (“Como pode eu ainda ter vergonha de cada silaba que sai da minha boca outa que pariuuuu [picture]”) show harsh self-judgment.
- Impulsive-language: Frequent strong swearing and harsh phrasing (e.g. “Vai tomar no cu eles tocavam MUITO [picture]”, “Eu pensava assim tambem ate perceber que isso é pensamento de filho da puta [picture] [quoted tweet]”) suggest tendency to react bluntly or intensely.
- Overcommitted: Mentions academic overload and exhaustion, like “Eu e meu grupo no fim do semestre [picture] [quoted tweet]” and celebrating attendance being given for the rest of the semester while already on the bus, hinting at stretched commitments and escape behavior.
- Overthinking: Tweets about lingering guilt or impact on others such as “Acho que deixei feridas incuráveis dentro do eric tadinho, foi so uma pergunta [picture]” and ongoing embarrassment over speaking, showing rumination over interactions.
- Avoidant-behavior: Questions their own habits like “Não é normal preferir pegar 3 onibus do que ir pra casa não ne? [picture]”, implying they sometimes avoid situations or environments that might need to be faced directly.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user’s mix of sharp opinions, self-awareness, and niche obsessions lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and hard on themselves, saying things like they were "born to be a failure", yet still striving and showing up to college and interviews in a way that makes them an "iconic fashion" reference among friends. Their strong moral and critical streak comes through when they call out fan behavior and rethink their own views, as in “I used to think like this too until I realized this is a son-of-a-bitch mindset” and the critique that “you put too much hope in Korean men, none of them are good.” At the same time, they’re deeply passionate and nerdy about pop culture—K‑pop, anime like Haikyuu, specific albums like “Luminous is the best Scandal album,” and film takes—all very Lisa-coded in how intensely they latch onto media. Their humor is sharp and sometimes biting, but it’s grounded in empathy and anxiety, like “how can I still be embarrassed by every syllable that comes out of my mouth” and the stress of “taking a packed bus with cramps builds character.” Overall, the combination of righteous rants, niche intellectual/arts interests, and vulnerable overthinking fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic or apathetic personalities of Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they clearly thrive on people, chaos, and interaction, constantly talking about buses full of strangers and social dynamics, e.g. “AMO SENHORES EXTROVERTIDOS NO ONIBUS” and joking about being entertainment for friends with “SEJA LUZ: Pergunte a um amigo corinthiano como o time dele esta e espere entretenimento”. Their interests and language are very Intuitive (N), driven by vibes, possibilities, and broader narratives rather than concrete detail; they obsess over media and aesthetics in a big-picture way, like “Sei la esse cb da Yves e do aespa me faz acreditar que bom kpop voltou” and dramatic takes such as “Papo retissimo eu estou assim ha uma semana completa OBCECADA por voguing vsfff”. The strong emotional tone, concern with values, and people-centered commentary point to Feeling (F) over Thinking: for example, “Eu pensava assim tambem ate perceber que isso é pensamento de filho da puta” shows moral reflection and empathy, and “Deve ser muito bom ser inevitavelmente bonita” reveals sensitivity and self-image concerns. Finally, they appear clearly Perceiving (P): they lean into spontaneity and last-minute decisions rather than structure, like “Meu professor deu presenca pra todo mundo ate o fim do semestre e eu ja to no onibus 😭” and the chaotic energy of “FODASE TO VOLTANDO PRA CASAAAAAA”. Across the timeline they show classic ENFP traits: highly expressive, humor and memes as social glue, emotionally intense reactions to media, and a preference for experiences and possibilities over rigid planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Python is for zombies, but I’m willing to learn it if it means I get to spend my undead afterlife sitting next to you on that crowded bus with cramps, complaining about CLT and cold together.
- You: ‘Luminous is the best SCANDAL album, I just feel sorry for who disagrees.’ Me: ‘I fully agree, but honestly the brightest thing in my life right now would be a date with you—Luminous is only runner-up.’
- As a fellow person who thinks k‑pop got good again with Yves and aespa, I propose a study session: we analyze comebacks, you show up in your ‘Monday interview outfit,’ and I try not to fall even more in love with your so‑called ‘fashion icon fardo.’
- You pray for voguing, mourn Seokmin going blond, drag k‑poppers, defend Beyoncé’s IASF, and still find time to be obcecada with film AUs—statistically speaking, the only logical next step is you becoming obcecada with me too.
- If you can leave ‘incurable wounds’ in Eric with just one question, imagine what you could do to my heart with one ‘oi’—but don’t worry, I promise to be less dramatic about it than Corinthians’ season.
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Tall girl on crowded buses, K‑pop & Corinthians analyst in denial. Once watched Solanin and hasn’t emotionally recovered since. Opinions are my own.– @faistasy
Your signature cocktail
The Obcecadas Onibus Fizz
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and oddly comforting—just like someone who tweets “Pegar ônibus lotado com cólica é algo que molda caráter” and still has the energy to scream “AESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. The cachaça with rosemary and sea salt nods to Brazilian roots and the tweet “Sal e alecrim”, giving it a grounded, earthy base beneath all the drama. The spicy guava and lime shrub is sweet but burns a little, channeling the unfiltered mouth of someone who says “Tenho que parar de ser boca de sacola” and “EU ODEIO FRIO PORRA”. Sparkling sake adds a fizzy, K‑pop/asia-coded edge inspired by their obsessions with Seventeen, aespa and k‑culture, like in “Nunca fui tão obcecada por grupo e eu acho que nunca mais vou ser” and “Sei la esse cb da Yves e do aespa me faz acreditar que bom kpop voltou”. The cold brew coffee ice cube keeps things bitter and exhausted, melting slowly like the student on the bus in “Meu professor deu presenca pra todo mundo ate o fim do semestre e eu ja to no onibus 😭”. Finally, an edible glitter mist on top is there purely because a 1,73 fashion icon who says “Um fardo ser um icone fashion” and lives in all caps deserves to literally shimmer while complaining.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tone is intensely bold, impulsive and confrontational in a very Gryffindor way, constantly going straight for strong language and dramatics, like when they rant about the bus and pain in “Pegar ônibus lotado com cólica é algo que molda caráter” or scream about weather in “EU ODEIO FRIO PORRA”. They also frame life as something to power through with sheer nerve, celebrating character-building suffering and chaos: “Bem que disseram que Python é pra zumbis” and “O tanto de chuva que eu tomei, pqp to fodida” both treat hardship almost like a challenge. There’s a clear tendency to loudly stand by their opinions and tastes even when they know others will disagree, as in “O Luminous é o melhor álbum do Scandal, e quem discorda eu so lamento” and “Sei la esse cb da Yves e do aespa me faz acreditar que bom kpop voltou”, which fits Gryffindor’s outspoken conviction. They’re socially fearless and thrive on messy, high‑energy situations — calling out fandom behavior in “Acho engraçado que kpopper sempre arranja um bode expiatório...” and making jokes at friends’ expense in “Acho que deixei feridas incuráveis dentro do eric tadinho, foi so uma pergunta” — showing the blunt courage and lack of subtle self‑preservation typical of Gryffindors rather than the calculated restraint of Slytherin. Even their self‑deprecating lines, like “Não é possível eu nasci ora ser um fracasso”, are delivered with theatrical flair rather than quiet brooding, reinforcing an identity built on loud emotion and gutsy honesty rather than studious Ravenclaw detachment or Hufflepuff softness.
Your movie
Your song
Rain On Me - Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Rain On Me” by Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande, because it embraces chaos, drama, and survival with humor—exactly their vibe. They constantly oscillate between self‑deprecation and resilience, like when they say “Não é possível eu nasci ora ser um fracasso” and later celebrate small victories such as “FODASE TO VOLTANDO PRA CASAAAAAA”. Their life is full of literal and metaphorical storms, from “Pegar ônibus lotado com cólica é algo que molda caráter” to “O tanto de chuva que eu tomei, pqp to fodida”, matching the song’s imagery of dancing through the rain. The song’s playful drama and pop‑diva energy also align with their k‑pop and diva obsession shown in tweets like “Sei la esse cb da Yves e do aespa me faz acreditar que bom kpop voltou” and “Cara vai se foder essa é sim a mulher loira mais linda gostosa tesuda desse mundo”. Overall, Rain On Me captures their mix of emotional intensity, humor, and staying fabulous even when everything is a mess.
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