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Your Simpsons character
Like the sarcastic proprietor of The Android's Dungeon, @fakedanton exhibits a high-brow sense of intellectual superiority, frequently dismissing others as “idiots” or “burros”. He possesses a niche, obsessive expertise in economics and political theory, often using his knowledge to gatekeep debates by claiming others “don’t have the conditions to debate” him. His online persona is defined by cynical, biting commentary on pop culture and politics, exemplified by his boastful assertion that “I am the man and you are holes”. Ultimately, both share a blend of academic elitism and a sharp-tongued, lonely-at-the-top attitude toward the 'common' person's intellect.

Your MBTI personality Type
Danton exhibits the Extroversion and Perceiving traits of a 'Debater,' frequently engaging in social gatherings like “Churrasco o Dia todo com carnes nobres e cervejas alemãs” while admitting to being “nos meus episódios de mania... querendo fazer mil coisas”. His Intuition is evident in his focus on abstract political theory and systemic critiques, such as his defense of “Pós Weberianos > Marxistas” and his interest in “e/acc” (effective accelerationism). The Thinking preference is highlighted by his aggressive, logic-driven approach to debate, often ridiculing opponents' intellect by claiming “ninguém chama pro debate de ideias pq não tem condições de debater”. Ultimately, his blend of intellectualism and provocative humor, such as “Tuitar merda às vezes é libertador”, aligns perfectly with the ENTP's love for challenging the status quo and social stimulation.

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Economics at UFAC & columnist. Bridging the gap between fiscal rigor and real-world results. Once lost a debate to a rogue snack machine at Marlene’s.– @fakedanton

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This cocktail is a strong, 'experimental-traditionalist' blend that mirrors a man who identifies as a “Gramsciano de Direita” while craving “Lee Kuan Yew na Economia e nos costumes”. The aged cachaça represents his Acrean roots, while a jolt of espresso fuels his “episódios de mania, excitação total com a vida”. Bitter Campari reflects his disdain for “perfeito idiota Latino Americano” rhetoric, cut by a sharp tonic symbolizing his focus on “fiscalização e eficiência”. Finally, it is served with a gold leaf because, for the Padrin, “A nossa vitória também será estética!”

Your Hogwarts House
Danton exhibits the quintessential Slytherin traits of ambition and the strategic pursuit of power, explicitly stating that “Precisamos disputar os micro espaços de poder”. His self-proclaimed “hiperfoco em dinheiro e mulher safada” and his drive for status—declaring he will “ganhar mais que cantor sertanejo”—reveal a focus on material success and personal advancement. He demonstrates a cutthroat intellectual elitism, dismissing opponents with “eu sou pica e vocês são buracos” and claiming he has already forgotten more than others will ever learn. Ultimately, his commitment to a “projeto ideológico” and his admiration for efficient, top-down leadership models like Singapore's mark him as a leader driven by results and influence.

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This song perfectly encapsulates fakedanton’s unapologetic self-assurance and his defiance of conventional political and social labels. He consistently highlights his intellectual independence, claiming “nobody calls for a debate of ideas because they have no conditions to debate” and dismissing his critics with a sense of superiority. Despite facing personal struggles and being “surrounded by people... yet still feeling isolated,” he maintains a firm commitment to his unique path as a 'Gramscian of the Right' and a student of economics. Ultimately, his bio and tweets reflect a man who has “faced it all and stood tall,” choosing to live and think exactly as he pleases.

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