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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, rebellious tone and love for mocking others mirrors Bart’s mischievous personality. For example, they write, "only good thing of still being friends with my ex on steam is I can see he's spent unironically 73% of his year playing the worst games ever," a sarcastic jab that feels like Bart’s classic snark. Their dramatic teenage frustration shows in, "DUDE THE ONE NIGHT I SIT TO TRY AND WATCH A SHOW THE INTERNET GOES OUT AND THERE'S A HELICOPTER FLYING OVER MY HOUSE MY DAY WAS SHITTY ENOUGH," echoing Bart’s tendency to blow small annoyances out of proportion. They also display reckless, self‑destructive humor, as seen in "hanging myself at 160 fuck a fan contest at 170," which fits Bart’s reckless antics. Finally, their craving for attention – "I wish people talked about me like this" – captures Bart’s desire to be noticed and remembered, making Bart Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted traits, treating the account as a personal diary and focusing on inner feelings (e.g., 'I know I use this page as my diary but I would actually like to make real stuff some time so people can know me' and 'Sometimes I cry because I feel people are grossed out by my existence'). Their posts favor abstract, speculative ideas rather than concrete details, such as 'I think tiktok censoring certain words has been an important factor in the rise of anti intellectualism' and the conspiratorial 'the KKK is collaborating with tyler and kendrick for some fucking reason', indicating an Intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and critical sarcasm, exemplified by 'I think tiktok censoring certain words...' and 'Honestly if you spend most of your time calling a random guy a rapist...' showing a Thinking (T) style. The tweet flow is impulsive, eclectic, and unstructured—rants like 'DUDE THE ONE NIGHT I SIT TO TRY AND WATCH A SHOW THE INTERNET GOES OUT...' and spontaneous statements about forgetting to save a game—reflecting a Perceiving (P) approach. Overall, the combination points to an INTP personality.

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20‑year‑old nonbinary meme curator. Gaming, AI & pop‑culture ramblings. Once baked a cake during a blackout. 6'1 | making sense of chaos, tweets at a time.– @FakeThonkus

Your signature cocktail
Swim in the Void is a dark, frothy concoction that mirrors Limebur's chaotic, self‑deprecating humor. The base of black vodka (160‑proof) nods to the tweet "hanging myself at 160 fuck a fan contest at 170", while a splash of absinthe captures the line "kinda crazy how in both ai and the real world nobody's excited to see you". Fresh lime juice adds a splash of "The boat may have sailed so I might as well swim" vibe, and a drizzle of chili‑infused honey gives the "this jit cracks the moon 🤣 (please laugh)" bite. The egg‑white foam on top is like the "AI‑generated onomatopoeias" they mock, a frothy mask over the bitter core. Together the drink is a tangible diary entry, echoing "I know I use this page as my diary but I would actually like to make real stuff some time so people can know me".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s drive for personal recognition is evident in tweets like "I want to make real stuff some time so people can know me" and "I wish people talked about me like this," reflecting classic Slytherin ambition. They also show a willingness to manipulate narratives and provoke controversy, as in "'maybe you losing your job isn’t that bad if it helps make ai better' my mum after I told her I got fired and replaced by chatgpt," demonstrating cunning. Their strategic commentary on cultural trends, for example "I think tiktok censoring certain words has been an important factor in the rise of anti intellectualism," reveals the resourceful, calculated mindset typical of Slytherins. These traits together point strongly toward Slytherin rather than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.

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The user’s bio “The boat may have sailed so I might as well swim” and tweets like “hanging myself at 160 fuck a fan contest at 170” show a sense of hopelessness and self‑destruction that matches the lyric “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?”. The frequent self‑deprecation (“I wish I was perceived as a woman more often”, “I’m a piece of shit but I don’t think that justifies the misgendering”) mirrors the song’s feeling of not belonging. Their repeated expressions of depression (“Sometimes I cry because I feel people are grossed out by my existence”, “depression made me forget I actually know how to wear cool clothes”) echo the loneliness in “I don’t belong here.” The user’s desire for recognition (“I would actually like to make real stuff some time so people can know me”) aligns with the yearning in the song’s refrain. Overall, the combination of alienation, self‑critique, and yearning for connection makes “Creep” a fitting anthem.

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