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Your Simpsons character
Much like Milhouse, @fangedkc experiences extreme emotional volatility, swinging from a desperate need for validation—“I need to have attention on me. I need to be adored and loved.”—to deep bouts of self-pity and social alienation. They share a preoccupation with physical fragility and chronic misfortune, often documenting their various ailments and perceived social failures, such as when they lament, “I suck at everything I do”. Despite this, they maintain a specific, nerdy devotion to their niche interests and romantic attachments, expressing a Milhouse-esque intensity when they claim, “I need their world to revolve around me.”. Both figures occupy a space of constant, dramatic yearning while navigating a world that often feels overwhelmingly hostile to their sensitive dispositions.

Your MBTI personality Type
Despite their struggles, fangedkc shows an Extroverted (E) need for external validation, stating “I need to have attention on me. I need to be adored and loved” and often engaging with 'oomfies' and followers. They exhibit Intuition (N) through an intense preoccupation with identity and abstract character archetypes, wanting others to “genuinely think I’m a manga character”. Their decision-making is heavily driven by Feeling (F), as their tweets are a stream of raw emotional processing, from “sobbing uncontrollably” to expressing deep affection for their boyfriend. Finally, they display Perceiving (P) traits through erratic mood shifts and spontaneous actions, noting “I had a random mood swing and I feel like the best person in the world” rather than following a structured or organized routine.

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Polish-based biology and history enthusiast with a passion for reptile care and figure skating. Dedicated to advocacy and pursuing justice through the law.– @fangedkc

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This drink captures the chaotic intensity of a soul who claims “literally Ryūnosuke Akutagawa”. The high-proof absinthe and caffeine mirror the peak of a mood swing where they feel “so full of energy I’m shaking”, while the bitter tonic grounds the drink in the reality of their physical struggles and “unbearable” pain. The silver glitter reflects a deep need to be “adored and loved” under a “loving spotlight”. It is a complex, experimental concoction for someone who feels they “deserve to be praised for living” while navigating a truly “irrational” world.

Your Hogwarts House
@fangedkc exhibits a powerful drive for self-preservation and control, particularly through their body and reputation, stating, “I suck at everything I do, I can at least control my body”. Their ambition is tied to a desire for status and perceived superiority, as seen when they admit, “I hate myself but I’m also better than everyone else” and “I usually see people as inferior or superior to me”. They prioritize their own needs for attention and influence, noting, “I need their world to revolve around me”. This combination of resourcefulness in the face of trauma and a cunning, hierarchical worldview aligns them firmly with Slytherin.

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The user's feed is dominated by a harrowing struggle for autonomy over a body they feel is no longer theirs, paralleling the song’s themes of power and mental instability. They explicitly state, “One of my main reasons is the need to control my body. It was taken advantage of so many times, I need to have something to control so I can feel it’s still mine”, reflecting a desperate grasp for agency following trauma. The lyrics about being 'bigger than my body' resonate with their fluctuating self-perception, where they feel “better than everyone else” one moment and like a victim of “the voices” the next. Furthermore, the song’s dark, haunting atmosphere mirrors their reality of living with chronic pain, intrusive thoughts, and the “disgust and anger” they perceive from their environment.

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