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Much like Barney, the town's most visible substance abuser, @fangs4them's life revolves around cycles of intoxication and physical collapse, often tweeting about being “actually twitching like a fucking tweaker” or being in a state where “typing is taking too long rn everything’s in slow motion”. They share a self-deprecating awareness of their social isolation, mirroring Barney's frequent lonely stints at Moe's, while expressing a desire for peers who “just wanna watch horror movies and do drugs”. Both individuals experience a revolving door of institutional intervention, with the user noting they are “being moved to a supported living place bc they think I’m schizophrenic”. Finally, the physical toll of their lifestyle is a constant theme, as seen when the user admits to “passing out and smacking my head really fucking hard against my scale”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Armand demonstrates clear Introversion (I) by describing their account as a “little internet diary” and expressing a strong preference for solitary drug use over social interaction, noting they “wish I had irls” yet staying isolated. Their Intuitive (N) leanings appear in their internal musings and distorted perceptions, such as being “convinced myself everything in the world was scripted” during a drug-induced state. The Feeling (F) preference is evident in their intense, emotionally driven reactions to life events, such as when they “might cry to my mother so she brings me a sandwich” or feel deep shame over minor failures. Finally, a Perceiving (P) trait is shown through their chaotic, unplanned lifestyle and lack of a rigid schedule, admitted in tweets like “Actually twitching like a fucking tweaker idk what I took I forgot”.

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UK-based enthusiast of classic horror cinema and alternative fashion. When I'm not curating my wardrobe, I'm perfecting the art of the 7-minute self-portrait.– @fangs4them

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This drink captures Armand’s chaotic energy, starting with Absinthe to reflect their frequent drug use and the feeling that “everything in the world was scripted and I was about to die lol”. The Bitter Lemon Tonic mimics their prickly relationship with authority and the fact that “support workers called on me” while they try to maintain control. We add Edible Silver Glitter because despite the struggle, they still indulge in luxury like the “atelier Pierrot x innocent collection”. Finally, the single cherry represents the high-stakes 'game' they play with their health, often feeling like “the scale with actually fucking move” is the only win that matters.

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Armand demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and calculated resourcefulness, particularly in their interactions with authority figures. They prioritize personal goals like weight loss above all else, viewing life as a strategic game where they seek validation through results, such as when they noted, “It’s like a game to me… about to eat burger tho”. Their ambition is singularly focused on achieving a specific image, and they exhibit a certain cunning when navigating social systems, such as planning to be high to avoid difficult conversations: “have fun trying to have a conversation with me when I’m high”. Ultimately, their pride in their drastic progress, evidenced by the claim “104lbs gone 26lbs to go”, aligns with the house's emphasis on achievement and determination.

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The song's juxtaposition of glamour and self-destruction perfectly mirrors Armand's obsession with aesthetics and weight loss amidst a chaotic personal life. They openly document their struggle with a restrictive eating disorder, tweeting, “I heavily restrict because when I was dying in intensive care a woman said it was because I’m fat.” Lana Del Rey’s themes of drug use and toxic relationships resonate with Armand’s admission that they “chill and do some drugs so I refrain from calling up family members and telling them how much I want them dead.” Despite their physical suffering, such as when they “pass out and smack my head really fucking hard against my scale,” they remain hyper-focused on reaching a “GW:110” to achieve a specific look for future plans. Ultimately, the song captures the hazy, drug-influenced reality and the vulnerable isolation of a young adult living in supported housing while battling severe mental illness.

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