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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, and constantly trolling. They lean heavily into crude humor and provocation, like joking about scamming kids in Roblox in “Como eu vou scamar criança no Roblox se n posso mais falar com elas😢” and thirst-posting in “EU VOU GOZAR CARALHO”, which mirrors Bart’s immature, boundary-pushing style. The exaggerated insults and over-the-top rage in posts like “Um filho da puta mal amado que quase foi abortado devia se explodir junto da família toda dele” fit Bart’s tendency to blow up dramatically rather than respond calmly. At the same time, there’s a self-deprecating, clownish side—rating their own appearance as "inexistente/10" in “aparência: inexistente/10...” and joking about not bathing in “Nao tomo banho desde 2019”—that feels very Bart-like in how he masks insecurity with jokes. Their obsessional fandom ("Eu te amo one piece" in this tweet) also echoes Bart’s intense, sometimes juvenile fixations on shows and hobbies.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with mutuals, do public Q&A threads like “Mutual que… Comente que mando você se fuder”, and openly share personal stuff such as “Retrospectiva 2025 Beijei: sim Transei: não… Nível de depressão: agr 3/10 seila”, which signals comfort with external attention and social chaos. Their humor and interests point strongly to Intuition (N): they obsess over long-form, concept-heavy series like One Piece and To Be Hero X (“One piece é a melhor coisa criada pelo homem”; “to be hero X é o anime do ano”) and make exaggerated, imaginative statements such as “Eu tenho medo do comedor de cu”, which are more abstract than concrete. Their style is blunt, confrontational, and joke-first, fitting Thinking (T): they insult broadly and harshly like “Um filho da puta mal amado que quase foi abortado devia se explodir junto da família toda dele” and “Qm usa mega cavaleiro deveria ser ######### ######### # #####”, prioritizing provocation over harmony. The frequent impulsive outbursts and lack of structure suggest Perceiving (P): they often post in-the-moment reactions such as “FILHO DA PUTA TOMEI SPOILER DE BLACK CLOVER” and “Hj vai ser uma merda das grandes”, and even self-rate their patience as “inexistente/10” in “aparência: inexistente/10… paciência: inexistente/10”, which fits a spontaneous, low-planning lifestyle. Altogether, the high-energy online presence, love of debates/jokes, abstract fandom obsession, and chaotic spontaneity align best with ENTP.

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Angolan anime enjoyer (One Piece fanatic), 1.85m of sarcasm and hot takes. Once almost quit Twitter, but stayed for the manga and Minecraft.– @fanhoplush

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This chaotic mix starts with a cachaça shot for the unfiltered, horny gremlin energy of tweets like “EU VOU GOZAR CARALHO” and the constant sexual jokes. Green melon liqueur stands in for their ever-changing but currently favorite color being green, as confessed in “cor fav toda hora muda mas agr é verde”. A hit of red energy drink channels the manic timeline presence of someone screaming about One Piece in posts like “Caralho eu amo one piece vai se fuder oda como q vc consegue fazer algo tão bom”. The splash of bitter herbal amaro represents the depressive, self-deprecating side shown in “Nível de depressão: agr 3/10 seila” and the wish to disappear in “Tô quase parando de usar twitter”. Finally, grape juice ice cubes are a nod to their favorite fruit from “fruta fav uva”, softening the bitterness the same way anime and manga—especially “Eu te amo one piece”—seem to sweeten their life.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a sharp, cutting attitude and lack of concern for being liked, which fits Slytherin’s ruthless edge. For example, they casually dehumanize others in tweets like “Um filho da puta mal amado que quase foi abortado devia se explodir junto da família toda dele” and “Qm usa mega cavaleiro deveria ser ######### ######### # #####”, showing a willingness to say whatever they want regardless of consequences. There’s also a self‑serving, pleasure‑first streak in posts like “So punheta” and “Da nem pra lavar a mão depois da punheta pq acabou a água 😢”, highlighting prioritization of their own impulses and comfort. Their fixation on personal grudges or irritation, as in “A vitória do flamengo acabou com minha semana” and “Odeio a felicidade dos outros”, reveals a competitive, resentful nature typical of Slytherin. Finally, their intense, almost obsessive passion for what they love—especially One Piece in tweets like “One piece é a melhor coisa criada pelo homem” and “Eu te amo one piece”—shows the kind of focused, all‑in ambition and drive to cling to a personal "reason to live" that is very Slytherin in spirit.

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A song that proudly leans into chaotic self-deprecation like “Loser” by Beck fits them best. They constantly joke about themselves and their life situation, like rating their looks as “aparência: inexistente/10” and saying “Nao tomo banho desde 2019”. Their timeline swings between horny, unfiltered humor and frustration, seen in posts like “EU VOU GOZAR CARALHO” and “Um filho da puta mal amado que quase foi abortado devia se explodir junto da família toda dele”, matching the song’s absurd, darkly comic vibe. At the same time, they show genuine emotional struggle and cynicism about love, like in “retrospectiva amorosa 2025... dezembro: odeio mulher” and “Tentei me matar: acho q 3”, which resonates with the song’s underlying sense of resignation. Overall, Loser captures someone who turns their chaos, depression, and outsider feeling into loud, ironic humor—exactly how this account presents itself.

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