Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm and loyalty for favorites like Ana Paula Renault and BBB, e.g. “COMO TE AMO ANA PAULA TORCERIA POR VOCE EM TODAS AS MINHAS VIDAS”.
- Humorous commentary: Uses exaggerated reactions and laughter to make jokes about TV, politics, and daily life, like “KKKKKKKKK CARA RIDICULO” and “MENTIRAAAAA”.
- Cultural engagement: Engages deeply with pop culture (BBB, Hunger Games, Pokémon, Buffy, Grammys), e.g. “to revendo os primeiros jogos vorazes e eh incrível como o gale me irrita” and “comprar em brechó 😍 depois jantar uma shawarma… assistindo buffy the vampire slayer”.
- Direct honesty: Speaks plainly about what she likes or dislikes, such as “livro ruim da porra mds é claro que tinha que ser da carla madeira” and “achei uma merda sinceramente eles tem que parar de tentar”.
- Playful self-awareness: Acknowledges her own obsessions and reactions in a humorous way, like “eu to muito doente pela ana paula to começando a ficar preocupada comigo” and “a ignorância eh uma dadiva mesmo viu pqp queria não saber de nada”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh insults: Frequently uses aggressive name-calling toward people, e.g. “sarah andrade mulher mais patética e baixa que já pisou no centro oeste” and “a pessoa tem coragem de abrir a boca tendo esse sotaque horrível morra hoje matheus”.
- Ableist language: Uses slurs about mental disability, for example “matheus retardado real” and “tente não dizer retardada”.
- Hostile reactions: Responds to disagreement with aggressive or violent phrasing, such as “haddad se eu te pego na rua eh porrada” and “SARAH ANDRADE SE PREPARE O PRIMEIRO SMT RAMPEIRA QUE ELA VAI LER QUANDO SAIR DO BBB VAI SER MEU”.
- Negativity focus: Timeline centers heavily on complaints and anger toward contestants, books, and situations, e.g. “ai to ficando até de saco cheio de assistir esse programa kkk tchongos” and “ta caro”.
- Impulsive posting: Fires off strong opinions in the heat of the moment about shows and people, like “que injusto serio #dropei” and “ai to ficando até de saco cheio de assistir esse programa”, which can come across as extreme.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is sharp, opinionated, and very online in a way that fits Lisa’s mix of intelligence, sensitivity, and righteous rage. Like Lisa, they switch fast between serious social/political frustration and pop‑culture obsession, e.g. threatening Haddad in a jokingly over‑dramatic way in “haddad se eu te pego na rua eh porrada .” while also nerding out about BBB and Buffy. Their critical streak and low tolerance for nonsense is very Lisa-coded, as seen in complaints like “a ignorância eh uma dadiva mesmo viu pqp queria não saber de nada” and trashing a book in “livro ruim da porra mds é claro que tinha que ser da carla madeira”. At the same time, they’re passionate and emotionally intense about their faves, obsessing over Ana Paula Renault in “COMO TE AMO ANA PAULA TORCERIA POR VOCE EM TODAS AS MINHAS VIDAS” and “eu to muito doente pela ana paula to começando a ficar preocupada comigo”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to hyperfixate on causes and idols. They also have a nerdy, slightly alternative side—talking about Letterboxd and giving Disaster Movie five stars in “disaster movie sendo 5 estrelas no meu letterboxd e tendo 1.2 de média” and dreaming about a Buffy revival in “se a chloé ganhar vou ficar feliz pq significa que o revival de buffy vai ser minimamente bom !”—which fits Lisa’s artsy, off‑mainstream taste.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly live-comment public events (especially BBB and pop culture) with big emotional reactions and jokes, e.g. “ai hoje perguntaram pro cobrador alguma coisa e eu só escutei a resposta TÁ ESCRITO O QUE ALI IRMÃO? GUARA I” and “to revendo os primeiros jogos vorazes e eh incrível como o gale me irrita homem insuportável”, sharing their inner monologue openly instead of keeping it private. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: they exaggerate, dramatize and spin small events into hyperbolic narratives like “a ignorância eh uma dadiva mesmo viu pqp queria não saber de nada” and “bom sabor que minha tristeza é a alegria de muitos!”, focusing less on concrete details and more on attitudes, meanings, and vibes. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: value judgments and emotional reactions dominate, whether intense hate or love, such as “COMO TE AMO ANA PAULA TORCERIA POR VOCE EM TODAS AS MINHAS VIDAS” and “sarah andrade mulher mais patética e baixa que já pisou no centro oeste .”. Their decisions and opinions are framed around what feels right or wrong rather than logical argument. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life appears spontaneous and reactive (impulse to spend, eat, binge-watch, drop shows), e.g. “vontade inacreditavel de gastar 800 reais em pokemon”, “que injusto serio #dropei”, and “ansiosa pra pedir um querido sushizinho amanhã enquanto vejo o grammy .”, showing more in-the-moment flexibility than structured planning. Putting this together, the profile best fits ENFP: expressive, emotionally intense, pop-culture-driven, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting ‘a querido sushizinho while watching the Grammys’ is cute, but have you considered upgrading the combo to ‘sushi, Grammys and one (1) annoying girl beside you screaming every time Ana Paula appears on screen’?
- You said you’re ‘doente real nesta coleção’ — lucky for you, I specialize in fashion emergencies. I can be your limited edition: drops only for people who hate Sarah Andrade and love Ana Paula Renault.
- The way you talk about Ana Paula — ‘TORCERIA POR VOCÊ EM TODAS AS MINHAS VIDAS’ — made me wonder… what do I have to do to earn even metade of that energy? I can start by watching every BBB party with you and pretending they’re still good.
- You rewatching The Hunger Games just to be annoyed at Gale while declaring Juliano Floss ‘the first man in the world’ tells me your male tolerance is on hard mode. Luckily, I’m here applying for the ‘namoradas.’ role you retweeted — gender compliant, annoying in a fun way, zero Gale energy.
- You said ‘comprar em brechó, shawarma, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ is a perfect day; I volunteer as tribute to be the one holding your bags, stealing your shawarma fries, and pausing Buffy only when you’re too busy laughing at some cursed BBB baralho on the timeline.
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Jess • BR pop culture + BBB commentator • Once rated Disaster Movie 5★ unironically and never recovered • Opinions hotter than the Brazilian summer– @fashionxkillazz
Your signature cocktail
Born Skinny Witch (AI DIA LINDO Spritz)
This cocktail is built around sake-infused gin for your anxious pre-Grammy sushi plans, inspired by your vibe in “ansiosa pra pedir um querido sushizinho amanhã enquanto vejo o grammy .”. The morango & moranguete syrup is a sweet, trashy-delicious nod to your candy love in “i ❤️moranguete” and the dramatic lesbian yearning in “ME HIPNOTIZAS Y CAIGO ANTE DE TI DE RODILLAS…”. Yuzu juice keeps it sharp and slightly sour, matching your razor-tongued takes like “a ignorância eh uma dadiva mesmo viu pqp queria não saber de nada” and all the times you threaten reality stars. The sparkling rosé gives chaotic, fizzy stan energy for Ana Paula in “COMO TE AMO ANA PAULA TORCERIA POR VOCE EM TODAS AS MINHAS VIDAS”, turning the drink into a celebratory timeline in a glass. Finally, a dash of smoked chili bitters brings heat for your unfiltered drags like “sarah andrade mulher mais patética e baixa que já pisou no centro oeste .” and the "born hater, born skinny" confidence of “born skinny bitch”, making this a strong, slightly bitter, experimental spritz that still screams “AI DIA LINDO” when it hits.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jess shows a very Gryffindor style of outspoken bravery and willingness to fight for what she believes in. Her reaction to politics is confrontational and fearless, as in “haddad se eu te pego na rua eh porrada .”, which fits the hot-headed, confrontational courage typical of Gryffindors. She openly picks sides and goes hard for them, especially in reality TV, declaring “COMO TE AMO ANA PAULA TORCERIA POR VOCE EM TODAS AS MINHAS VIDAS” and threatening, half-jokingly but fiercely, “SARAH ANDRADE SE PREPARE O PRIMEIRO SMT RAMPEIRA QUE ELA VAI LER QUANDO SAIR DO BBB VAI SER MEU”. This intensity also shows in her contempt for people she dislikes, like “a pessoa tem coragem de abrir a boca tendo esse sotaque horrível morra hoje matheus”, reflecting a bold, confrontational nature rather than a calculated Slytherin approach. While she’s funny and pop-culture savvy (which could hint at Ravenclaw), the dominant traits are impulsive emotions, passionate loyalties, and a readiness to go to war for her faves—classic Gryffindor energy.
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Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for @fashionxkillazz is you should see me in a crown because their timeline is full of dramatic, sharp takes and queen behavior, especially when they go feral over Ana Paula and BBB, like in “COMO TE AMO ANA PAULA TORCERIA POR VOCE EM TODAS AS MINHAS VIDAS” and “ana paula renault me encanta tanto”. The song’s dark, confident energy mirrors how they drag people and institutions without hesitation, as seen in “haddad se eu te pego na rua eh porrada .” and “a pessoa tem coragem de abrir a boca tendo esse sotaque horrível morra hoje matheus”. There’s also a playful chaos and sense of superiority in their humor—like “born skinny bitch” and “bom sabor que minha tristeza é a alegria de muitos!”—that lines up with the song’s "I’m in control and I know it" vibe. Even when they’re obsessing over TV, movies, and pop culture drama, such as “to revendo os primeiros jogos vorazes e eh incrível como o gale me irrita homem insuportável”, they position themselves as the ruthless commentator at the center of the arena, exactly the kind of energy Billie channels in this track.
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