Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Direct honesty: Speaks plainly about hard topics, like calling out misuse of serious terms in “Some of you throw around the words grooming and CSEM way too much. Words have meanings”.
- Empathetic advocacy: Consistently centers victims (CSA, police violence), as in “These are real CSA victims you’re talking about” and the RCMP tweet about abuse and reporting barriers here.
- Self‑aware insight: Recognizes contradictions and harm in their own behaviors, e.g. acknowledging restriction during concussion recovery in “how stupid it has been of me to severely restrict my intake during the time my brain needs to be healing”.
- Harm‑reduction mindset: Explicitly supports harm reduction to keep people alive, as in “I will always be pro harm reduction, it keeps people alive”, and pushes back on glamorizing EDs in “I won’t romanticize my eating disorder”.
- Dark humor resilience: Uses humor to cope with pain, like joking about antipsychotic munchies in “who up getting antipsychotic munches” and ED frustration in “crying over a bagel it’s a bagel hoe calm down”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive impulses: Openly contemplates dangerous actions, e.g. “should I take an entire bottle of Ativan” and describes extreme restriction and overexercise in “I’m gonna workout until I feel sick”.
- Body‑image fixation: Highly preoccupied with weight and appearance, calling themselves fat and ugly in “I’m back at my starting weight of 50kg and I’m losing my mind just gluttonous and ugly” and wanting to be “scarily thin” in this tweet.
- Emotional volatility: Mood and self‑worth swing rapidly, from excitement about top surgery in “I HAVE A CONSULTATION FOR TOP SURGERY” to despair like “Wow I’ve made zero progress and I’m fat” and “I’m actually so upset again”.
- Conflict intensity: Engages in aggressive callouts (“go to hell,” “you people are awful”) as in “none of you give a fuck about victims. go to hell” and harshly attacks individuals like Serena in this thread.
- Risky coping: Uses substances and extreme behaviors to manage boredom and anxiety, asking “can I do cocaine again”, joking about ketamine in “Ketamine.”, and relying on heavy benzos in “I’ve taken my Ativan and Valium and I’m still on edge”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intellectually sharp, politically and morally opinionated, and deeply sensitive, but also struggling with mental health. Like Lisa calling out injustice before everyone else, they challenge others’ misuse of serious terms and performative morality, as in “Some of you throw around the words grooming and CSEM way too much. Words have meanings” and “none of you give a fuck about victims. go to hell”. They’re outspoken about police abuse and systemic harm, echoing Lisa’s activism: “We are no better than the US, we’re just slightly better at hiding it.”. At the same time, their introspective, self-critical posts about their eating disorder and body image, like “I know I’m going to be unhappy at any weight so why am I doing this”, mirror Lisa’s tendency toward anxiety, perfectionism, and feeling "never enough." Their love of music and literary references (Mac Miller, Sappho, specific song lists) also fits Lisa’s artsy, thoughtful side. Overall, they feel like an older, more traumatized, extremely-online Lisa who mixes moral clarity with intense internal struggle.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets center on their inner world, mental health, and bodily sensations rather than social events, like feeling isolated with their eating disorder and anxiety (“being an adult with an eating disorder is so embarrassing like why am I crying over a bagel”, “My anxiety is so bad I’ve taken my Ativan and Valium and I’m still on edge”). They show strong Intuition (N) through big-picture reflections about control, harm reduction, CSA discourse, and the meaning of words, e.g. critiquing misuse of terms like grooming and CSEM (“Some of you throw around the words grooming and CSEM way too much. Words have meanings”) and recognizing that weight loss won’t actually fix their unhappiness (“I know I’m going to be unhappy at any weight so why am I doing this I know this isn’t real control”). They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: their moral judgments are driven by empathy for victims and personal values, like anger at dismissive discourse around CSA and Epstein (“These are real CSA victims you’re talking about”) and visceral hatred of performative activism (“none of you give a fuck about victims. go to hell”). Finally, they skew Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: their life appears spontaneous, reactive, and inconsistent—swinging between restriction and binging, impulsive drug thoughts (“Okay I’m bored can I do cocaine again”), and wavering about treatment (“using my intake papers as a checklist (I will not be going to the clinic)”) rather than following a structured plan. The combination of intense inner emotional life, value-driven moral stances, and unstructured, self-reflective lifestyle aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘wanna look like this’ and posted that inspo pic, but honestly I’m just trying to look like the person standing next to you in that photo one day.
- You’re rewatching Skins and Degrassi like it’s 2010 Tumblr again, you’ve got red hair, an eating disorder diagnosis and Mac Miller on repeat — admit it, you’re the main character and I’m just trying to get written into season two.
- You asked if people would unfollow you if you ‘get fat’ — I’m just trying to follow you through weight fluctuations, antipsychotic munchies, Crumbl cookie reviews and freebleeding tweets like it’s a lifetime subscription.
- You said you want to be ‘scarily thin,’ but the scariest thing about you is how fast I went from reading your harm-reduction thread and CSA callouts to thinking, ‘oh no, I might actually have a crush on this person.’
- You’ve survived cops smashing your head, hospital charcoal, antipsychotic binges, concussion brain and still booked a top surgery consult — statistically speaking, I think you could probably survive a date with me too.
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Your new Twitter bio
Siobhan · 22 · they/them · Canadian brain with too many tabs open. Once apologized to a bagel for crying over it. Talking harm reduction & hard truths.– @fatalfeverdream
Your signature cocktail
Beautiful Angel, Pulled Apart Spritz
A shimmering gin base with edible glitter nods to their ethereal self-mythology as a “beautiful angel, pulled apart at birth ✩.݁ᛪ༙” from their bio and their love of slightly glam, cursed aesthetics. Blood orange juice brings a sweet-tart, almost bruised color, echoing the bodily honesty of “Severely restricting while on my period then wondering why I feel like shit” and “#freebleeding”. Dry vermouth adds a grown, bitter note for the way they call people out—like “Some of you throw around the words grooming and CSEM way too much. Words have meanings” and “A lot of you are deeply terrible people who cannot be saved”. Tonic water keeps it fizzy but a little sour, mirroring their struggle between harm reduction and self-destruction in “Harm reduction is just this! … I will always be pro harm reduction, it keeps people alive.” and the constant push-pull with recovery in “I know I’m going to be unhappy at any weight so why am I doing this”. A final dash of absinthe gives it a haunted, hallucinatory edge for their drug-twt blur and antipsychotic haze—“being on drugtwt and seeing people use drugs”, “My antipsychotic binges are probably the only thing that are keeping me from passing out”, and the casually terrifying “should I take an entire bottle of Ativan”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style courage and a willingness to confront others over difficult topics, even when it costs them socially. For example, they call out people misusing serious abuse terminology in blunt terms, insisting that “Grooming is a specific manipulation tactic between a victim & perpetrator CSEM is CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE MATERIAL do I have to sound it out”, and criticize performative activism around abuse with “none of you give a fuck about victims. go to hell making up shit for clicks but when someone actually comes out about something real you don’t give a shit. fuck you”. They are openly anti-pedophile in a very uncompromising way, as seen in “dead pedophiles don’t reoffend”, and call out specific users for disturbing behavior around child abuse content in “Why are Serena and her minions SO obsessed with child rape? ... What the fuck is wrong with you?”. This confrontational, moralistic style suggests a Gryffindor kind of bravery and strong sense of justice more than Slytherin pragmatism or Ravenclaw detachment. Even around their own struggles, they speak plainly and defiantly, e.g. “The kids are really getting mad at me because I won’t romanticize my eating disorder”, which fits a Gryffindor tendency to stand by their principles despite backlash.
Your movie
Your song
Objects in the Mirror - Mac Miller
A well‑suited song for them is Objects in the Mirror by Mac Miller, which they explicitly highlight as a favorite: “this will always be one of my favourite Mac Miller songs, rest in peace”. The track’s themes of self-destruction, love, and trying to survive your own mind mirror their struggles with mental health and eating disorders, like when they say “I know I’m going to be unhappy at any weight so why am I doing this I know this isn’t real control SO WHY AM I DOING THIS.”. Lyrics about numbness and coping through unhealthy habits fit their mentions of heavy medication and substance use, such as “My antipsychotic binges are probably the only thing that are keeping me from passing out” and “Okay I’m bored can I do cocaine again”. The song’s tenderness and grief also resonate with their trauma and recurring references to CSA, assault, and systemic abuse, for example “Why do I keep getting sexually assaulted” and “I live in Canada, and I tried to record what an RCMP officer was doing to me…We are no better than the US”. Overall, Objects in the Mirror captures their mix of vulnerability, fatalism, and desire to keep going despite everything.
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