Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Frequently shares detailed thoughts and hype about Genshin and related games, like celebrating “reached 210k dps on flins today!!!” and saving wishes for multiple characters.
- Protective ethical: Calls out harmful behavior, such as criticizing interaction with an account that mocked a cosplayer’s death in “really hate it when people interact with that account who made fun of a cosplayers death..”.
- Community aware: Shows awareness of fandom dynamics and safety, e.g. discussing under-16 social media bans in “I think if everyone followed Australia and banned under 16s from socials the genshin community would be a lot more enjoyable”.
- Humorous candid: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like joking about AI-begging adults in “I can't wrap my head around the possibility that it's not dumb kids e begging but grown adults” and his mom in “My mom asked if I got a job yet. I yelled, 'MEGUMI'.”.
- Goal oriented: Plans and works toward in-game objectives, saving hundreds of wishes and tracking progress, as in “I have 380 wishes saved 🤑” and “getting zibai ineffa bina and illuga in 6.3 and i have only 450 exp books im so cooked”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgmental: Uses strong negative language toward others in the community, e.g. “shill impact you will die” and calling teams “trash ass” in “hate it when people ask why they're struggling... while using a trash ass team”.
- Community negativity: Expresses broad frustration with the fandom, like “this community sucks, idk how people manage to make it an unsafe space for voice actors all the time”, which can reinforce a pessimistic outlook.
- Aesthetic bias: Lets appearance override utility, shown in “gorou c6 can increase zibai team dps to 200k but I still won't use him because he's very ugly and probably smells bad”.
- Overinvested gacha: Shows heavy mental load around gacha pulls and banners, such as “kinda wanna play arknights but how much more of my life am i going to spend playing gacha” and detailed anxiety about banner orders.
- Self-critical insecure: Talks about personal shortcomings in a way that suggests low self-regard, like “mom was telling me (lovingly) my wife will yell at me because i suck at doing stuff” and joking about being a bum in “She cried knowing that I'm a bum.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and a bit of a troll but with a clear moral compass. They constantly joke around and dramatize things like gacha and game difficulty, e.g. “shill impact you will die” and “i'm a fraud if im not able to clear fearless in 6.3 ngl”, which fits Bart’s over-the-top, comedic complaining. At the same time, they show sincere attachment to their interests and brag about their achievements, such as “MY FLINS IS TOP ONE PERCENT BABY” and “reached 210k dps on flins today!!!”, echoing Bart’s pride when he’s good at something. They also mix irreverence with flashes of actual ethics, like criticizing people for platforming someone who mocked a cosplayer’s death in “really hate it when people interact with that account who made fun of a cosplayers death..” and calling out fandom toxicity in “this community sucks, idk how people manage to make it an unsafe space for voice actors all the time”. Even their self-deprecating joke about being a bum, “My mom asked if I got a job yet. I yelled, 'MEGUMI'. She cried knowing that I'm a bum.”, feels very Bart: immature, funny, and hiding a bit of vulnerability under the joke.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solo gaming and online discourse rather than in‑person socializing, and even social references are framed distantly or humorously, such as joking about relationships with their mom and a hypothetical wife in “mom was telling me (lovingly) my wife will yell at me because i suck at doing stuff almost told her i would enjoy that”. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), zooming out to systems and patterns in fandom and community rather than just concrete moments, like criticizing fan behavior and structural issues in the community in “this community sucks, idk how people manage to make it an unsafe space for voice actors all the time” and “hate it when people look at the story only for their favourite character.. not the entire story as a whole”. They lean thinking (T) over feeling, often evaluating things in terms of performance, logic, or consistency even when it sounds harsh, as in “hate it when people ask why they're struggling with something while using a trash ass team and then get mad at meta people for saying the team they're playing is ass” and the blunt humor of “gorou c6 can increase zibai team dps to 200k but I still won't use him because he's very ugly and probably smells bad”. At the same time, they clearly have values and emotional reactions (e.g. condemning the account mocking a cosplayer’s death in “really hate it when people interact with that account who made fun of a cosplayers death.. even if you disagree and have something to say about what he says you should not be giving him interaction”), but those values are expressed through judgmental, principle‑based reasoning more than harmony‑seeking. Their planning style mixes forethought with flexibility, but the constant long‑range pull‑saving schemes and rerun hopes point to perceiving (P) rather than rigid judging: they min‑max and speculate, yet keep changing targets like in “made my mind up to get skirkoffier after i made my mind up to get zibai now i want zibai again” and the many tweets about shifting banner priorities such as “thinking about skipping bina and zibai if skirk and escoffier rerun in 6.4.. i really hope they do”. Overall, their analytical, meta‑oriented gaming focus, blunt logic‑heavy commentary, and flexible yet future‑minded approach to gacha resources align best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep stressing about saving 300… 370… 380 wishes for Bina, Ineffa, Zibai and Skirk, but have you considered pulling at least once on the ‘boyfriend banner’ so I can be the sustain your Flins team is missing?
- You said, ‘gorou c6 can increase zibai team dps to 200k but I still won't use him because he's very ugly and probably smells bad’ — don’t worry, I’m neither c6 nor ugly, but I can still buff your life by at least 200k happiness.
- You’re out here crying over slightly runny eggs and the Moro arc getting animated, grinding Stygian Onslaught without Neuvillette, and praying for Skirk–Escoffier reruns… the way you care that much about games and stories is actually ridiculously attractive.
- You said ‘really hate it when people interact with that account who made fun of a cosplayers death’ and that the community sucks when it’s unsafe for VAs — if you defend strangers that hard, I can’t imagine how safe you’d make me feel as your player two.
- You called Wanderer ‘one of the best characters… not damage wise but his character is so good’ — if you’re into morally dubious little guys with great personality, I’d like to formally apply to be the Wanderer to your top 1% Flins account.
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19 • he/him • Genshin/Endfield enjoyer optimizing pulls & teams. Once saved 380 wishes and still almost impulse‑rolled on the wrong banner.– @fatbeefan
Your signature cocktail
Fearless Stygian Onslaught
This cocktail hits like an over-invested Genshin main who just spent '2 years of missed exploration' to fund pulls, so it starts with high-proof spiced rum for that all-in, slightly unhinged gacha grind energy reflected in “getting zibai ineffa bina and illuga in 6.3 and i have only 450 exp books im so cooked”. Matcha-honey syrup adds a smooth, focused sweetness with a nerdy edge, nodding to their deep mechanical/meta focus like “wanderer vv ttds performed better with bineffa than raiden did...”. Grapefruit soda brings a fizzy, slightly bitter brightness that mirrors their mix of salt and joy when they say “this community sucks, idk how people manage to make it an unsafe space for voice actors all the time” yet still scream “GOT MY FIRST LUNAR ARCANA CLEAR RAHHHH”. Black coffee ice cubes represent the late-night, permanently-online grind and mild existential dread of “kinda wanna play arknights but how much more of my life am i going to spend playing gacha”. A smoked salt rim captures their sharp, occasionally ruthless humor—like “gorou c6 can increase zibai team dps to 200k but I still won't use him because he's very ugly and probably smells bad”—while giving the drink an experimental but still approachable style befitting someone proudly flexing “MY FLINS IS TOP ONE PERCENT BABY”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They are intensely goal‑oriented and calculating about gacha outcomes, which is very Slytherin-coded: they track pulls and future plans in detail, e.g. “180 pulls saved i need skirk and escoffier to be second half otherwise I wont have enough” and “getting zibai ineffa bina and illuga in 6.3 and i have only 450 exp books im so cooked”, constantly optimizing long-term results. They’re also willing to make ruthless trade-offs to maximize power, such as “thinking about skipping bina and zibai if skirk and escoffier rerun in 6.4.. i really hope they do” and openly dismissing a strong unit for aesthetic reasons in “gorou c6 can increase zibai team dps to 200k but I still won't use him because he's very ugly and probably smells bad”. Their tone toward the wider community is sharp and survivalist rather than harmonizing, as seen in “this community sucks, idk how people manage to make it an unsafe space for voice actors all the time” and “I think if everyone followed Australia and banned under 16s from socials the genshin community would be a lot more enjoyable”, which shows a desire to control the environment to their preference. Even in joking, there’s a cutting, competitive edge—“secretly hoping my friends lose their 50/50s so i can go to their worlds and collect bina mats”—that reflects Slytherin’s blend of ambition and self‑interest. Taken together, the long-term planning, optimization mindset, willingness to be bluntly critical, and prioritization of their own advantage over communal harmony point strongly toward Slytherin over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
internet - BBNO$ & Yung Gravy
A fitting song for @fatbeefan is internet by BBNO$ & Yung Gravy, because it matches their irony-heavy, extremely online gamer vibe while still being playful and self-aware. They spend a lot of time thinking about gacha and builds, like when they planned pulls and teams for multiple characters in posts such as “getting zibai ineffa bina and illuga in 6.3 and i have only 450 exp books im so cooked” and “ima have atleast 250 wishes saved for ineffa zibai and bina i cant wait bru”. The song’s jokey flexing and chaotic internet references fit their loud, memey tone in tweets like “MY FLINS IS TOP ONE PERCENT BABY” and “I have 380 wishes saved 🤑”. At the same time, they’re critical of online behavior and fandom drama, echoing the song’s self-awareness about life lived on the web, as seen in posts like “this community sucks, idk how people manage to make it an unsafe space for voice actors all the time” and “I just saw a video where a guy ai generated a video of a random kid... At what point do we have enough of this?!”. Overall, internet captures their mix of shitpost energy, gaming obsession, and sharp awareness of how cursed online spaces can be.
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