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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of sharp pop‑culture commentary, moral conviction, and occasional superiority complex lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re socially aware and political, openly pro‑Palestine in their bio and willing to say things like “Fuck Israel I blame them for the stranger things ending.”. They’re also a big media nerd, constantly dissecting music and fandoms with tweets such as “That new song kinda a flop” and “why aren't livies boycotting deja vu… they're so performative”, which mirrors Lisa’s critical, opinionated side. The way they overthink online dynamics and engagement, like “About to end the year with no hit tweets.” and “Me logging onto twitter everyday just to get 0 likes”, feels like Lisa’s self‑aware angst about not always being appreciated. Even their sardonic humor and occasional harshness, for example “These be the people you're arguing with on here.”, match Lisa’s tendency to be a bit cutting when she feels smarter than everyone around her.

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They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly address and curate interactions with others, e.g. making a new group chat and set of rules for it in “I'm making a new gc! 𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙙𝙖𝙞 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙨 ✦Like & RT this post…”, and frequently talk to “oomfs” as an audience in “Goodnight oomfs”. Their humor is highly associative and reference-heavy, showing Intuition (N): they jump between fandoms, metaphors, and memes like “This is so Sabrina carpenter music video core” and abstract comparisons such as “The folklore love triangle” rather than focusing on concrete detail. They lean Feeling (F) in how they react from values and emotional judgments, e.g. political/moral stances in “Free PALESTINE 🇵🇸” and “Fuck Israel I blame them for the stranger things ending.”, or calling people “disgusting” over behavior in “She's disgusting she didn't post post a ig story” instead of arguing logically. Their timeline is spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured, which signals Perceiving (P): they joke about lack of "hit tweets" and low engagement in “Me logging onto twitter everyday just to get 0 likes” and “About to end the year with no hit tweets.”, and mix uni responsibilities with impulsive posting in “I go back to uni tomorrow and I start at 9am every day” without any sign of rigid planning. The combination of outgoing, meme-heavy interaction, emotional/fandom-based reactions, and go-with-the-flow messiness is most consistent with ENFP.

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Full-time uni student, part-time pop culture prosecutor. Once yelled “Madonna!” instead of “yes” to my mom and somehow that counted as doing the dishes.– @fateofElsie

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This cocktail is a chaotic, glittery spritz for the chronically online uni girl who says things like “Me smoking the British cigarette of wisdom to gain infinite sombr endings” and then complains “I go back to uni tomorrow and I start at 9am every day”. The gin infused with black tea is for the sharp, slightly bitter British-style shade in tweets like “Oomf always posting some bullshit.”. Blood orange liqueur brings a dramatic, juicy edge for the fandom drama and strong opinions like “That new song kinda a flop” and “Charli xcx and vocals in the same sentence.”. The smoked honey syrup softens the bite, hinting at the affection behind lines such as “Found oomf following niche porn account I'm so proud they support small creators.”. Topping it with dry prosecco and a dash of edible glitter reflects their dramatic, pop-girl timeline—Sabrina, Taylor, Wicked promo, Chappell Roan—and the self‑aware flop era of “Me logging onto twitter everyday just to get 0 likes” and “About to end the year with no hit tweets.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a sharp, cutting wit and a willingness to be openly confrontational, which leans heavily Slytherin. They’re bluntly hostile toward people and institutions they dislike, e.g. saying “Fuck Israel I blame them for the stranger things ending.” and “I hope that sourdough gives that person food poisoning.” in this tweet, showing a ruthless, attack-first attitude rather than patient Hufflepuff energy. They also exhibit unapologetic self-interest and strategic thinking about clout, complaining about engagement in “About to end the year with no hit tweets.” and describing their “tankery” with the algorithm while planning to post more explicit content to fix it in “Due to my tankery with Twitter's new update I'll start posting Chudai until my engagement goes back to normal”, which is very resourceful and goal-oriented. At the same time, they cultivate networked influence by creating a new group chat with clear rules and expectations in “I'm making a new gc! 𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙙𝙖𝙞 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙨”, suggesting leadership instincts and a desire to build a sphere of social power. Their humor tends toward cruel-but-clever drags like “These be the people you're arguing with on here.” and mocking other fandoms in “Cokeli stans doing anything to mention Taylor.”, which fits Slytherin’s cunning, competitive mindset more than any other house.

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The song the lakes fits them because it blends sharp, meta commentary about fame and art with a dramatic, online-poet personality, which mirrors how they tweet about pop culture and fandom discourse. They’re clearly a Taylor Swift fan, referencing eras and deep cuts like “Just remembered tis the damn season was on the eras tour setlist” and making inside-joke style posts such as “The folklore love triangle”. The lakes is about wanting to escape toxic noise while still being extremely online and self-aware, similar to them joking about stan drama and flop culture—“This account is always at the scene of the crime.” and “This is why she doesn't interact with swifties online anymore”. The song’s mix of romantic melancholy and barbed wit also matches their slightly unhinged, theatrical humor, like “Me logging onto twitter everyday just to get 0 likes” and the self-aware complaint “About to end the year with no hit tweets.”. Overall, the lakes captures a Swiftie who’s deeply immersed in stan culture, a bit over it, but still loves the drama enough to turn it into artful, biting commentary.

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