
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson: sensitive, self-critical, creative, and constantly overthinking relationships and self-worth. Like Lisa, they intellectualize their pain and mental health struggles while still trying to care about others, shown when they clarify they don’t actually endorse harm: “I don’t support people hurting themselves, I dont support starving, I support you recovering and will be nothing but kind to you unless you’re actually a terrible human”. Their emotional intensity and tendency to spiral over feeling unloved or abandoned echoes Lisa’s insecurity and attachment issues, for example: “If he doesn’t come back by time I’m paid I’m deadass gonna wnd it I’m so tired of being in an abusive relationship where he doesn’t take any responsibility and I’m somwhow always rhe issue” and “Tomorrow I’m taking my life. I love you”. They also show Lisa-like creativity and niche passion (here, art and yaoi commissions) in posts like “Being an artist means you’re drawing yaoi comms at 1 am (I can’t fucking sleep help me)”. Their mixture of activism-ish pushback (against fatphobia), self-destructive tendencies, and introspective venting fits Lisa’s blend of idealism, emotional turmoil, and feeling misunderstood by the world around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean slightly toward Introversion (I): a lot of their life happens in their inner world of feelings, vents, and private struggles, e.g. “It’s a vent account, you’re gonna find vents on it!” and “I don’t wanna be clean from self harm anymore if this is all life brings me, genuinely”. While they do interact socially, the focus is more on emotional processing than on external social stimulation, and they often feel misunderstood or hurt in relationships, such as “I wish I had the guts to break up with him”. Their strong Intuition (N) shows in how they jump quickly to meanings, fears, and patterns rather than just facts—worrying about what their boyfriend going to college symbolizes for the relationship in “what if he realizes how ugly I am and meets the love of his life then leaves me”, or interpreting fatphobia discourse in terms of broader ethics in “Like I don’t understand the point of fatspo… you’re bullying someone who also has an eating disorder?”. They are very clearly Feeling (F)-driven: decisions and reactions center on emotional hurt, love, and validation, such as “Yesterday someone showed they cared about me and I deadass stared at my phone in confusion because I’ve never seen myself as anyone worth kindness or love” and the way their boyfriend’s threats directly drive self-destructive choices in “Bf said he’s gonna break up with me forever if I don’t lose weight so I’m liquid fasting for a month”. Their style is emotional and value-based rather than logical or detached, as seen in “I don’t support people hurting themselves, I dont support starving, I support you recovering and will be nothing but kind to you unless you’re actually a terrible human”. Finally, they show more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they oscillate impulsively and change plans on the fly—fasting goals, drugs, self-harm decisions—rather than following a structured, consistent plan, e.g. “February will be full of drugs, self harm and starving for me yes maam” and then “Instead of buying blades I purchased two vibrators #chooserecovery”. Their life reads as reactive, improvisational, and emotionally-driven more than scheduled or organized, which fits an INFP profile: introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and often torn between their values and their current circumstances.

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20 • he/him • artist/yaoi enjoyer, part‑time Mac & cheese alchemist. Frequently found overthinking, drawing, and craving Taco Bell.– @fatfuknchud

Your signature cocktail
The cherry whiskey is sweet but burns going down, just like their toxic romance arc where their bf threatens to leave unless they lose weight and blocks them on socials, as seen in “Bf said he’s gonna break up with me forever if I don’t lose weight so I’m liquid fasting for a month” and “Sooo I found out my boyfriend truly did reactivate his instagram and actually just blocked me on it..”. Diet cola nods to edtwt counting every calorie and macros, like “I made homemade ice cream last night and I can’t wait to eat it <3 a whole thing of it is 213 cals” and “Stats for today!! #edtwt”. Black coffee ice cubes keep it wired, insomniac, and a bit bitter, mirroring “Being an artist means you’re drawing yaoi comms at 1 am (I can’t fucking sleep help me)” and the constant hyper-emotional late-night spirals. A maraschino syrup drizzle is the sticky, dramatic, over-the-top love they pour into everything, from “MY BOYFRIEND GOT ME THE MASKY YOUTOOZ FOR VALENTINES DAY OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY” to “Guhhh my boyfriend is so pretty I wish I could show you all how pretty he is”. Finally, the edible glitter rim captures their emo-scene, slightly chaotic humor and desire to still shine through the mess, like “Hungryboytwt because I crave Taco Bell 24/7” and “Imagine hating me and I’m just in my room drawing yaoi”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are loyalty, care for others, and a desire to be kind, even while struggling. They explicitly position themself as someone who wants to be gentle with people, saying they “don’t support people hurting themselves” and “support you recovering and will be nothing but kind to you unless you’re actually a terrible human” in “Since normaltwt is going to start going into our spaces again and claim all of us are evil, I don’t support people hurting themselves, I dont support starving, I support you recovering and will be nothing but kind to you unless you’re actually a terrible human”, which reflects Hufflepuff values of fairness and kindness. Even when describing their aunt giving them food, they frame it in terms of the aunt being “super sweet” in “My aunt gave me food at work so I broke my fast at 22 hrs! Super sweet of her”, showing how much they notice and appreciate small kindnesses. Their intense attachment to their boyfriend (despite the relationship being clearly unhealthy) and statements like “I wish I had the guts to break up with him” and “I keep thinking about this” after a stranger shows them care, underline a Hufflepuff-like fixation on loyalty, connection, and being valued. While they show impulsiveness and self-destructive tendencies, those skew more toward trauma than Gryffindor bravado or Slytherin ambition; the through-line in their tweets is a craving for safe, loyal relationships and a sincere wish not to hurt others, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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The song Bury a Friend fits them because it captures a mix of dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and vulnerability that runs through their timeline. They openly talk about suicidal ideation in posts like “Tomorrow I’m taking my life. I love you” and intense self-harm relapse urges in “I’m literally trying to find my razors I need to relapse I can’t do it anymore. I hate bpd…”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on pain and inner demons. Their relationship distress and fear of abandonment, like “If he doesn’t come back by time I’m paid I’m deadass gonna wnd it I’m so tired of being in an abusive relationship…” and “Bf said he’s gonna break up with me forever if I don’t lose weight so I’m liquid fasting for a month”, align with the song’s themes of being haunted by someone else’s power over you. The way they mix morbid jokes and internet culture—like “February will be full of drugs, self harm and starving for me yes maam” and “Tonight I am going to take 23 Benadryl #drugtwt What should I expect”—matches the unsettling, playful yet deadly serious tone of the track. Overall, the song’s eerie, confessional style and push-pull between wanting help and giving up reflect their vents about being overwhelmed, traumatized, and yet still very online and self-aware.

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