Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own habits and contradictions, like joking about losing weight despite eating a lot in her bio and in tweets such as “no se como baje de peso si sigo tragando como cochi”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and self-deprecating humor to describe experiences, e.g. “me quito el hambre y me quedo la boca dulce por 30 minutos” and joking about laxative tea in “no puedo dejar de cagar desde ayer”.
- Hardworking: Shows strong discipline and persistence in weight loss and fasting, like celebrating progress in “Im finally out of the 70’s 🥺” and tracking long fasts in “33:30h into my 336h fast”.
- Caring: Engages with friends and shares food even while restricting herself, as in “I make my friends eat thing for me… they’re always happy when I do it”, and talks about her brother and family dynamics with concern in “Mi hermano de 12 años le acaba de decir a mi mamá que vio videos gore por curiosidad”.
- Creative: Expresses herself through drawing and storytelling, like sharing her art in “Copie un dibujo de Pinterest, el beso se ve horrible” and narrating personal memories such as the ballerina dream in “My childhood dream was to be a ballerina”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-hatred: Uses extremely harsh language toward herself, calling herself “gorda de mierda” and saying “Ni siquiera yo me quiero”, and blaming her 11-year-old self in “grasa de 11 años”.
- Disordered_eating: Openly promotes severe restriction and extreme fasting, like “33:30h into my 336h fast”, celebrating very low intakes such as “56cal” and worrying about eating 300 calories in “ChatGPT says I’ll die in a year if i keep eating 300”.
- External_validation: Ties her worth to others’ opinions and romantic interest, for example “como puedo esperar que el de fije en mi” and believing her crush would like her only if she had lost weight earlier in “tal vez ahora el que me gusta se fijaría en mí”.
- Body_fixation: Obsesses over weight numbers and appearance, regularly posting small calorie counts like “88 cal”, tracking every loss in “Lost 11.9lb this month so far”, and using multiple waist trainers while saying “I hope I die in my sleep”.
- Harsh_criticism: Often expresses aggressive or mocking judgments of others, like criticizing body editing in “no sabe de anatomía porque se editaba el culo hasta el cuello” and insulting someone with “mira como saliste retrasado mental”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper self-aware, emotionally intense, and very hard on themselves. Like Lisa, they overthink their body and worth, blaming their younger self for current pain, as in “Si hubiera hecho algo para bajar de peso a los 11 años… no sería una gorda de mierda” and “Y pensar q todo comenzó pq quise comer unas galletas a los 8 años y mi papá me dijo q me iba a poner bien gorda”. Their vulnerability and self-loathing echo Lisa’s depressive episodes: “Ni siquiera yo me quiero, ni mi familia, como puedo esperar que el de fije en mi” and “Me siento súper miserable hoy”. At the same time, they show sharp wit and moral judgment about others and society, similar to Lisa calling things out bluntly, for example “Ojalá les caiga una denuncia a todos los asquerosos cerdos que tienen sexo en público” and their criticism of edited bodies in “Si de verdad no fuera edición no se enojaría tanto…”. Their combination of intelligence, sensitivity, and feeling like an outsider—while still being funny and expressive online—fits Lisa far better than the other core characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extravert: although they joke and interact online, much of their content is inward-focused, centering on personal feelings and self-criticism rather than social excitement, like in “Ni siquiera yo me quiero, ni mi familia, como puedo esperar que el de fije en mi” and “Me siento súper miserable hoy”. They show a strong Feeling (F) orientation, prioritizing emotions, relationships, and self-worth over cold logic; for example, they link their entire value to attractiveness and acceptance in “Si hubiera hecho algo para bajar de peso a los 11 años… no sería una gorda de mierda y si le parecería linda” and frame their childhood moment with their father in a deeply emotional way in “Y pensar q todo comenzó pq quise comer unas galletas a los 8 años y mi papá me dijo q me iba a poner bien gorda”. Their focus on meaning, identity, and ‘what could have been’ suggests Intuition (N) over Sensing: they frequently spin small events into broader narratives about their life and future (e.g., connecting an 8-year-old comment to their current struggles in that same tweet) rather than just describing physical details. At the same time, their behavior around dieting and fasting shows some structure but also a lot of emotional, reactive decision-making—fasts like “33:30h into my 336h fast 😔😔” and intense goals like “Lost 11.9lb this month so far” feel more like ideal-driven bursts and self-punishment than calm, methodical planning, which fits Perceiving (P) more than rigid Judging. The overall pattern—deep emotional intensity, self-focused inner narrative, idealized what-if scenarios about love and body image, and fluctuating, somewhat chaotic behavior—aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive a 336h fast and FIVE EGGS for breakfast, I trust you could handle one little date with me—no calorie counting, just vibes.
- You said that low-cal jam tasted like MIERDA but kept your mouth sweet for 30 minutes… I volunteer as the upgrade: still zero calories, but I’ll keep you smiling way longer.
- You: ‘How can I make fried eggs without oil?’ Me: easy—just use the heat from how hard I’m crushing on you and we’ll both burn a few extra calories.
- You were out of the 70s at the end of January; I’m just trying to be the person who’s still here for you when you’re out of the 300‑cal days, the 80h fasts, and the ‘I don’t even like myself’ tweets—because I already do.
- Your childhood dream was to be a ballerina and you turned it down because of your body… plot twist: you’re already doing pirouettes in my head while I’m on the treadmill wondering if I can trust anything except how pretty you are.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Student, treadmill skeptic, and failed low-cal jam scientist. Logging the journey from self-doubt to strength, one egg and step at a time.– @fattytobyy
Your signature cocktail
The Metab Ballerina Meltdown
This cocktail starts with a strong espresso shot for their relentless grind and sleepless tracking, echoing the obsession in “Three metab days in a row 🔥🔥” and “I wish I could trust my treadmill”. A sugar-free strawberry jam swirl nods to their chaotic kitchen experiments and dark humor about appetite in “Me intenté hacer una mermelada baja en calorías y sabía a MIERDA, me quito el hambre y me quedo la boca dulce por 30 minutos”. The sea salt rim captures the salty, self-deprecating edge of lines like “ni siquiera yo me quiero, ni mi familia, como puedo esperar que el de fije en mi” and their brutally honest clapbacks in “Tú tienes papá y mamá y mira como saliste retrasado mental”. A whipped egg-white foam is a direct tribute to their egg era and resourcefulness in “FIVE EGGS” and “How can I make FRIED EGGS without OIL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, softening the drink like the vulnerable side behind the jokes. Finally, a tiny dash of chili bitters represents the painful, burning motivation that came from body-shaming and regret, as confessed in “Y pensar q todo comenzó pq quise comer unas galletas a los 8 años y mi papá me dijo q me iba a poner bien gorda” and “Going to bed with 3 waist trainers on I hope I die in my sleep”, leaving a lingering sting after the sweetness.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in their tweets is ambition channeled into extreme self‑transformation, a core Slytherin trait. They meticulously track weight loss and push themselves far beyond healthy limits, as seen in “80h 😭 I don’t wanna keep going”, “33:30h into my 336h fast 😔😔”, and “Lost 11.9lb this month so far”, all showing relentless drive toward a goal regardless of the cost. There is also a sharp, cutting, and sometimes ruthless social judgment that aligns with Slytherin’s edge, like “Im not against fatspo but girl you’re big too, post yourself in fatspo 😭 you laugh at the people that answered you because they’re heavier than you but you can’t even put your weight in your desc” and “Ojalá les caiga una denuncia a todos los asquerosos cerdos que tienen sexo en público”. Their self‑preservation instincts appear in dark humor about harm and risk, such as “Going to bed with 3 waist trainers on I hope I die in my sleep”, which mixes fatalism with a willingness to push their body to extremes for their aims. While there are hints of vulnerability and a desire for belonging, like feeling unloved in “Ni siquiera yo me quiero, ni mi familia, como puedo esperar que el de fije en mi”, the dominant pattern is ambition, competitiveness, and a hard, strategic attitude toward both themselves and others—hallmarks of Slytherin.
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Your song
Traitor - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that fits them well is Traitor by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures intense self-criticism, heartbreak, and feeling unlovable, all of which appear in their tweets. They talk about not being able to love themselves or feel loved by anyone else, saying “Ni siquiera yo me quiero, ni mi familia, como puedo esperar que el de fije en mi”, echoing the song’s theme of feeling fundamentally rejected and inadequate. Like Olivia’s fixation on how things "could have been" in Traitor, they obsess over the past and blame their younger self for current pain: “Si hubiera hecho algo para bajar de peso a los 11 años… no sería una gorda de mierda… pero gracias a la bola de grasa de 11 años…”. Their threads about long fasts and extreme dieting, such as “33:30h into my 336h fast 😔😔” and “How many cals do y’all eat in a day? ChatGPT says I’ll die in a year if i keep eating 300”, reflect the same self-destructive intensity and emotional spiral found in the song. Overall, Traitor matches their mix of bitterness, sadness, romantic fixation, and deep insecurity.
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