Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Avid Reader: Consistently shares progress and reviews of various romance and dark romance titles like Monster Trilogy and Divinos Rivais.
- Socially Connected: Actively engages with friends and the book community, often seeking buddies for joint readings or discussing plots.
- Critical Thinker: Analytically compares modern tropes, such as noting how stalker books often copy Haunting Adeline.
- Literary Support: Shows dedication to physical media by purchasing pre-orders and collecting works by favorite authors like Ali Hazelwood.
- Honest Reviewer: Provides blunt feedback on quality, even admitting when a book is the worst of the year.
Weaknesses:
- Low Patience: Frequently expresses frustration with character behavior, specifically calling Kirill insufferable and stupid.
- National Prejudice: Admits to having a bias against Brazilian literature, only liking a small fraction of what they read.
- Prankster Tendencies: Enjoys intentionally tricking friends into reading tropes they hate, such as infidelity plots.
- Indecisive Behavior: Contemplates deleting their account or moving because of minor aesthetic annoyances with their username.
- Procrastination: Publicly questions if it is too early to cancel attendance at an important exam (UERJ) the day before.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
While @faulknergfs possesses a fiery side, they are primarily defined by their identity as a voracious and critical reader, mirroring Lisa’s intellectual and bookish nature. They exhibit Lisa’s high standards for quality, often expressing frustration when content doesn't meet their expectations, such as saying “monster trilogy ser panfletado como um livro de máfia chega a ser piada”. Much like Lisa’s obsession with her favorite jazz musicians or historical figures, the user shows a deep, protective devotion to their favorite characters, claiming “ninguém ama rhys larsen mais do que eu”. They also share Lisa’s tendency to be an 'academic' snob about their hobbies, admitting “de 5 livros nacionais que eu leio apenas 1 é bom e o meu preconceito com nacional volta”. Ultimately, their life revolves around the pursuit of a perfect story, exemplified by their wish: “queria apagar minha mente pra ler caraval e ouabh pela primeira vez dnv”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Faulknergfs displays Introversion (I) through their solitary obsession with reading and the desire for a 'small account' aesthetic, even considering “tô amando a estética conta pequena, acho que vou dar moved”. They align with Sensing (S) by focusing on physical sensations like the “o cheiro das páginas de divinos rivais” and their immediate aesthetic reactions to hair care and fashion. As a Feeling (F) type, their judgments are heavily based on personal emotional attachments, such as being “sem palavras” over a book or feeling “apego” to a username despite it bothering them. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous reading habits and indecisiveness, seen when “decidindo se odeio kirillsasha amo gosto ou suporto” and their casual attitude toward formal obligations like exams, asking if they can “cancelar a presença pra fzr a uerj amanhã”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I have more 'molho' than Konstantin, and unlike Kirill, I’ll never need 15 words to call you my lover.
- Are you a book by Stephanie Garber? Because I’d gladly erase my mind just to experience meeting you for the first time again.
- If you’re looking for someone to start a 'book club' with, I promise I’m a much better plot than a national novel with a cheating trope.
- Forget the Monster Trilogy—the only thing I want to 'panfletar' is the idea of us going out this weekend.
- I may not be Rhys Larsen, but I promise I’m worth more than a R$39,90 pre-order with freebies.
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Passionate dark romance reader and critic. Exploring the ‘Monster Trilogy’ and the works of Stephanie Garber. If I’m not reading, I’m probably hating on Kirill.– @faulknergfs
Your signature cocktail
The Dark Romance & Dirty Hair
This drink perfectly captures someone who claims “Monster trilogy being marketed as a mafia book is a joke,” yet cannot stop talking about Kirill’s 'sauce.' The smoky base represents her constant internal conflict, like “deciding if I hate Kirillsasha, love, like, or tolerate it,” while the dark aesthetic matches her desire to “erase my mind to read Caraval and OUABH for the first time again.” It’s a strong, experimental cocktail for a reader who is currently “living a love-hate relationship with Viktor” and might just “cancel her presence at the UERJ exam” to finish another chapter. Finally, the charcoal reflects the chaos of her hair concerns, specifically the “probability of my hair ending up like straw” after using Malbec shampoo.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user exhibits a classic Slytherin mix of ambition and a sharp, unapologetic tongue. They display a certain cunning and amusement in manipulation, such as “indo fazer minha amiga que odeia plot de traição ler um livro com plot de traição sem saber”, and prioritize their own satisfaction over general rules. Their loyalty is highly selective and intense, focused on specific 'dark' archetypes like “rhys larsen” or the Monster Trilogy, and they aren't afraid to be brutally honest or 'hateful' for their own entertainment, as seen when they mention “indo virar hater número um de kirillsasha pra atazanar a erica”. Ultimately, their self-preservation and desire for aesthetic control—like wanting to “dar moved” to a smaller account—perfectly align with the house of ambition.
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Your song
Romance Is Boring - Los Campesinos!
This user's timeline is a chaotic mix of deep obsession and bitter frustration with literary tropes, perfectly mirroring the song's cynical yet fixated view of love. They flip between intense devotion, claiming “nobody loves Rhys Larsen more than me” and “my gorgeous husband”, to being utterly repulsed by the books they read, stating they “just read the worst book of the year”. Their relationship with characters like Kirill is a cycle of annoyance and attraction, evidenced when they say “Kirill could be less hot” while simultaneously hoping he “gets fucked over”. Ultimately, their habit of “living a love-hate relationship” with fictional men and their dramatic reading habits align with the song's themes of performative and exhausting romanticism.
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